You're too young for me if your parents are my age.
You're too young for me if you have to take out your pacifier to suck me off.
You're too young for me if you think Justin Bieber is hot.
You're too young for me if you think Lady Gaga is being original.
You're too young for me if you think Johnny Depp is old.
You're too young for me if Chris Nolan's Batman movies are the first Batman movies you've seen.
You're too young for me if your childhood revolved around the Harry Potter movies.

Okay, that's all I could come up with now. ^^

You're too young for me if you can't drink yet.

You're too young for me if you haven't hit puberty yet

You are too young for me if you think Beavis and Butthead is a new show on MTV.

You are too young for me if you don't remember Y2K being a big deal.

You are too young for me if you're allowed to vote this year.

There's my contribution.

You're too young for me if you graduated high school after 2007

Don't be hating on Gaga, she's one of the few people out right now with actual talent.

But that's for another thread. Anyhoo, what else can I dish out...

You're too young for me if you're just now hearing one of Aaliyah's songs.
You're too young for me if you're learning about 9/11 at school.
You're too young for me if you use the term "yolo" and you're not telling a joke.
You're too young for me if you think a Little Debbie Brownie for 75¢ is cheap.
You're too young for me if I mention Carmen Sandiego and you tell me you've been there.
You're too young for me if Anne Hathaway is your first take on Catwoman.
You're too young for me if you've never heard of Led Zeppelin.

You are too young for me if your crib breaks when we fuck.

yikes.

Ahahaha, oh my god.

You're too young for me if you haven't used a cell phone that wasn't a smart phone.

You're also too young for me if you think all of the music that's mainstream now is actually interesting/inventive.

And for a last one:

You're too young for me if you've never used a casette tape player/VHS player.

You are too young for me if you look like this

No such thing as too young

Winner winner chicken dinner.

You are too young for me if you are indeed younger than me.

Best response yet.

You're too young for me if you think "waiting til marriage" is ever a good idea.

You're too young for me if you think you're too old for pokemon.

You are too young for me if you haven't heard of Courage the Cowardly Dog, Johnny Bravo, or the Justice Friends.

You're too young for me if you verbalize acronyms.

Say "OMG" with your mouth and you'll gtfo.

You're too young for me if you consider yourself to be a "Bad Bitch." That goes for any girl of any age.

You are too young for me if you don't get me hard.

You are too young for me when you think you know everything there is to know about the world and have an answer for everything.

People do that? lmao

You are too young for me if recent movies of the following were your first introduction to them:

Alvin & the Chipmunks
The Smurfs
G.I. Joe
Transformers
Spider Man
X-Men
Dragonball
Conan The Barbarian
The King of Fighters
Tekken
Bloodrayne

...My poor childhood...

You're too young for me if you need permission to go anywhere.

You're too young for me if...you think the Rebecca Black 'Friday' song was ever a Grammy-worthy song.

You are too young for me if you still ride a bike.