is my glass half empty or half full.... I think half full because the is an object that takes up space..... in the cup the object that takes it out is NOT in the cup so i THINK my cup is half full

If you ate a diamond would u crap it out?

if a cat always lands on its feet and toast lands butter side down... what would happen if you tape the buttered toast to the back of a cat??

if a ducks quack dosent echo... dose that mean if nething else quacks it dosen echo?

If my grandma falls down a flight of stairs and theres nobody around to pick her up... dose she still get to collect insurence?

If JFK didnt get shot with 2 bullets dose that mean oswald shot a bullet that peirced his back, throat, jumped outa him, stoped for 3 seconds turned 58 degrees to the right hit the person in front of him in the back, came out that dudes up ribs, stoped turned almost 18 degrees and then hit him in the arm???

inst a question... but

Abe lincoln was in monroe, maryalnd 3 weeks befor he was shot
and JFK was in Marylin Monroe 3 weeks befor he was shot

If DNL is 7UP upside down... wouldnt I spill my drink?

if a crunch bar was melted... wouldnt that be false advertisement???

If Elmo and the Cookie monster are friends... wouldnt some black dude kill them

if big bird and the cookie monster had sex.. would there kid be kermit the frog?

Is it true that the furthest distance we can run into the woods is half way.... *get it half way in and then half way out*

im sure ill post more

LOL, cool thread!I love silly threads!



Is it possible to fart out of our sex organs?









P.S. MKS, your last question I have been wondering about recently when I talk to my friends about their GF's lol.They tell me how their girl cums and shit lol.It's silly actually.Hey, Semore butts is the answer.

Why do I like not getting money when I'm poor?

Why do people break up so fast after being with each other for many years on end?

Okay, I was driving home from work this evening on I-95. Somewhere around MD-212 there is a green sign that says "Baltimore - 23 miles". Only the area around the number "23" was a lighter shade of green than the rest of the sign. Like another number had been there before and somebody stuck the "23" over it - as if it were a correction of some sort. What happened? Did Baltimore move?

lmao,queef......

It's possible for females to. Sort of. Not a "fart" as such, but just a release of air that gets trapped in the vagina, which sort of seems like some kind of fart ("queef" is the commonly used term).



Because a) people are asking questions that nobody could ever know the answers to, and b) most of us are too stupid to know the answers to most questions anyway.

That happened to one of my best friend's gf several years ago when she was involved with someone else. Now yeah, I'm sure it has happened to pretty much every girl, but since this guy she was involved with then (another friend of mine) is a bigger gossip than most women, it's been a private joke amongst all of us ever since.



Couldn't have said it better myself. So how about I add another stupid question:

Q: Just how healthy/unhealthy would it be to drink your own urine? I mean, it is inside your body, so if it's in you and didn't kill you then, why would it kill you if you swallowed it again (and yes, I am kinda aware of where exactly the urine is located and the kinds of stuff also found in that area)?

i think it's actually quite healthy. its already been processed and whatnot from your system. but the thought of drinking something that was inside you, it's just nasty.

Im not a doctor and i dont mean that in a smart ass way but from what i understand your urine is the extract of all the bad things that are taken out of the blood and your body to be discarded as waste as most people know the body uses liquids and what not and the waste that can't be used, bad things or unusable things have to be expelled.

So to drink it would redistribute the waste your body cannot use through your body for your body to use as new which it is not, your body cannot re-use it thus causing damage by being exposed to toxic bodily waste. I think it is only harmful because your body constantly needs to be replenished with air, eventually liquids and food...to redistribute waste as if it were the items needed to replenish would be like breathing in nothing but carbon dioxide which we all know you cannot live on. You need new oxygen so thus your body needs new liquid and energy

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i would go with that answer then

WOW lol, nice responce.I could have sworn a few years ago I heard a story when there was an earthquake in Japan.They found this baby 4-8 years old age wise.I can't remember that per-se, but the article said that he claimed he survived by drinking his own urine as liquids.

Who knows though.






Ok, time for more stupid questions.hehe


Does a "queef" have a smell as oppose to a "fart" or just air?


Are you considered gay if you are narcissistic?

Is it possible to feel if you have and arm without the fingers?

Which tastes better, a guys cum or a womans cum?

Are people that watch porno more then 3 times a week considered nymphos?

If someone was holding your parents hostage, and told you to eat a gerbil alive or they would be killed, would you?

If you get an erection every time a hot girl walks by, do you believe thats normal or just an uncontrollable habit?

Is it true that women feel that Chocolate and Sex are comparable from a pleasurable point of view?

If you eat shit, will you die?

Will you digest your own sperm if you tried or would you get sick?

LMAO, if anyone can answer these questions, I'll be impressed and shocked lol.Hey, these are what came to mind.I know, I'm a twisted dude.

EDIT:WTF? Anyway, when people date, how come they cheat on each other? Doesn't that qualify you as a prostitute?

Our bodies have different areas which differ greatly from one another. Just because something is inside of us, it doesn't mean that fluids and liquids from other organs will function the same way in every part of our body. If you were to swallow urine, firstly your esophagus is not designed to withstand high levels of acid, which is present in urine and will result in suffocation. Even if you were to survive that part, once the urine enters the digestive tract, the chemical reaction between urine and stomach acid can be very dangerous.

Question: Why am I answering all you're questions lol?

No.

What would chairs look like if our knee's were backwards?

MKFlegend wrote: If you eat shit will you die?


Technically at some point or another everyone has tasted or eaten shit...Why? because simply some people dont wash their hands after using the bathroom, changing diapers or scratching thier butt...microscopic shit matter gets in your food whether you make it yourself or get it from water or somewhere else and you consume it....also if you ever smelled shit which is most likely, then you have tasted and eaten it...smell occurs when microscopic flakes of the matter travel in the air and you inhale it and it hits your smell senors and unfortunately it hits your taste buds too....eeeewww...lol.

to be more specific some people eat shit on purpose lol. Babies do but with adults their either have mental problems and practice pica, the consumption of non-food items, including coprophagy, the ingestion of FECES. Coprophagy is also listed as an unusual sexual practice in the ENCYCLOPEDIA. Lol a funny little fact... Some people who practice sexual coprophagy say that only a lover's poop is good to eat; all other poop (including their own) makes them gag.

But Yes, you can either get sick or die from shit because it emerges loaded with bacteria and sometimes other life forms. Many diseases, including food poisoning, cholera and typhus, are spread by fecal contamination. Many parasites, like tapeworms, can be spread through eating shit. Plus some parasites, such as pinworms depend on people eating their own shit to survive.



Blade-Tsung wrote: what would chairs look like if our knees were backwards?

LOL

Because happiness is more important than obligation.

Mammals and birds do, but reptiles and cold blooded beings can't. Why? Because reptiles only have a reactive brain, while the hot blooded animals evolution and got abstract thought and unlike reptiles, they don't only have reactions, but also imaginations to preview and or recall situations. Sleep is a process used by the brain to assimilate new information and that is why often dreams have a lot of elements of the day before and why one has to have enough sleep to learn. Also, the reason why dreams don't make sense is because the brains is recalling information and it takes what is easier to get, so it doesn't bother of how it is arranged.

Because French once was the most culturaly influencial state in Europe, actually before the second world war, french was the international language, so it was introduced as part of the education system the same as english is being introduced now(well... already done...)

1-A "queef" can have a smell, but you won't actually smell it, because being in a body, it is gas made up of a lot of different components, some wich will smell, like sulfur(spell?).
2-No, since you have no sexual attraction towards yourself. If you do, it might be because you are gay and you find yourself fitting your idea of arousing, but not because you are nacisistic that you gay.
3-Yes. you can feel without the fingers since your arm still has nerves, just the not as much as a hand. Also, the brain being an adaptation masterpiece, often, the part of the brain corresponding to your fingers transfer to be of use in the face, wich means that sometimes, touching the face of someone missing his whole hand can produce the feeling for that person of being touched in his hand.
4-Every cum has a different taste depending on the person's nutrition, health state, etc.
5-Nah..
6-I would try to find a way to eat it...
7-Incontrollable problem and I would get it is not your body, but your head that is the reason.
8-I ain't a women, but it seems like is quite close from hearing them...
9-Someone already answered... if nobody did I shall edit... but in the end, yes.. but after surviving for a little more time that by eating nothing.
10-You would survive and actually have no problem since sperm it's filled with essential nutritional components that are needed for the sperm to survive and become a baby and it even is good for slimming... Does anyone want to lose some weight?(don't take that joke seriously... unless you actually are interested in a dark skinned long haired semi-goth smartass)

My mom says you just don't know how to work it

How come people keep asking utterly revolting sex questions?

Lets keep it clean; stop getting so horny over genital farts.