I know this has no relevance and you all wont give a shit but i have to tell you about the best day in my life. Im 15 and the other day it was my prom, firstly me and my mates gathered outside my house waiting for the limo, we all got in opened
a bottle of champeign and stuck some music on,
so we drove round the city centre with the song
PANTS DOWN ASS UP DATS THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK on
while laughing at people at bus stops (oih mate what times your bus) Then we started chanting
NOTTINGHAM, NOTTINGHAM, NOTTINGHAM then my freind miller(hes well violent)nearly got in a fight with a passing motorist. Anywaywe finally arrived were the prom was takin place a establishment
called the moat house AND we had the best entrance ever, we looked out the window and
saw people gettin dropped off by there mums and dads, people lettin themselves out of limos,
Then we pulled up ,windows open with the song
SUCK MY DICK SUCK MY MOTHER FUKIN DICK blastin
out then the driver got out opened the door and we poured out in £350 pound hired suits, And u could see the fittest girls in the tiniest
dresses. we had almost a hundred pictures takin of us. Later we had our meal, had a bit of a dance then it was time to go home. got a taxi and we all went home. i went to my house (parents were out) shagged my girl (the most beutiful thing you could imagine) then we went to my freinds party and got so fukin hammered i couldn,t see straight we were up all night then realised we had to be at scholl for 9 o clock
for our trip to alton towers (theme park)
we barly managed to get their and we passed out on the bus. THATS IT CHEERS FOR LISTENING