I edit my messages a lot.

Jesus may save you and me my friend.....

Other than that I scratch my balls a lot and I used to chase my cats with a hose and get ém all wet.

When I was 17 I hooked up with one of my girlfriend's sister, without her knowning.

I cut a piece out of my cousin's ear with a Santa Claus scissor.

im in love with danny =P.

Back in high school. I stole some supplies from Art class. (in my defense, we paid for supplies at the beginning of the year )

Http://postsecret.blogspot.com
Thats where they got all the postcards from with the secrets on them..
It is hands down, the best website ever made.

This site just gets more and more personal... It's getting ridiculous.

But, whatever...




*Deep breath*


I once chased someone's rabbit round their garden with a stick.

I am lazy.

I am an idiot.

I once stabbed someone with a pencil.

I am a virgin.

I killed Dracula in a dream, maybe that's why vampires are extinct?

I once ate a fly.

I once got someone expelled for kicking their ass.

I have inactive asthma.

I have Aspergers syndrome.

I don't drink alchohol

I don't smoke.

I have never broke a bone.

Damn, wish I could've done that! Anyhow, I almost got expelled for kicking someone's ass.

Street, Address and city please. =P

I'm a Virgin and I'm Proud of it

Well, I'm a virgin, anyway...

Sometimes when noone is in the house I dance to "The Macrena" >.<

I do something similar. When I hear The Melvins's "Copache" or the ending of AIC's "Hate To Feel" comes on when I'm alone in the house, I start swinging my head around insanely and start jumping all over the place, hitting various things.

I am a virgin. Also I was never a truly normal person. Another I am quite morbid. I have a long hate list includes John Kerry and Michael Moore.

I hate Stupid people

I hate Arrogant People

I Hate Ignorant People

I do consider Some French annoying.

I do have a major crush on a girl(non MKO member) at myspace.com. Also I have talk to very strange people online.



I still like Mortal Kombat.



Note to Self: To Read more on both sides of the story.

DS, you and I are eerily alike.

virgin = check
not normal = check
morbid = check
hot girl you know on myspace = check
hate tons of idiots = check

Minus the MySpace and the French thing, we might as well all be triplets....well, maybe...

I just lost my virginity in a confessional booth. GOD HAVE MERCY!!

not really.... my confession is that I like the Darkness (band)

Same here.

I am an slightly over average looking guy, i get asked out by girls [and once a boy, funny story] all the time, i keep saying no.. i just dont want a relationship.

God there are very few other things i hate more than watching some loser brag about himself over the internet. Thats such a cliche internet thing to do, yet everytime i'm surprised that people actually take the time to do it. btw, how is that a "confession"?

As much a confession as your post...I know it's not a confession, as you have a habit of just throwing out insults to whoever whenever, which is also a cliche among internet users.

Fine, do you want some winner to put themselves down over the net?

I'm ugly, I'm boring, I'm a retard, I'm broke, I'm annoying, I made this post I'm not fat enough to go on a diet and get thin so I can feel happy about...


Wait, I'm not a winner?


Anyway, saying you're slightly over average in looks might be more of a statement, then a brag.

Don't say that, or he'll insult you for being a crybaby emo kid...or something...

That is cool. Really cool. I like it when clowns threaten people.