The one I always use is:

"do you work at Subway, because you gave me a footlong."

You ask the girl if she has a quarter, and tell her it's because your mom told you to call her when you meet an angel.

Later tonight I'm going to be so deep inside you, that the guy who pulls me out will become the King of England.

lol, i haven't heard that one before.

here's one that got my friend bitch slapped across the face.

If i flip a coin, what do you think my chances are of getting head?

baby im circomcised. no buissness? come on, come on.

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

You are like my toilet paper, I couldn't go a day without you.

While at a comic convention, I was dressed as Dr. Manhattan and she was dressed as Phoenix. I asked...
"Want to go to another galaxy and make some humans?"
She couldn't stop laughing.

Oh wow, Imma use that one tommorow because I know atleast 4 girls in my class who are dumb enough that won't get it right away.

I wish I knew some useful pick up lines to share for you guys. They just too obviously cheesy in real situations...lol. Like no way in hell, Im poppin' pick up lines to a classy girl. It's not even that serious. Just conversate with them a little bit, because once they start laughing & getting more loose it's easier to get it in at the end of the day.

Are you a Parking ticket?..cause you got FINE written all over you!

I'd like to fill your Prescription!

Hey, you're looking pretty today. Say... would you like to do something tonight? Dinner and a movie?

There you go.

...

What?

That isn't funny.

Who gives a shit

No, it's hilarious.

You into camping? because you're making me pitch a tent right now

Also...

Hey is your refrigerator running? Because I want to fuck you.

1. Hey, I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

2.Hey, somebody farted, let's get out of here.

3.Pull my finger(Okay, that one was bad)

4.Really like your peaches wanna shake your tree.

5.I'm not really this tall, I'm just sitting on my wallet.

6.You look like my second wife, and I’ve only been married once.

Do you wash your panties with windex? Because I sure can see myself in them.

Lets play house. You be the door and I’ll slam you. (Okay, so maybe they're ALL bad, but I tried)

Okay, I'll admit I didn't make all these ones up, but oh well. You guys got some good ones.

If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?

You: Do you know what winks and fucks like a tiger?
Her: No, what?
Your cue to wink.

"I bet you $20 you'll turn me down."

I'm kind of a big deal on the internet.

You know platform Nine and Three Quarters? I know something else with those measurements.

I'm like a Rubix Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get.

If you be the Iceberg, I can be the Titanic, and go down on you.

I don't use chat up lines but best one I heard was

"I'm drunk, your ugly"

I thought this one was hilarious. I reckon I could pull that off to some girls I know aswell that would stare at me blankly and then realise a few seconds later. I'd say it really seriously though so they'd get confused.

I dont know any good (or bad) pick up lines. I'm not very good at talking to women. I'm kinda like Chandler off Friends.

Any women on here know any pick up lines that actually do work?

Are you trouble..? Cause I wanna get into you