Subzero to Scorpion.

"Do my tights show off my ass"

Sub: Now that i found Enzyte, I can keep that Frosty bitch happy! Thanks BOB!

Rayden: Damn, that's shocking news!
Rayden: For the love of god...
Stryker: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Cyrax/Smoke/Sektor: Windows has encountered a temporary system failure. Please hold.

Subzero: "You know Smoke, you have the most useless ability out every kombatant among Raiden's forces.

Smoke: "Probably. But at least I have this badass spear. This thing is the shit!"

Sub Zero: Frost...forget the tournement...excape with me!

Frost: O_o

funny jade.


Shao Kahn(MkA): Oh Shit my dad is here.

"Hahaha... SUCKERS!"

kano: "thanks" or "I'm sorry"
bo rai cho: "excuse me"
subzero: "freeze"
scorpion: "fuck them, let's go play with my barbies"
kenshi: "I Go Blind" (lmao imo)
smoke: "smoking!"
jax: "shake ya ass"

Sub-Zero: "Wow, I've lived long enough to see the Lin Kuei brought back to prominence, my enemies defeated, and peace brought to Earth. Thanks Geritol."

Ermac and Rain: "Wonder Twin powers activate!"

Baraka: "Prepare for the wrath of Wolveri-.....Baraka!"

Rayden: Goddammit!
Liu Kang: Blast! Kitana is making my nipples stiff again...
Jax: Guys, I've put my priorities in order. I'm going to become a professional ballerina.
Sub-Zero: Dude, just chill.
Scorpion: Man, I'm so hot under these clothes.
Shao Khan: We failed. We should have had lower expectations. Next time, we try and conquer the local McDonald's, and then the world!
Stryker: Anyone for doughnuts?
Nightwolf: I'm going to open a casino!
Mileena: What? Is there something in my teeth?
Kitana: I'm your biggest fan!
Cyrax: Hold it a second, sweetie. Let me get lubbed up.
Johnny Cage: I wear my sunglasses at night.
Shang Tsung: People tell me I should be more like Quan Chi *poof!* There!
Quan Chi: I'm going to be the next Mr. Clean.
Goro: Who's for a little foreplay?
Motaro: The next kid who asks their mom if he can "ride the pony" is gonna get it!
Sindel: Damn! My ass is sagging!
Kung Lao: My hat's off to you.
Baraka: These blades maybe be good for cutting, but try picking your nose.
Li Mei: What's every one staring at? *bouce, bouce*
Sonya: I think I'll try something in pink.
Reptile: Sometimes I wish I could just disappear.
Kano: Dang, I got the worst case of red eye ever!

Fatality.

Kitana - I'll get the chips!

Sonya - I'll get the dips!

Johnny Cage - I'll get the tips!


Oooo, wow. That was bad. o_O Catch with me sometime later, and I might think of something better, k?

Baraka: May i cut in?

Sub: Damn, i'm freezing

Scorpion: Hell-o

Raiden: choppin brocolli

Bo: Is it low carb?

Stryker: "And when the doctor said i don't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life."

Styker: "If it comes down to it, ill fight Motaro for you."

Stryker: "I usually can find discounts at garage sales, but at the same time, all the quality goods are found in parked cars in compton."

Stryker: "I don't even like myself."

Stryker: "I am everyones favorite mortal kombat character. I think they are bringing me back for moratl kombat 7 and i will have a very improtant story."


i am ashamed ^

hey Sarcasm, listent to No Doubts "Uncerneath it All" and youll notice how your bunny avatar dances to the music...had me hipnotized for a good 37 seconds...

Hahahah!! ^^^

LadyRaiden, that's the best so far!!!

Sub-Zero"How's this for a cold shoulder?"
Kenshi"I can see clearly now, the rain is gone."
Jax as Lil Jon"YEEAAHH, OKay!"
Smoke"I was just diagnosed with lung cancer"
Goro"My arms aren't the only things a got two pairs of."
Raiden"I love lightning, it's my best invention since the rock."
Scorpion with a lisp"Oh, it's hot like the dickens in here"

Kabal: Damn, something stinks!

Stryker to Subzero: Freeze!

Shinnok: I win!

Kenshi: You can't see me.

Frost: Man, it's freakin freezing in here.

Bo'Rai Cho- Does this outfit make my fat ass look fatter?
Rain- Anyone up for a Prince concert?
Shang Tsung- I just don't feel like myself today. (looks down at boobs) Oops! I'm Mileena, that's why.
Mavado- Could you 'hook' me up, buddy?
Kenshi- Hire the handicap? I don't see why want. Actually, I don't see anything.
Kenshi- Kitana, they say you're hot. Come here and let me feel you up just to make sure.
Sheeva- Do you know how hard it is to shave four arm-pits?
Noob Saibot- Black Power!
Jade- I think I got the short end of the 'staff.'
Shinnok- What am I god of again? Can I be God of Fertility?
Tanya- I've got such a wedgie! Yow!
Sektor- C'mon, people, do the robot!
Sub-Zero- Frost, why do you always have to act so cold?
Frost- They say I'm a cold bitch. Yep.
Hsu Hao- Excuse me; is this the right way to the gay bar?
Nitara- Could you come over for dinner? I'd sure like a drink, at least.
Mokap- Please... kill.. me... now...
Scorpion- *sniff, sniff* Is something burning?
Li Mei- Bombastic Boob Attack!
Rayden- They say I have a shocking personality.
Rayden- I've been demoted from God of Lightning to God of Thunder. Now all I do is clap my hands real hard.
Quan Chi- Can I join the circus of freaks, please?
Goro- Dammit! I'm out of clean diapers!

Fatality.

Michelle_the_Belle Wrote: Kitana - I'll get the chips! Sonya - I'll get the dips! Johnny Cage - I'll get the tips! Oooo, wow. That was bad. o_O Catch with me sometime later, and I might think of something better, k?

O_o
o_O
*MetadragonX gets a shotgun and shoots himself because of the badness of that joke*

Cyrax: "I'll never join your vile Clan Sektor!"
Sektor: "I have bottle of wisky and bucket of red paint that say otherwise."

Frost: "I know I need agile garments Subzero, but is this skimpy outfit necessary."
Subzero: "As your grandmaster, I know what is best for you and the Lin Kuei. Now shut your mouth and put on the lotion!

Lui Kang: "Kung Lao, why does lord Raiden put so much faith in me?"
Kung Lao: "Because he's the only one who doesn't know you're overrated."

Raiden: "Scorpion, why not just remove your mask and release a massive flame. That way, you can skip two rounds and kill your opponent in one quick blaze."
Scorpion: "Listen, I spent a lot of money learning Kenpo and Tae Kwon Do fighting styles, so damnit, I'm gonna use them!"

Really funny u guys LOL

Sindel- Man i gotta take a dump
Motaro- Mr.Ed and the gang keep blowing me off
Baraka- What should i be for halloween next year?
Jax to Sonya- Wud up bitch

Raiden:You know...Im not really God.