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kingjolly
07/13/2011 10:44 PM (UTC)
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Icebaby Wrote:
(Erik) Wrote:
Maybe he pees like a woman now.

I've seen on Ripley's Believe It Or Not that a dude turned a finger into a dick once after he lost his wang.


Wasn't it like his index finger or the middle one?

Know for sure it ain't the pinky finger he replaced it with.


you are sillytongue


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NS922
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About Me
07/14/2011 12:42 AM (UTC)
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colt1107 Wrote:
NS922 Wrote:
So what happens now that he has no wang? Do they give him a prosthetic? Do they give him a.....penis transplant with someone that's about to die or something....? Ugh, I don't feel right talking about this. sad


Lorena Babbits husband got a fake one sewed on and became a pornstar! Or at least that's what I heard


Nah, I think they just reattached his real one and he was fine. I don't think he was a pornstar, lololos.
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GodlyShinnok
07/14/2011 01:51 AM (UTC)
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Her eyes stare into your soul...
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(Erik)
07/14/2011 03:17 AM (UTC)
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Icebaby Wrote: Know for sure it aint the pinky finger he replaced it with. It was his middle finger. Poor guy. Cancerous penis. Then a finger dick. I mean, hes literally like a pencil dick. I remember, I think, they really emphasized the fact this his two girlfriends were happy with the results. I just cant imagine that being a girth that can leave one satisfied. Eek. Scary too. Eek. I wonder if when its deflated if its like a saggy eek ahhh I dont even want to think about it.
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MortalMushroom
07/14/2011 04:01 AM (UTC)
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Not all hope is lost, I hear they can grow new ones in labs now just like they can grow new hearts or lungs. But in all seriousness, hopefully justice is served and the surgery gets him all fixed up.
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