No clicky for me!

From the title, that woman sounds crazy.

Same. Looks like Lorena Babbit has a successor. Yeesh.

This type of thing makes me cherish my Jimmy.

So scary.

*enters thread*

*looks at the comments*

*leaves quietly, with a deadpan look on his face*

*Enters thread*

*Opens link*

"Page not found?"

He probably did this... made the wife go nuts

*reads title*
*Instinctively crosses legs*

She probably had a very good reason to remove his genitals. Why, I can think of seven or eight reasons I'd castrate my housemate just off the top of my head.

Your link's not working... And damn, I'm glad I'm not the only one who's heard of Lorena Bobbitt... I remember the story and all the jokes that came with it. Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch...

She'll probably make a case for self defense.

"He was rabid so I had to sedate him, but then his penis reached for a gun. I had no choice."

In her defense, I've heard many a tale of men's penises reaching for deadly weapons, all for the sake of vengeance. They wanted to repay the man for the beating they took the night before.

On the news here, it said she has a 1 million dollar bail.

Serves her right.

My willywhacker still cringes.

I don't think there's a single man's bomb pop that isn't still cowering in fear after reading this gory story.

A link that works.

Poor guy, 51. And she threw his penis in a garbage disposal.

Well, there goes my noodle soup.

I also heard that on the news this morning.



And here comes my, lulz to your reply.

And the more I think about it, the more I'm getting sick..

Of course I wasn't trying to be funny, I was eating noodle soup when I read it was tossed down the garbage disposal and made a mess of the monitor.
Little Spider's gone back into hiding. >_<

I probably should stay away from this thread. Who knows what else could turn up?

So what happens now that he has no wang? Do they give him a prosthetic? Do they give him a.....penis transplant with someone that's about to die or something....? Ugh, I don't feel right talking about this.

Maybe he pees like a woman now.

I've seen on Ripley's Believe It Or Not that a dude turned a finger into a dick once after he lost his wang.

He must've bought one of those $200 Scorpion busts.

Pretty justified if he did.

D:

Wasn't it like his index finger or the middle one?

Know for sure it ain't the pinky finger he replaced it with.

Lorena Babbits husband got a fake one sewed on and became a pornstar! Or at least that's what I heard