Today isn't blade-tsung's birthday.
Today isn't blade-tsung's birthday.
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Anything war can do, peace can do better.
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It's time to run away with the sideshow.
Full speed, right ahead.
Don't stop, you can sleep when you're dead."
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Happy B-Day dude.
For your Birthday present, here are some hot stacy keibler pics for your enjoyment...
For your Birthday present, here are some hot stacy keibler pics for your enjoyment...
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"As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is"
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No special name edited MK signature, but hey.... I don't give a f00k.
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Well, well, well, well!
I would seem that a certain somebody has a birthday today. Well... isn't that just smurfy?
I say to myself, "Self!... What do I think would be a fantastic gift for Blade-Tsung"? At first I thought about giving you... 'a spot', but not just... any spot. No Blade, not my dog Spot, not an ink spot, and not a liver spot,... but my spot. But then I realized that you're not Chris Benoit, I'm not Arn Anderson and this ain't WCW! So that pretty much took care of that.
But for super a cool person, such as yourself, I thought that you would need something that would say to everybody that were to look upon you, "I AM BLADE-TSUNG!!!... I MAY NOT BE SHO NUFF, BUT I AM THE BADDEST MO FO LOW DOWN AROUND THIS TOWN"!!! So, with carefull consideration and great thought put into it, here is my gift to you:
*For as many days as is your age as of today, plus an additional day for you to grow on, I give to you... the services of my personal bodyguards known as...
"THE SEVEN BADASS TIGERS" *dramatic shaw bros. movie stinger sound blazes in the background*
Jim Kelly!
Cary Hiroyuki Tagawa!
Bolo Yeung!
Sho'nuff!
Sho Kosugi!
Mr. T!
and the LEADER...
SONNY CHIBA!
They will serve you well. Anything you ask of them, they will do faithfully!
Remember that bully in 4th grade that used to pick on you and steal that cup cake from you at lunch? Well, just say the word and where ever in the United States that sombitch is, they'll find him and go to his house. And in front of his friends and family they will exact retubution in your good name with extreme prejudice! What about the english teacher who gave you a C- on that exam you studied all morning for. And let's not forget about the new neighbor who play his music loud enough to wake the dead. Send him a "welcome to the neighborhood" greeting he'll never forget... if he lives.
Bon anniversaire mon ami!
I'm Ghost!
Ghost Dragon
I would seem that a certain somebody has a birthday today. Well... isn't that just smurfy?
I say to myself, "Self!... What do I think would be a fantastic gift for Blade-Tsung"? At first I thought about giving you... 'a spot', but not just... any spot. No Blade, not my dog Spot, not an ink spot, and not a liver spot,... but my spot. But then I realized that you're not Chris Benoit, I'm not Arn Anderson and this ain't WCW!
But for super a cool person, such as yourself, I thought that you would need something that would say to everybody that were to look upon you, "I AM BLADE-TSUNG!!!... I MAY NOT BE SHO NUFF, BUT I AM THE BADDEST MO FO LOW DOWN AROUND THIS TOWN"!!! So, with carefull consideration and great thought put into it, here is my gift to you:
*For as many days as is your age as of today, plus an additional day for you to grow on, I give to you... the services of my personal bodyguards known as...
"THE SEVEN BADASS TIGERS" *dramatic shaw bros. movie stinger sound blazes in the background*
Jim Kelly!
Cary Hiroyuki Tagawa!
Bolo Yeung!
Sho'nuff!
Sho Kosugi!
Mr. T!
and the LEADER...
SONNY CHIBA!
They will serve you well. Anything you ask of them, they will do faithfully!
Remember that bully in 4th grade that used to pick on you and steal that cup cake from you at lunch? Well, just say the word and where ever in the United States that sombitch is, they'll find him and go to his house. And in front of his friends and family they will exact retubution in your good name with extreme prejudice! What about the english teacher who gave you a C- on that exam you studied all morning for. And let's not forget about the new neighbor who play his music loud enough to wake the dead. Send him a "welcome to the neighborhood" greeting he'll never forget... if he lives.
Bon anniversaire mon ami!
I'm Ghost!
Ghost Dragon
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Happy birthday dude, hope you have a good one. 
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Hey thanks a lot everyone, I really appreciate being cool with all you.
Thanks for the pics Olympic_Hero
Thanks for the bodyguards Ghost! lol
Thanks for the pics Olympic_Hero
Thanks for the bodyguards Ghost! lol
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