Druggies- Nothing but bad things to say about these people. They lie cheat and steal to support their habbit which they seem to think is someone elses fault they got hooked on in the first place. Man up and take responsibility for your decisions. Addiction isn't a mental disease, it's a dependance. Once they get caught they either try to pass the blame to someone else or tote it around like they were diagnosed with some terminal disease. You're hooked on Oxy's? You poor poor thing, how long did they give you? The simple truth is that no matter how shitty your circumstance you still went down the rabbit hole of your own free will. Stop acting like a victim. Schizophrenia, Bi-polar disorder, autism, tourette's syndrome, clinical depsression, Those are victims of their own biology. You're nothing but a wolf in sheeps clothing.

Bullies- Bullies excel at making people feel like shit about themselves. I fail to see how more of them aren't punished for what they pull. When some teenager gets bullied so bad they feel there's no way out, and the bully gets away clean then there's a huge problem. Free speech comes with a big price. Screw these people.

Hackers- Way to implode PSN asshats

Anti-smoking whiners- Had this girl in college complain she had to cross the street to avoid a cigarette smoker. I basically told her I felt the same way about all the perfume she wore making her smell like a cheap prostititute. This is a double standard for me. If smoking is banned everywhere perfume and cologne should be too because I find it just as caustic to my senses.

The morbidly obese- While I under stand sometimes medical issues arise which limit or prevent molbility, if I get dirty looks from one more fat ass trying to pass me with their electric wheel chair on the side walk I'm going to start getting violent. Seriously it's a sidewalk, made for people who are trying to use their legs, not ones that simply let themselves get too fat to make use of their lower joints without crushing them. I'd be less pissed if I didn't know that a fair amount of these people actually had a choice between working to get back on their feet or wallowing in self pity and expecting sympathy because the didn't work for it. I know two guys, both severely injured their legs at work. Both are 40+ age wise and both were forced to retire. One went to physical therapy, one bought an electric wheel chair. A year later guess which one was walking through town and which one was 100 punds heavier and using an oxygen tank.

Stupid parents- When I see your child eating a fist full of gravel, and alert you to it, I expect a little action such as taking it out of their hands. When all I hear is an over the shoulder "Don't do that bubby" I feel like calling child protective services. Unfortunately it's not against the law for stupid people to have children. I see these people all the time, walking down the street, grocery stores, the mall. Kids do stupid things, Parents thus can no longer afford to be stupid. If you're not willing to invest your interest in your offspring then just leave it an an orphanage and when they're all grown up they'll thank you for at least being smart enough to realise what a shitty parent you would've been.

-People that think smoking weed is the best thing ever and do nothing but smoke weed and talk about weed in general. Like shut the fuck up, you're ruining your life.

-Girls that update their fucking BBM status everyday or FB status with some deep, emotional quote that deals with love or something.

-Fat people who all they do is eat McDonalds and live an unhealthy life and are happy about it.

-Guys that think taking pictures without their shirts off infront of a mirror is 'cool'. Guys that think drinking and smoking is cool so they do it.

-Girls that smoke

-Stupid girls that take a guy's popularity status over personality.

-White, unfit guys who try to play soccer or talk about soccer or relate themselves to soccer. Shut up and go play hockey, you know nothing.

-The bums on the corner of Haight and Ashbury who think they are entitled to my money or leftovers.

-The Nancy Pelosis and Sarah Palins of the world.

-People who talk shit, but then don't own up to it when you confront them.

-Hippies.

-Annual passholders at Disneyland. No, you don't have special privileges to ride the rides over the family who payed more to come than you did on any particular day, just because you come every other day.

-4chan

-Fat people who complain about being fat while stuffing their face with junk food.

I got more!

- Skinny people who eat (very) unhealthily but say they're okay because they're not fat. I'm like, "Dude, you're fuckin' stupid. And your arteries are gonna explode."

- People who are way too competitive with fighting games. Do you really have to get all crazy and dumb when you win... or lose? Furthermore, I freakin' hate it when people get all pissy because I don't wanna be competitive. Sometimes, I just wanna play just to have fun. I could care less whether I win or lose.

- Sexists. Fuck you. Go to hell. Women are awesome.

- People who pretend to be homophobic to stay in the closet. If you're not ready to open up, that's fine, but don't bash others to protect yourself from persecution. That shit really pisses me off! (Btw, yes, I know what it's like to be in the closet.)

- Birds that steal my food. Bitches.

- People who talk shit about Bo' Rai Cho. Yes, I'm being honest. That does piss me off sometimes. He's a great character, man. So he farts and vomits sometimes, so what!? He's still badass, and is a vital part of the MK storyline, and you know it!

- People who call themselves Satanists and don't even know what Satanism is. You guys are fuckin' dumb! Stop being stupid and do your research! Satanists DO NOT worship Satan!

- People who identify Wicca and Witchcraft with the Judeo-Christian Satan. Wicca doesn't have anything to do with Christianity, let alone Satan. I mean, I totally loved the movie Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny, but the pentagram on Satan's chest really irks me.

- People who are so fucking eager to argue about EVERYTHING. Now, I know I can get pretty argumentive, but damnit I know I don't try to pick a verbal fight with every little thing that comes my way! Half the time the shit just ain't that serious. Shut-up!

- Crooked cops. I fuckin' hate y'all!

- Straight firefighters. Why can't y'all be gay!? Or at least bi? Damn!

- Every rapper that emerged after the '90s. All y'all SUCK! Except for Nikki Minaj. She actually has some kind of talent.

- People who think Megan Fox has talent. Y'all are fuckin' stupid.

- People who try to act hard or tough online. YOU'RE ONLINE! What good can that possibly do you!?

- People who act like weed is the worst thing ever, and throw huge fits when people smoke it. There are legal prescription drugs that include heart attack as a symptom, and yet all those anti-weed folks don't say anything about that. Y'all are freakin' dumb.

- People who blame the Devil for everything. Y'all give him way too much credit.

- People who tell others they're going to hell. NEWSFLASH: Luke 6:37 - "...Do not condemn, lest ye be condemned..." Stupid.

- People who eat with they're mouths open. That's nasty, man! Cut that shit out!



I guess I'm done for now. Man, a lot of people piss me off.

- Complainers!
Shut the fuck up!
- And hypocrites that complain about complainers and tell them to shut the fuck up!, especially on a mortal kombat site!
Fuck you!
- And people that say fuck you to complaining hypocrites that complain about complainers!
Kiss my ass!
- And people that... okay I'll stop.

I can actually agree with you man. Too many guys bitch and complain about how "the girl of their dreams" isn't falling in love with them. I don't give a fuck what anyone says. Any guy can get a girl. They need self confidence and a set of balls, as well as a clear motivation and drive. Women like to date men, and friendzone the tear collectors. I'm not saying men should be douches to women by any means. I'm saying the men of our generation need to stop acting like little girls and be fucking men. Have an opinion, and stick to it. Don't put up with shit from anyone, regardless of size or popularity. Protect your girl and treat her with respect, but make sure she knows you're there to defend/love/provide for her and not paint her fucking toenails.

No, I'm not saying fall into the hyper conservative 1950's gender rolls and be a drone of society. Be an individual, the world needs more. I'm just saying more men need to realize that life is too damn short to nip at the heels of a girl who wont give you a second glance.

I must disagree with you in one section dude. Beer pong is a great game for a small party with some bros. But at bigger parties, the successful men drink classy beverages with the ladies and get numbers, while the apes throw pong balls across the room all night and scream like 15 year olds.
Then again, most of the parties I've been to recently have been concert after-parties/raves, so the environment is much more friendly and IMO a lot more fun/mature.

As for my list, I'll post it later. It's extremely late here, I'm going to bed. EDIT: This was a response to the OP> I deleted too much of the original quote by mistake.

Girls who trout pout in photos.
(Wow this girl looks like her face got caught in a vacuum cleaner, hot stuff!)

People who start console wars.
(They are pieces of plastic that do pretty much the same thing, get over it).

Jeremy Kyle.
(Douche)

Plus the usual, racists, homophobes, religious extremists.

@Dibula: I didn't say beer pong is bad. Just because I say shit like this or that doesn't mean I think it's bad. For example, I would say stuff like "Oh, I enjoy shit like Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Yu Yu Hakusho."

As for people posting stuff on facebook, I don't see what the big deal is. Of course someone will get excited if they're dating that person they're in love with and their friends will be happy for them. Well just as long as people don't post crap like "I HAVE ASSBURGERS GUYS! I'M SPECIAL! LOOK AT ME! I'M SPECIAL!" The moment someone post something like that and is serious is getting kick out of my friends list.

Cops and others that feel the need to be ENFORCERS and powertrip on people.

This one's a little cold. I don't know if you're a parent or not, but judging by your comment, I'd say you're not.

Obviously eating gravel isn't a good idea for kids, but running around and slapping everything dirty away from your kid's hand isn't healthy, or practicle. This goes for a lot of things.

If my son finally catches the cat, and gets the claws from her, then he'll learn, "Weeeeellp. Maybe I shouldn't have done that. I won't do it again." If I go running around snatching him up before he gets her, then he'll always wonder "Hmm. What happens if I catch the kitty..." and I'll ALWAYS be chasing him.

When I was a kid, I was always doing stupid things, regardless of what my Mom wanted. "Don't eat dirt" to me sounded more like "Eat dirt, but when I'm not looking so you don't get in trouble." Then I'd eat dirt. Then I'd get sick and realize, "That was dumb."

A parent's job is less saying "Don't do this" and more having the sensibility to react to and fix a bad situation after it happens, treating it as a learning lesson.

That's my parenting style at least.

I mean, obviously there's some discretion involved, but nothing's worse than when some stranger tells me how to treat my kid.

However, when it comes to out of control kids, then there needs to be something done. My kid would never even consider running wild in a restaurant or at a public place. You need to put an end to that sort of stuff right at the get-go.

@Torchia: Your post was beautiful.

Ok but that's dirt in your back yard. This is crushed gravel at a garden center. Pesticides, fertilizer, limestone, rabbit crap, plant litter, the works. If that child chokes on the gravel or gets sick because it ate gravel and the parents did nothing to stop it, the garden center would come out looking like the bad guy. The reality being we shouldn't have to post signs saying "Please don't let your children eat the gravel" to prevent that coming back to bite us in the ass. Parents should know better and most do, but there's always a few who don't. If you're going to bring your child to a place of business behave as such. If you want to let your kids eat used cat litter at home go for it.

I've seen people driving around with a 3 year old climbing between the front and back seats, I've seen children laying down on the road while their parents watched, and I've seen parent/child shop lifter teams. Those aren't "Make your own mistakes" scenario's. Those are parents who are too stupid to see how dumb it was once their child gets hurt, or worse they start trying to blame everyone else.

Like that woman who left her infant in the bath tub so she could go play farmville. Probably just a careless mistake, and I'm sure she's not the first person to leave their child unattended in the bath tub for something stupid. But she was unlucky enough to have her child drown and get sent to jail for it. 1 in a 100 shot, which wouldn't have even happened if she had just been in the bathroom with the child, like most parents would be.

So don't act like I said "Parents are stupid". I'm well aware that most parents have raised their kids to process things on their own. But there is a fine line between letting your kid scrape his knee and letting him lay on the road to get a better view of the sky.

Sorry if it offends you, but some people are too stupid to be parents.

I thought she shook her infant to death because the kid was crying while she was playing Farmwile?

Either way, that shows carelessness...

-people who are always trying to be the center of attention

-people who don't get that others don't like them because they have shitty attitudes

-people who constantly whine and complain about EVERY. SINGLE. THING. going wrong in their lives
(I know a kid like this. He's nice but if it's not one thing it's another. RELAX! Things can be MUCH MUCH MUCH worse)

-people who try to tell you how to do something you know more about than they do
(This one really gets my blood boiling)

-people that don't just sing the regular 'Happy Birthday' song
(Being a person of color aka black, I suppose my family feels the need to have to sing the Stevie Wonder version every fucking time there's a birthday in the family...this is probably why I don't like 'Happy Birthday' at all...any version of it)

-when people refer to Asians as Oriental
(Last time I checked, that was furniture)

-teenage Atheists/Bible thumpers/Jesus freaks
(Need I say more?)

-people who try to get the sympathy vote

-people on my facebook and all these "like my status and I'll...." posts. SO ANNOYING!!!!

I have more but can't think of any now...this is a good thread. Let's keep it alive!

-Snobs.

-People that assume things.

-Attention whores.

-Judgmental people.

-People that whine and complain about every damn thing.

-Pushy people.

-People that believe that they can get away with shit, due to their status.

-People that only want to be your friend under certain circumstances.

-Fake-ass people.

-People that play dumb.

-People that think they know everything about everything, and try to put others down. But actually, that person doesn't know jack shit about anything.

-People that hover over me while i'm on the computer, unless I want to show you something, then fuck off.

-People that interfere with my cooking while i'm in the kitchen. Seriously, that shit irritates me the most. Unless I ask for your help, then fuck off.

Lazy-ass people at work. No, you're not being paid to update your Facebook page or text your friends. Your life isn't so exciting that you can't wait until your lunch break. Get off your phone and do your job.

I must have misunderstood. I was under the impression this was gravel at a playground or something. With that, I assumed you were saying "Parents are stupid."

You're absolutely right, though. There are cases that make you scratch you head and wonder: "...really?"

Another thing that pisses me off:

- People who listen to certain songs out of obligation. It's like they have no mind of their own. Listen to what you like, not what people tell you to like.
Furthermore, I hate it when people say shit about people who listen to old or "played out" songs. As if we all have to listen to the same shit at the same time in the same time period.

Also, I hate people that think an artist is better or more talented just because they have sold lots of records. And vice versa, they think that an artist isn't good because they haven't sold many records.

I very much agree.

So many people claim Lil' Wayne is such a good rapper, and their main argument is his record sales. I'm like, "Dude! That shit doesn't make him talent, it just makes him rich!"

There are so many artists who deserve to top the Billboard charts, go on world tours, and have legions upon legions of fans. But they never get it, because people are far too busy hopping on fucking bandwagons.

"Another thing that pisses me off:

- People who listen to certain songs out of obligation. It's like they have no mind of their own. Listen to what you like, not what people tell you to like.
Furthermore, I hate it when people say shit about people who listen to old or "played out" songs. As if we all have to listen to the same shit at the same time in the same time period."

These people are what I would like to refer as modern fags. They're just as bad as nostalgia fags except they bash you for not liking "modern" things. They're just like way too hot and way too cold, Both aren't pleasant as both are harmful, but yet they're the opposite of each other.

christian freaks- I don't give a shit, jewish people won't go to hell. you know NOTHING about your own religion. jesus was jewish.

teen satanists- I know someone who flips out when he notices a cross, he says that he's the son of satan and shit like that. it doesn't make you cool.

sexists- the 1800's are over you idiot

racists- it's not the 50's jackass

people who act like 2012 is real- nostradomus was an idiot who wanted fame

people who talk to me on facebook- I only go on there to talk to my brother in texas, if I don't respond, I never will.

homophobes- what's wrong with being gay? I hate you, your just intolerant of other people's interests.

people who act like they know everything- I can prove you wrong, and I will.

cutters- your just selfish, taking your life means losing your friends and family, plus they lose you. and don't try using depresion as an answer, take medication and get support from your friends.

I got some more.
People who lift weights. most think there the toughest thing on the block.
Anybody white black asian who gives a fuck. That acts "hood" in the suburbs.
Internet tough guys- Bunch of pussies that probably couldnt do anything in real life
People who always try to add their 2 sense its like stfu
People on youtube who wants you to thumb them up. that shit is so annoying