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GrinningEvilDeath
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To anyone who cares, I'm not banned. I left of my own accord. This place is dead to me now.

03/30/2006 12:51 PM (UTC)
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Q: ?


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ShingoEX
03/30/2006 02:47 PM (UTC)
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razorxz Wrote:Is sex completely overrated or severely underated??


Just misconstrued as being something it really isn't.
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nobrainer
03/30/2006 02:52 PM (UTC)
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Q: What do we do with the drunken sailor?
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Jerrod
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03/31/2006 04:05 AM (UTC)
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nobrainer Wrote:
Q: What do we do with the drunken sailor?

Throw him overboard and listen to him scream! smile
Do creatures other than humans feel love?
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03/31/2006 02:10 PM (UTC)
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Jerrod Wrote:
nobrainer Wrote:
Q: What do we do with the drunken sailor?

Throw him overboard and listen to him scream! smile
Do creatures other than humans feel love?


EDIT:
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EmmKayEss
03/31/2006 02:11 PM (UTC)
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Jerrod Wrote:
Do creatures other than humans feel love?


A: If what dogs show/feel ISN'T love, then I don't know what it is.
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jimmyscorp
04/01/2006 04:01 AM (UTC)
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If you threw something at the president how long would it take for you to be arrested?
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mkflegend
04/01/2006 04:35 AM (UTC)
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Why do Female Spiders kill the Male and eat him after mating?

Is sliding a Twinkie on your penis before your GF goes down on you considered Kinky or just out there?

If you're able to break small dishes over your head easily without hurting yourself, are you still techically hurting your brain or your skull?

Do you seriously believe people who say "ohh no I never, ever mastubated before in my life"?

Is it possible to literally Cream yourself while a hot stripper is giving you a lap dance, or is that a myth?

How would you react if you ever saw a Doll come to life and try to kill you?

Is it normal to have sex with stuffed animals?

Will cock roaches be here long after humans are gone?

Non-Toxik Clay and other art supplies listed "NON-TOXIK" aren't poisoness, so if you eat or drink it will you die?

Is it normal for a guy to get a boner when he's getting a lap dance?

What happens when a guy gets a lap dance and doesn't get a boner?

What happens to a girl when she gets a lap dance from a guy or what ever?

When girls give a lap dance to a guy they like and talk to, do you think they get aroused too besides the guy?

Is it true that your eyeball is actually like a hard liquid?
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fedegita
04/01/2006 07:48 AM (UTC)
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So did that little stint with Crow really get MKS banned?
If yes, can someone also ban MKF so he'll stop asking such retarded sex questions? If you're so curious wrap your own dick in a fucken twinky and start creaming while a friend dances on your lap. Geez you serioulsy must be no more than 13 years old
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Frikandel
04/01/2006 09:40 AM (UTC)
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fedegita Wrote:
So did that little stint with Crow really get MKS banned?
If yes, can someone also ban MKF so he'll stop asking such retarded sex questions? If you're so curious wrap your own dick in a fucken twinky and start creaming while a friend dances on your lap. Geez you serioulsy must be no more than 13 years old


Whats the name of this topic?
I think MKF legends questions are good enough for this thread
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Alpha_Q_Up
04/01/2006 09:46 AM (UTC)
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fedegita Wrote:
So did that little stint with Crow really get MKS banned?
If yes, can someone also ban MKF so he'll stop asking such retarded sex questions? If you're so curious wrap your own dick in a fucken twinky and start creaming while a friend dances on your lap. Geez you serioulsy must be no more than 13 years old


AMEN


He thinks asking stupid ass questions about sex(cause I doubt he'll ever get any) is hilarious and that people think he's funny. It just makes him look like an idiot who only plays MK and when he's not playing MK he's either fantasizing about Ed Boon in a Kitana outfit or thinking about sticking his dick in twinkies and stuffed animals.
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Bye, Bye Bitches.

04/01/2006 09:54 AM (UTC)
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mkflegend Wrote:
Why do Female Spiders kill the Male and eat him after mating?


They have no use for them any more.

Is sliding a Twinkie on your penis before your GF goes down on you considered Kinky or just out there?


Ask a stupider question...

If you're able to break small dishes over your head easily without hurting yourself, are you still techically hurting your brain or your skull?


Ask an even stupider question...

Do you seriously believe people who say "ohh no I never, ever mastubated before in my life"?


No, I don't believe you.

Is it possible to literally Cream yourself while a hot stripper is giving you a lap dance, or is that a myth?


How do you even know what a stripper is?

How would you react if you ever saw a Doll come to life and try to kill you?


...

Is it normal to have sex with stuffed animals?


Maybe for you.

What happens when a guy gets a lap dance and doesn't get a boner?


Yeah, you should really get that checked out.

Will cock roaches be here long after humans are gone?


Does it matter? We really won't be around to know.

Non-Toxik Clay and other art supplies listed "NON-TOXIK" aren't poisoness, so if you eat or drink it will you die?


That is the most retarded thing I've ever heard in my life.

When girls give a lap dance to a guy they like and talk to, do you think they get aroused too besides the guy?


*kills self*

Is it true that your eyeball is actually like a hard liquid?


Why don't you find out?
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04/01/2006 10:41 AM (UTC)
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Frikandel Wrote:
fedegita Wrote:
So did that little stint with Crow really get MKS banned?
If yes, can someone also ban MKF so he'll stop asking such retarded sex questions? If you're so curious wrap your own dick in a fucken twinky and start creaming while a friend dances on your lap. Geez you serioulsy must be no more than 13 years old


Whats the name of this topic?
I think MKF legends questions are good enough for this thread


The name is "Stupid Questions with MKS". I might be wrong, but when I think of 'stupid' I think of something that is so pointless or ridiculous and random that it actually invites people to laugh or at least smile from how silly it is. From what I've seen, MKF's questons havent had much positive feedback. Not only that, some of them are just plain fucked up. Not stupid. Fucked.
Curiosities about stuffed animal erotica is not something I would deem humerous in any way. It just makes me think that this kid has been sitting his little sexually-confused arse in front of the internet for too long.

Are you really curious about sex, kid? Go fucken talk to one of your close mates about it. If he's got more sense than you then you might actually learn a thing or two from him. If not that, have a joke with a bunch of other mates about sex. And make sure you ARE friends, cos if they're offended by the shit your pulling out at least they'll be more inclined to forgive & forget and might actually teach you that what you're saying is absolute crap. Don't come up with crazy sex-concepts and expect a bunch of 17-34 year olds to laugh with you. Cos if they do they're just as fucked up as you are.
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04/01/2006 11:05 AM (UTC)
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Who cares what the title says, the original purpose of this thread was to ask questions that could actually be answered reasonably (as demonstrated by the first few posts). See:

EmmKayEss Wrote:

The purpose of this thread is simple: Ask a stupid question you honestly don't know the answer to and hopefully somebody here DOES know the answer and will provide the answer.


Why would wtflegend think somebody could answer a question like "Is sliding a Twinkie on your penis before your GF goes down on you considered Kinky or just out there?" ? What the fuck?
Is posting sexually explicit material even in accordance with the rules of the site? 'Cause it'd be pretty ridiculous if we wern't allowed to discuss drug use because it lowers the tone of the site, but were allowed to discuss stripper and lap dance ejaculation experience's, as if that somehow doesn't lower the tone of the site.

It could have been a really interesting thread. You know, ask an interesting question, get an interesting answer. But it took about 5 pages for it to degenerate into a mess so horrible people can't decide if it's sad or hilarious, and the very thing thread was created for has been lost in a sea of moronic sex questions. People don't know if sliding a twinkie on your fucking penis is considered kinky or just out there. Most people don't care, and have used those questions just to mock mkflegend more than anything else.

Or maybe people do care. Maybe i'll just go and create The Official "What Does Your Own Semen Taste Like?" Thread.
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04/01/2006 12:56 PM (UTC)
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mkflegend, I'm getting fed up of reading all of your sexual questions, and I doubt that I'm the only one. There are "stupid" questions, but what you ask us is just plain ludicrous. If you post anymore sexual questions, I'm just going to either delete or edit your posts. By all means, please get a hobby that steers you as far away from temptation as possible. I still have hope for this thread, even though MKS is gone... Which brings me to my question:
Why did EmmKayEss do that? I give him props for going out with a bang, but damn, why did he do it?
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Frikandel
04/01/2006 01:12 PM (UTC)
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Jerrod Wrote:
mkflegend, I'm getting fed up of reading all of your sexual questions, and I doubt that I'm the only one. There are "stupid" questions, but what you ask us is just plain ludicrous. If you post anymore sexual questions, I'm just going to either delete or edit your posts. By all means, please get a hobby that steers you as far away from temptation as possible. I still have hope for this thread, even though MKS is gone... Which brings me to my question:
Why did EmmKayEss do that? I give him props for going out with a bang, but damn, why did he do it?


Do you really want an answer to that??
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nobrainer
04/01/2006 01:16 PM (UTC)
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Erm... Ok... Ah, got one!


Q: How many hits with a sledgehammer would it take to knock Mike Tyson out?
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04/01/2006 01:17 PM (UTC)
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Frikandel Wrote:
Do you really want an answer to that??

Yes indeed.
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04/01/2006 01:42 PM (UTC)
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Why All The Conflict Between Crow and MKS???? Is this a big April Fools???sadsadsad
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04/01/2006 05:14 PM (UTC)
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Raging Wrote:
Why All The Conflict Between Crow and MKS???? Is this a big April Fools???sadsadsad



That's the first thing that came to my mind when that argument happened.
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04/01/2006 05:17 PM (UTC)
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What will man figure out first? The meaning of life, or who will win in a fight between Sub-Zero and Scorpion?
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mkflegend
04/01/2006 06:51 PM (UTC)
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Fegita. a question.What's your problem man?You could just ask me to stop nicely instead of requesting I get banned.You only start trouble that way man.


I find funny how this thread wasn't closed yet some of mine have been and the sad part is that they were a lot more serious.

I'm only goofing and taking advantage of this thread, am I not?

Anyway, I think it's a good idea for this thread to be closed because lol have you people looked at the thread title?

Come on lol.I guess mine are TOO EXTREME.My fault.


I haven't posted in here for a while, so when I do everyone gets touchy lol.


Hilarious.

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04/01/2006 06:57 PM (UTC)
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mkflegend Wrote:
I find funny how this thread wasn't closed yet some of mine have been and the sad part is that they were a lot more serious.
I'm only goofing and taking advantage of this thread, am I not?
Anyway, I think it's a good idea for this thread to be closed because lol have you people looked at the thread title?
Come on lol.I guess mine are TOO EXTREME.My fault.
I haven't posted in here for a while, so when I do everyone gets touchy lol.
Hilarious.

You didn't notice several pages back that people were annoyed by all the sex questions? And since when is "a while" less than fourteen hours? And as multi-colon wrote...
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Who cares what the title says, the original purpose of this thread was to ask questions that could actually be answered reasonably.

Your questions are just plain ridiculous.
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Frikandel
04/01/2006 07:41 PM (UTC)
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Jerrod Wrote:
mkflegend Wrote:
I find funny how this thread wasn't closed yet some of mine have been and the sad part is that they were a lot more serious.
I'm only goofing and taking advantage of this thread, am I not?
Anyway, I think it's a good idea for this thread to be closed because lol have you people looked at the thread title?
Come on lol.I guess mine are TOO EXTREME.My fault.
I haven't posted in here for a while, so when I do everyone gets touchy lol.
Hilarious.

You didn't notice several pages back that people were annoyed by all the sex questions? And since when is "a while" less than fourteen hours? And as multi-colon wrote...
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Who cares what the title says, the original purpose of this thread was to ask questions that could actually be answered reasonably.

Your questions are just plain ridiculous.


Look Jerrod, you know as well as everyone else here that annoyance runs deep here. What some consider funny others do not. And it seems that several people start dissing MKFLegend for just posting. Everyone gets annoyed by something. It is unstopable.

Although I thought that MKF's questions were strange I immedialtly knew he was joking around, MKS frequently stated that he had sex with his "bois" and some users mom. Should we take that seriously too..??

And for the question....in my honest opinion, I think that MKS got annoyed by everything for beeing here such a long time. I too have the urge to sometimes do what he did, but I don't. He just lost it. Maybe something else outside this site triggerd it.
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04/01/2006 07:45 PM (UTC)
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With MKS dead, how long do you think this thread will stay alive?
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