You're too young for me if I have to burp you after our first dinner date.

You're too young for me if you double post like me, because I'm a fucking idiot.

So, does this mean you're too young for the people who are too young for you?

Which one of you is older?

You're too young for me if one of these wasn't your first pokemon.

You're too young for me if you think Watch The Throne was Jay-Z at his most lyrical.

She's shitty and a complete rip-off of Dale Bozzio.


Back of topic. Your too young for me if you your not old enough to legally drink or my youngest sibling is older than you.

Your too young for me if you think lil wayne is a good rapper.
Your too young for me if moan like a wildebeest.
Your too young for me if never heard of mortal kombat.
Your too young for me if you can't go to an R rated movie.

Dude, where I live, this is like the only way to get around.

So I can't really tell how young is too young for you.


You're too young for me, however, if you use YOLO.

No, you're just dead to me. Doesn't matter what age.


Fuckin' YOLO...

You are too young for me if... if you're these girls

Allow me to rephrase that.

You're too young for me if you don't have a Driver's licence.

your too young for me if your tits can stand up

You're too young for me if your balls never dropped.

You're too young for me if you think the girls on Jersey Shore are the hottest girls you've ever seen.

You're too young for me if you're bragging about your dick on the internet... or bragging about it in general.

You're too young for me if you think wearing pants below your ass is the greatest look ever invented.

You're too young for me if you were young enough to be one of my students when I was learning to be a teacher.

You're too young for me if you can't recall Bramble Blast.

oh...my...god...

your too young for me if your a waitress at Raisins

You're too young for me if you brought your DS to elementary school.

So far these are all true. (Even the things i've never heard of because i'm not American. )

You're too young for me if... you didn't grow up to 'The Herbs', 'Spot the Dog', 'Will-o'-the-Wisp' or 'Trap Door', amongst others.

... you weren't around before the Spice Girls.

... you don't remember Cliff Richard before the facelift.

... you think the 80s was a fad not an era.

... you think the origin of punk is New Found Glory.

... you've never been on the bus/train by yourself.

You're too young for me if I got bigger tits than you

You're too young for me if your only perception of MTV and VH1 is reality television.

You're too young for me if Optimus Prime as a gorilla widens your eyes.
You're too young for me if you weren't around when the McDonald's slogan was "Do You Believe In Magic?"
You're too young for me if you ever even considered watching Jersey Shore.
You're too young for me if you think Taylor Swift is the best Country singer.
You're too young for me if wearing black leggings outside is new to you.
You're too young for me if I can date either of your parents and not feel weird about it.

that might just mean your just fatter

True but it was more aim at young girls that haven't got tits yet

My ears have just been violated

You are too young for me if you don't know that EVERYBODY's got a price.

Ahahahahahahahahaha!

That's, like, your opinion, man.


;P