Halley: Okay...Bandit still has a score to settle with that yellow ninja...Might need some help. Lis, you comin'?
Lisa: I'm goin' for the blue guy! (Flies off and soars into Apocalypse, sending her spiked fist into his face. Spidey then swing-kicks him in the gut.)
Unicron: Primes! Why do you fight for this doomed world! I must eat it!
Primal: No way!
Armada Prime: Freedom is the right of all sentient beings! You will never decide their fate! (Kicks one of Unicron's mandibles.)
Vic: Wooh....(Shakes head.) I'm killin' somebody! (Punches Mokap in the face.)
(Bry then flies over Blaze, only to nearly miss Devil Jin.)
Bry: One shot?
Devil Jin: (Translated) Definitely.
(Both fire a beam that blasts both Ogre and Blaze.)
Blaze: Now, I'm PISSED!
Ogre: Hm...Now I remember you...This is an understatement...(Flies upward and sends out a flash that transforms him to his "True Ogre" form.)
Now I'm ready.
Jesús: Wow...(Strangles a Spartan.)
Jade: (Jumps in with Kitana and Luis.) You okay?
Luis: For the most part, yeah. (Sweeps Sareena.)

Soundshock: Say hello to my little friend! *tries to stab Blaze in the nuts but misses and cuts Blaze's big toe off*

Blaze: Missed me! OH SHI-!!! *falls to ground*

Soundshock: Finish him?

Blaze: Now I'm PISSED!
Bry: Oh no...
(Devil Jin and True Ogre box. Unicron starts chomping. Jade dodges a bunch of Frost's daggers. Vic and Luis smack Hotaru into a spiky piece of Halley's hair. Jesùs shoots Apocalypse.)

*Blaze misses Shoundshock, and Soundshock accidentally cuts off Blaze's dick*

Soundshock: Ew.... Jesus help me!

Congradulations, we'e made it this far, so we will now put the first few secondary characters

wow...it really is the castration nation....
*Bandit creates some shadow clones to help against the 300, when scorpion and his clones all start shooting spears wildly because my original clones are invisible...then the Shadow Bandits all start to fight the Shadow scorpion

(Blaze starts a flurry of slashes aimed at Bry and Soundshock, all which are either blocked or dodged. Bry then retaliates with a frenzy of pimpslaps.)
Bry: Where my Zune, bitch? Where my Zune?

(Devil Jin and Ogre grapple.)
Devil Jin:(Translated) Why did you take mother away from me? Why did you give me this...power?
Ogre: Me? I may have taken your mother, but I was not the one who bestowed this power on you...(Punches Devil Jin away.) That you should blame your father for...

(Spider-Man gets thrown into a cliff. Behind him, Taven and Daegon clash.)
Spider-Man: Talk about your family problems... (Swings back into battle.)

(Halley, Jade, Luis and Kitana are rushing to the aid of many random mobbers allied with them.)
Jade: This all just went to hell, you know. We're all screwed!
Luis: These people... Something's wrong...
Halley: Tell me something I don't know, will ya! (Stabs Dairou and Sheeva.) We all know that reality is *%$#ed for lack of a better term.
Luis: (Recieves a vision of many unleashed forces.) We have to hold on for a bit longer... We may get saved...

(Lisa and Thor fight Apocalyse. Lisa fires a rocket that throws Apocalypse to the floor. M. Bay Prime "punts" him while still in vehicle mode. G1 and Armada Prime both shoot Unicron.)
Unicron: Aight, saps! I'm done playin'! (Transforms.) Prepare to die, Autobots. (Primal laps on.)
Primal: That wouldn't count me! I'm a Maximal! (Shoots Unicron's eye.)

P.S.:I've got something big prepared...Give me the signal and the end will come...

(If the end comes, will we still play?)

Soundshock: Give us the zune, or I will finish making you a girl!

I wouldn't say the end, but a resolution to the war.

(Bry somersaults, firing swarmers. All swarmers hit Blaze, Apocalypse, Ogre and Unicron.)

Blaze: *refuses Zune for 32, he is now she-Blaze*

Soundshock: Should we just kill him?

You said the word...Now it comes...

(Bry beats up Blaze and yanks the Zune. At last, it is his again. He holds it high to restore reality. Meanwhile, the Primes and Primal are nearly overwhelmed by Unicron.)
G1 Prime: Primes! Use the Matrix! It's our only chance! (The Primes follow and take out the Autobot Matrix of Leadership. They hold it high above their heads. Primal, not having the Matrix, uses the Oracle.)
Unicron: Aw, no.

(Devil Jin smacks True Ogre to the ground. He gets frustrated and uleashes a super power. A purple aura flows through him.)
Devil Jin:(Translated) Why do you not fall? Why don't you DIIIIIEEEEE!!!!

(Wolverine, Cap, Thor and Spider-Man attack Apocalypse. They back up.)
Wolverine: Wait! The momentum! It's full!
Cap: Good eye. People...Use it! (A flash takes place as the heroes start a devastating attack.)

Jesús: Uh-oh...(Flies above everyone and releases holy energy.)

(At the Pyramid, Blaze struggles to stop Bry.)
Blaze: Never!!!
Bry: Soundshock! (Soundshock impales Blaze's head with a sword.)

(In an instant, the energies released from the Zune, the Matrixes, Devil Jin, the Ultimate Alliance's momentum, and Jesús mix and untite. The energies blast outward. When the energies subside, the misplaced souls are now gone, save for a few remnants. Amongst them are a few feathers from Devil Jin's wings, A shard of Unicron, and one of Spider-Man's web cartriges. Bry stands victorious on top of the pyramid.)
Bry: I did it...(Falls on one knee.) I FREAKING DID IT!!!
(Lisa flies over.)
Lisa: Darling! (Hug.)
Vic: (Cheering from a side.) Alright! Woot! (Halley whistles.)
Jade: It's over... We survived... Luis! We did it! (Hugs Luis. Tears of joy stream down her eyes.)
Luis: Yes... My emerald angel...(Hugs back.)
(Mob cheers.)

Todd: Yay kit! *hugs her*

Jesus: We did it!

*Soundshock turns back into an infant*

Kabal: Phew!

(A bit later. Mobs have left.)
Bry: Aight, let's get these bodies accounted for...

Now is a list of the fates of all the kombatants as of Armageddon.

ASHRAH
Status: Dead
Cause of Death: Several slash marks on the midsection. Subject's hat also has gone.

BANDIT
Status: Alive
Notes: Subject has eliminated many undead Shirai Ryu with several injuries. Many of his clones have had worse luck, though.

BARAKA
Status: Dead
Cause of Death: Yet another chop of Kung Lao's hat. Poor jerk.

BLAZE
Status: Dead
Cause of Death: A united effort of Bry and Sounshock. Subject was castrated in the process.

BO' RAI CHO
Status: Passed Out
Notes: Apparently has too much alcohol in system. Has lost about 80 lbs. by stepping on him and having him vomit.

BRY
Status: Alive
Notes: I'm still alive. Have made bodycount list and destroyed Blaze..

CHAMELEON
Status: Alive
Notes: Subject has several scars on the face, though he declined any medical aid. Besides, his skin is invisible.

CYRAX
Status: Alive
Notes: Subject was locked in boombox mode. Apparently, his transformation cog broke during the war. No psychological damage.

DAEGON
Status: Critical
Notes: subject was critically injured by Taven. Subject was still alive, but a particle reassembly unit was needed to mend the gashes. Scar on eye is still present though.

DAIROU
Status: Dead
Cause of Death: A stab mark in the ribcage. Was killed by Halley.

DARRIUS
Status: Critical
Notes: Subject's arms have several gruesome lacerations. Arm casts were recommended.

DRAHMIN
Status: Alive
Notes: Subject was still alive, but has had flies swarming him. Bug spray was used to oust flies.

ERMAC
Status: Dead
Cause of Death: Decapitation. Apparently some survivors saw an aura flowing from his corpse, presumably souls flying away.

FROST
Status: Critical
Notes: Subject has been impaled with ice shards. Though subject was wounded, she managed to use her ice powers to absorb the shards.

FUJIN
Status: Dead
Cause of Death: Though mortal form has died, subject is a god and will return shortly afterwards.

GORO
Status: Alive
Notes: Surprisingly, subject suffered few injuries.

HALLEY
Status: Alive
Notes: Subject was cut a few times, as well as getting a black eye. No major injuries.

HAVIK
Status: Feigned Death
Notes: Subject has contorted self as to fool everyone into thnking he was dead. When encountered, subject walked away.

HOTARU
Status: Dead
Cause of Death: Many stab marks. Flags were impaled on him.

HSU HAO
Status: Dead
Cause of Death: Too many lacerations and a ripped out implant. Nobody cared anyway. Poor bastard...

JADE
Status: Alive
Notes: Subject was seen aiding mob. A cut on her arm has appeared.

JAREK
Status: Dead
Cause of Death: Blaze turned subject into ashes.

JAX
Status: Alive
Notes: Subject has gotten a few scars on his back, but refused to accept medical aid. Claims to have killed Hsu Hao.

JESÚS
Status: Alive
Notes: Subject managed to avoid transportation, presumably from universal nature. No major injuries.

JOHNNY CAGE
Status: Critical
Notes: Subject was shot in the head. Curiously enough, a mob member was able to use CPR to keep him alive long enough for medical aid to be administered.

KABAL
Status: Alive
Notes: Subject managed to kill Mavado. All scars were from pre-fight.

KAI
Status: Presumed Dead
Notes: Subject seemed to have died, but soon afterwards left. Nobody knows subject's true fate.

KANO
Status: Critical
Notes: Has recieved 2 shattered ribs and a broken femur. Subject was in high spirits. Subject has also killed Sonya.

KENSHI
Status: Dead
Cause of Death: Many slashes, but final blow was self-inflicted. Hara-Kiri was literally uesd.

KHAMELEON
Status: Alive
Notes: Subject has seemingly proposed to Reptile during fight. No noticable injuries.

KINTARO
Status: Dead
Cause of Death: Severed arms and head. Apparently sources say that this happened in Shaolin Monks as well.

KIRA
Status: Alive
Notes: Subject has a dislocated shoulder. Subject has lost a tail of hair.

KITANA
Status: Alive
Notes: Subject managed to assist Jade and Luis with mob. Has suffered a few bruises.

KOBRA
Status: Presumed Dead
Notes: Body was unaccounted for. All that remained was a lock of hair and his machete.

KUNG LAO
Status: Dead
Cause of Death: A ripped spine. Many claim to have seen Noob kill subject.

LI MEI
Status: Critical
Notes: Subject has been paralyzed from the waist down. Apparenly the ground from where she was found was also wet, but not by blood. Presumed assault, maybe?

LISA
Status: Alive
Notes: Subject has suffered few injuries.

LIU KANG
Status: Alive
Notes: Apparently subject claims to have fought a zombefied version of self. No major injuries.

MAVADO
Status: Dead
Cause of Death: Many hook-shaped gashes caused by Kabal.

MEAT
Status: Dead
Cause of Death: Barbecue. Only retrievable part was head.

MILEENA
Status: Critical
Notes: Subject has suffered both physical and emotional injuries. Subject can no longer pose a threat.

MOKAP
Status: Dead
Cause of Death: Torn limbs. Nobody bothered to aid him.

MOLOCH
Status: Dead
Cause of Death: Gouged eye as well as disembowelment.

MOTARO
Status: Alive
Notes: Power surge has managed to give subject ability to shift from biped to quadruped. Subject has high spirits.

NIGHTWOLF
Status: Dead
Cause of Death: No physical injury. Aparently soul was drained in order to wipe out a wave.

NITARA
Status: Critical
Notes: Subject has lost two teeth as well as a toe.

NOOB
Status: Alive
Note: Subject managed to kill a few Shirai Ryu along with Bandit. Only notable injury was a fractured spine.

ONAGA
Status: Dead
Cause of Death: Subject was slain by Shujinko. Again, sources say.

QUAN CHI
Status: Dead
Cause of Death: Subject was thrown in fight as a shield. Never lived in fight.

RAIDEN
Status: Alive
Notes: Subject claims to have fought a shadow clone of self. No injuries.

RAIN
Status: Critical
Notes: Subject was in high spirits despite losing an arm.

REIKO
Status: Dead
Cause of Death: Pancaked by Shao Kahn.

REPTILE
Status: Alive
Cause of Death: No noticable injuries.

SAREENA
Status: Dead
Cause of Death: Several stab marks on the midsection.

SCORPION
Status: Dead
Cause of Death: Due to return due to undead nature. Killed by Bandit.

SEKTOR
Status: Critical
Notes: Subject seems to have taken considerable damage. Could only speak.

SHANG TSUNG
Status: Dead
Cause of Death: Was killed beforehand, but was curiously used as a shield.

SHAO KAHN
Status: Alive
Notes: Subject decided to start a hip-hop career after the fight, sources say. Aside from a gash on his leg and a fractured ulna, subject is alive.

SHEEVA
Status: Dead
Cause of Death: Subject was impaled by Halley.

SHINNOK
Status: Alive
Notes: Subject was imprisioned in a magic cage. Cage seems to have some spiritual residue emanating from Nightwolf.

SHUJINKO
Status: Critical
Notes: Subject has broken hip. Subject was also run over by a mob.

SINDEL
Status: Critical
Notes: Subject has broken neck and an arm.

SMOKE
Status: Uncertain
Notes: During fight, subject has faced a backlash of organic material, presumably from Optimus Primal. It is unknown if subject will become human again.

SONYA
Status: Dead
Cause of Death: Severed head. A lock of hair that was tied up was also present at scene. Sources say that the lock was kept by Kano as a memory of the grudge.

SOUNDSHOCK
Status: Alive
Notes: Subject was a major factor in Blaze's death. Subject is slated to turn back into an infant state by divine means.

STRYKER
Status: Critical
Notes: Subject has broken several ribs as well as a femur and a tibia. Subject claims to have tried to from killing Sonya.

SUB-ZERO
Status: Alive
Notes: Despite a serious cut in the arm, subject seems to have frozen wound in an attempt to heal it.

TANYA
Status: Dead
Cause of Death: A staff was impaled on her. Witnesses claim that staff once belonged to Jade, but got rid of it for umnentionable reasons. True killer was Rain.

TAVEN
Status: Alive
Notes: Though spiritually wounded, subject seemed in a decent condition, save several cuts caused by Daegon, whom he seriously injured.

TODD
Status: Alive
Notes: Aside from a few injuries, subject is in good shape.

VIC
Status: Alive
Notes: Aside from a few cuts on torso and face, subject remains healthy. Subject was main factor in the death of the 300.

Bry: Well, that's all of 'em.

Kabal: Muahahahaha.... I won!

*panting with a spear in his leg*damn scorpion...He coudn't see me but i was still hit, it gave him my location...ive..lost....too much......blood......*faints*

Todd: I am okay, but I just have a black eye and I have a hangnail on my right thumb.

Vic: Oh, shit! (to Bry) Particle reassembly unit, STAT! (Fires a regenerating beam.) Live, dammit, LIVE! (Gets PRU. Scans all cuts and fires a mending beam, capable of healing the most gruesome scars.) C'mon, man...

You didn't do Todd and Soundshock...

Vic: Dammit! Nothing's working!
Bry: Time to use the anthem...
Vic: Aye. It's our last hope... (Vic starts up Cyrax by playing "Virginia" by Clipse.) Let's hope that the conduit to Hell may spare his soul from damnation...
Sektor: (Carts in his CR tank.)Wait...Virginia is Hell's conduit?
Bry: Virginia's ghettos are Hell on Earth. Though demons do not rule it, evil residue resides...It could, on occasion, revive those dead but not judged...
Vic: Here's to it working again... (Him and Bry pray to 2Pac.)

*Kitana is holding Soundshock (he is an infant again) while bottle feeding him, and Todd is massaging Kitana's back, healing some of the bruises*

Lisa: Well, Hal, we won. What do we do next?
Halley: I dunno. I thought that all blondes knew how to have fun...
Lisa: I'm a redhead!
Halley: Ohh... I'm so, so sorry...Hee, hee, hee, hee...
Lisa: No big. I got that comment a lot in High School... Can't recall... (Looks at scene.) Oh dear...
Halley: Oh no...
Jade: Yo, what's...Oh Christ...
Jesùs: Oh...

Kitana: Well that was wild.

Todd: Yeah, almost everyone died!

*Bandit is still fainted, he's in a portable hospital whatsit that Bry's team made, his head is fighting between life and death*...Where....am i?... am i...dead.....or....alive*bandit sees a desert*i wonder how far this goes...oh well...only one way to find out...*starts walking*

*this is two things, one, it is similar Liu Kangs battle between mind and body, and it is a journey to find himself*

Bry: (Reads vitals.) Hm... the mind stirs and the body is stable. We have done our job.... Let us go....(Flaps cape that conviniently was placed.)
Vic: Good enough. (Looks out.) What now? Do we now hunt something? Break some turkey's neck? Chop suey some cow?
Halley: Eww!
Bry: (Breaks into a laugh.) You fell for that one! Ha, ha, ha, ha! (Straightens up.) But really, what do we do now?

Kitana: I wonder if anything may happen next....

Todd: Probably not, almost everyone is dead.

Bry: Hm....
Fujin: (Lands from the sky in a new body.) Hey. (Walks off.)
Jade: Luis?
Luis: Yes?
Jade: Over the last few days I've met you, I've been developing some feelings for you.... And I was just wondering if we... you know...
Vic: WHAT?! Woman, What is wrong with you? (Is about to slap Jade, but is blocked by Halley's hair.)
Halley: Whoa, spiky. Chill. I think that she wants to do something nonperverted, yet still very special... Go on...
Jade: I...I want to know if you'll....(Drops on a knee and whips out a ring she took from a dead guy.) Will you marry me, Luis Vinston?
Luis: (Has a look of shock on his face.) Uh... I... I...

(Pic stops. An announcer talks.)
Vic: Will Luis accept Jade's proposal? Will Bandit ever wake up? Will there be anything worse to do besides this? Can- (Camera shifts to Vic with a mic in his hand.) Aw, Dammit! I told you not to aim the camera at me, you idiot! (Sighs.) %$&* this...