Shao Kahn: Oh no, fwilly wittle pink wabbits!
Bo Rai Cho: Damn you Atkins, I was supposed to lose 30 pounds!
Stryker, Hsu Hao and Nightwolf: Y-M-C-A

Kung Lao:
"I'm here to tryout for the part of Oddjob"

Interviewer:
"It says here you've had previous acting experience ,Mr. Chi."
Quan Chi:
"Yes I used to play the part of Uncle Fester on The Addams Family."

Kurtis Stryker:
"MY MOM THINKS I'M COOL!"

cartmansp Wrote: Stryker, Hsu Hao and Nightwolf: Y-M-C-A

Best. Line. Ever.

Nitara: "Tonight, I'm going to suck..." (long pause as cue cards switch) "...your blood!"
Reptile: "For the last time, NO! I did NOT escape from PetCo...they gave me a day pass."
Reptile: "I AM THE LIZARD QUEE- er, DRAGON KING!"

Woops, double post. Edit: Eh, might as well use it. Sektor: "Bite my shiny metal ass." (credit to ]0MBAT)

Shao Kahn: "i'm gay"
Lui Kang: " Do I sound like a turkey when I fight?"
Goro: "Damn i'm sexy!"
Jax "bak dat ass up sonya gurl!"
Dragon king: "please don't hurt me!"
Baraka: "I need to go to the dentist"
Nightwolf: "anyone wanna go to my casino?"
Raiden: "I need some viagra"

Raiden: "Now kick those jets and JAM!"

-oh wait, that's what he said in MK:DOTR....

Anybody even remotely involved with MK4:

"This game was the best in the series!!"

Scorpion in Mortal Kombat Annialation: "Suckers" what is up with that

Fujin: "Man, this blows."

Y helo thar butt sechz lolololol.

only one i can think of is:

bo' rai cho: i farted can i have a shit sundae?

(my nephew jordan said that to my brother/his father brian after seeing a commercial for baskin robins with that "donkey dung sundae" crap, thought it would be bad for bo' rai cho, no?)

actually, heres another:

mileena: want a blow job?

noob_sareena Wrote: mileena: want a blow job?

Bo Rai Cho: "Give me the keys, I'm driving."

Reptile: "That purse would really compliment any lady'sss outfit..."

Smoke: "Nah, I'm cutting down."

Jax: "We've only got one rule here. Don't ask, don't tell. Ya dig?"

Sonya: "I find knives make a man look kinda sexy."

Cyrax: "Actually, that new Cage flick was pretty good."

Kano: Don'cha worry, miss. I'll have yer kitty out of that tree in a right jif'!"

Shang Tsung: "Dissassociative Identity Disorder? What does that mean, doc? Am I crazy?"

Ermac: "I hate NIN. 'Happiness in Slavery' hits too close to home."

Kabal: "I'll take the oxy cream, moisturizer, and concealer."

Kenshi: "E...O, A,...third line is J, Y, F, G...shucks, this is easy!"

Rain: "Got this hot date tonight. She wears a raspberry beret, drives this little red corvette."

Reiko: "Actually, the truth is I'm really..."

Sindel: "Urgh...grunt..come on...DAMN KNOTS! STUPID BRUSH! ARGH!"

Shao Kahn: "Okay, seriously. I'm not hiding any weapons of mass destruction."

Sektor: "Where_is_John_Connor?"

Scorpion: "Today, we read from Revelations."

Sub-Zero: "Dear Frost...having a great time in Cancun...take care of the clan...hugs & kisses, Subby."

Meat: "As my resume indicates, I've done spots in the Resident Evil series, as well as..."

Kitana: "I'll take this one. It's not too tight, perfect for sparring. Not too revealing either!"

Nitara: "I like mine with honey and garlic sauce!"

Drahmin: "Sir, I'm a representative for chanel. We're testing new perfumes, and..."

Quan Chi: "The wimbledon finals are going to be great ths year."

Mileena: "Please, doc. Just don't say 'root canal'."

Goro: "I've always preferred boxers to briefs, now that you mention it."

Kai: "I'm kind of new at breakdancing. Show me what to do again?"

Motaro: "Seabiscuit was the feel-good movie of the year. Now someone pass me that glue."

Stryker: "It puts the LOTION IN THE BASKET!"

Kintaro: "They're grrreat!"

Johnny Cage: "I would like to thank the Academy for this award..."

Liu Kang: "Bruce who? Nah, I don't watch movies."

Baraka: "Pass me that comb."

Kung Lao: "Next guy that asks me to do a Mexican hat dance gets it in the face."

Noob Saibot: "I can't even go three hours without being pulled over." (**Shadaloo hopes he didn't offend anyone with this one**)

MKSECRETS Wrote: Anybody even remotely involved with MK4: "This game was the best in the series!!"

lmao


Shang Tsung: *grabs a pokeball* "Go Reptile!"

Millena: "Me sucky sucky"

SubZero: *slaps the shit out of iceman* "don't ya pull that ice trick on me boy!"

Jax: "you ryan?"

sonya: "Why do they keep calling me bitch?"
li mei: "I don't know, at least they call me slut"

Bo Rai Cho: "Sorry guys...I can't help myself..."

Kung Lao: "NO...I NEVER WAS IN ANY JAMES BOND MOVIE! Where did they get that idea?"

Jarek: "How come do you get all the chicks?"
Kano: "It's all in the eye mate"
Jarek: "But I have your eye-laser trademark trick too!"
Kano: "But ya don't have the eye"

Baraka: "WTF!?!...I have COOTIES!!!!"

Sheeva: "they call me PORNSTAR"
Millena: "why?"
Sheeva: "four arms baby...they can do a lot..."

Kenshi: "ewwwwwww, I cant even a look at that!"
Jax: "Dude, you're blind, remember?"

Quan Chi: "Moloch, Drahimn, pack your bags, let's go to Neverland!"

Sub-Zero: Mileena, because im just a cool guy, give me a blow job

Scorpion: Kitana, fan me off on so hot

Cyrax: hold on. Downloading windows update security patches.

Nightwolf: Go Braves!

Mileena: One time at band camp.

Jax to Kenshi: I was at wal-mart, they have a good price on blinds.

Liu Kang: (dead air)

Shao Kahn: Stop! Hammer time.

Subzero: Yeah, give me some flaming hot fries and a sobee' green tee.

Ermac: I like Band-aide cuz Band-aide's stuck on me.

Stryker: If i was an Oscar Meyer weiner....

Cage: In my next movie, Mortal Kombat: The Chronicles of Cage, I will be fighting Jean Claude and Steven Segal to be supreme winner over all. Please checkout.... Cage is the best.org
OK OK cage stop talking, i"m sure it will be a good movie.

Sub-Zero: ****ing Air conditioner broke again.

Reptile(in a department store, choking a cashier): Those shoes better not be real alligator leather...

Scorpion: If all ya fan's want me to open up a can of whup@$$ on Quan Chi, gimme a Hell Yeah!

Cyrax: I'll help you if you return me to Earth.
Nitara: Domo Arigato, mister Roboto.

Raiden: Thou shall not pass (or any other Gandalf saying.).

Scorpion: You killed me in cold blood.
Sub-Zero: Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
Scorpion: Yeah, well...*sniff* your mean (begins to cry)!

Dark_No0B Wrote: noob_sareena Wrote: mileena: want a blow job?

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Sub-Zero to Frost: Its cold bitch

Scorpion: Its hot up in this spot we on fire we on fire

Mileena to Baraka: I want to give you a blowjob * they both smile*

Cyrax to Sektor on the beach: Hey, can you put some 10w30 on me.

Sonya: Nothing like going commando.

Raiden: What do you mean i forgot to pay my electric bill.

Noob: What Saibot - (what's it about)

Sub to Scorp: Chill out man. No need to get a hot head.

Bo: pbbbberrrrt... O yeah smell the aroma.

Sonya: Shit Jax, u made me break a damn nail rubbin yo metal arms.

Milenna: Baraka, u dont think I need 2 get braces, because people say my teeth looks like Mr. Ed's teeth.

Baraka: (mumnling) u kno u need to go to the dentist, because u skinned my penis when u gave me head, and it started 2 bleed.

Milenna: I heard that, and your teeth are worse because when you ate me out you gave me scars for life down there.

Baraka and Milenna: Its agreed we will both gey braces.

Damn double post.

Ermac, repaying Kenshi for freeing him from Kahn's enslavement: "...And now she's taking off her panties...and now another hot chick comes in, she's got blonde hair, and a tattoo just above her...wait a minute, is that Sonya?"

Johnny Cage- I'm quitting action movies. From now on, I only do costume dramas and art films.

Drahmin- I'm having a nice, hot shower. Then I wanna try some new deodorant.

Nitara- I'm giving up drinking blood, due to animal cruelty. I'm a vegetarian vampire now.

Jarek- Kano, who's he? Never heard of him, these are all my own moves, honest.

Kitana- It sucks being royalty. I wanna be a travelling backpacker the rest of my life.

Jax- Next MK, I'm going punk. My second costume's gonna be like the guys in Rancid.

Scorpion:"It's gettin hot in here, so take of all your clothes"

Baraka extends his blades:"They slice, they dice, actually that's all they do, sorry"

Sektor:"Damn that bastard, I'll kill Gates next time I see him!"Sektor shuts down.

Cyrax:"I am the true king of bling bling."

Lui Kang reaches into his own as:"Oh..so that's where my head was."

Sektor to Cyrax:"I, am your father"

Blaze:"Stop....Can't touch this!"