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 •10/09/2007 08:09 PM (UTC) •
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Kabal: You okay Kira?

Kira: Yeah, just call the doc...

Kano: And don't forget me, I am am alive but in critical condition

*Kabal calls the hospital*

Todd: You two get better...
Vic: Hell, Kabal. You need a HUGE clan restructuring. A bunch of your guys died. Well, all of the clans lost a bundle of their members...
Lisa: Agreed. Well... Can we find something to do?
Vic: More boring than space. (Cut to space.)
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 •10/09/2007 09:45 PM (UTC) •
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Kitana: Eww! *points to dead Kobra body hanging on feet headless in a closet*

Kabal: Well Kobra's dead...
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 •10/10/2007 01:50 PM (UTC) •
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*dream thing* it's getting hot...I'm getting thirsty *water fountain appears out of nowhere....right behind him* What was that? i just heard an inanimate object with miles of underground pipe growing below *looks behind* oh.....WATER!!!......! *starts to drink* Ugh...i has sleeping stuff in it.... *faints*
Bry: Yep. (Makes note of that.) Now that's gotta suck!
Vic: Okay... PARTY!!!!grin9(Parties.)
Halley & Lisa: Woohoo! (Dancing with ghetto Kahn.)
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 •10/10/2007 08:34 PM (UTC) •
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Kabal: Hey guys... I am running for the U.S. President!

Todd: Well good luck...
Bry: Random Arachnotron! (Arachnotron from DOOM walks in.) Kill Bush! (Arachnotron walks away.)
Vic: An Arachnotron? Have you lost the touch?
Bry: No I didn't! I have it on my ipod! (Plays "The Touch" with a montage of the events over the last few weeks.)
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 •10/10/2007 08:51 PM (UTC) •
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Todd: Oh Shi- Cousin Jerry just get sentenced to jail... HOW MUCH TIMES HAS HE BEEN CAUGHT OF MARIJUANA! *drinks Jack Daniels to relive stress*

Kitana: You may wanna stop...
Halley: Yay! (Spins around, bumping into the pyramid.) Woohoo!
Kahn: Now holla wit' me!
Mob: HOLLA!!!!!!
Luis: I... I...
Bry: Well...
Luis: I do.
Mobber: Gasp! People! (Fires up a light with a ring. Everyone stops.)
Mob: Awwwwww.....
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 •10/10/2007 09:46 PM (UTC) •
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Kabal: I am also running for the Democratic Party... before you ask... I do not believe in gay marriage or abortion... I'm Centrist-Democrat.
Lisa: Alrighty then...Not like I'll miss them...
All: Aye.
Vic: Zahargarakatu! (A massive, horned alien golem materializes.) Kill McCain! (Dissolves.)
Bry: Kay, now we need a few people to arrange Jade and Luis's wedding. Any takers?
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 •10/11/2007 11:39 PM (UTC) •
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Kitana: I'll do it.

(Meanwhile, on Election day)

Newsman: Kabal and Kano have won the elections!

Jax: Maybe I should have run for Democratic...

Kabal: I am President!
Bry: (in a tux.) Okay... Kabal's Best Man, Kit's Maid of Honor, Soundshock's Ringbearer, Shao Kahn and Cyrax are DJs, Fujin's Limo Driver, Sektor's Reservations guy, and... Who wants to do foods? (Mob raises hands.) Hm, eenie, meenie, meinie... You! Random mobber with Shang's sword!
Mobber: Me?
Bry: Yes. You're gonna make food for the party. You get to use Blaze's carcass for a grill.
Lisa: Okay, Invitations are sent, Woolong's Chinese is reserving the restaurant for us, and... Dammit!
Bry: What?
Lisa: I've gotta go get some tables! (Flies off.)
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 •10/12/2007 08:06 PM (UTC) •
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Kabal: Okay, I have a month or 2 before I am going in office...
Halley: Well, then. More time for us.
Cyrax: The Hummer cake's gonna be done in... (Ding) Now.
Fujin: Salad's tossed.
Bry: Lis... (Lands.) Can you ask Hypno-Toad if he can rig the elections in Kabal's favor?
Lisa: Do it yourself! (Nudges.) You can fly.
Bry: Hmph. (Flies.)
Jade: Can I help at all?
Vic: Hm... Jade, what theme do you want for the party? Palace of Gold or Twilight of Darkness? How about the Emerald Serpent?
Luis: Emerald... For my angel...
Jade: Aw, Luis... (Kiss.)
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 •10/13/2007 03:45 PM (UTC) •
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Todd: What am I supposed to do?
Halley: Todd, can you check on the third floor. Ooh, and check on our BBQ man.
Bry: (Lands.) Hypno-Toad's gonna get our cash.
Arachnotron: Bush is dead. Now, about my cash... (Bry tosses cash. A mailman that looks suspiciously like Kai rides in.)
Mailman: Hi.
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 •10/13/2007 07:11 PM (UTC) •
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Todd: Ok, but bad news, Cheney is now the president!

Kabal: Well, I won the elections, hopefully 2 months won't hurt us...
Bry: Hold on... (Flies off and lands.) Okay, Hypno-Toad's got Cheney quail huntin'.
Vic: Okay... You... (Points at mailman.) you look familiar...
Mailman: No I don't...
Vic: Yeah, you're deliverin' these. (Gives invitations.)
Mailman: Phew. Later (Rides off, only to run over Mileena, who's still in the fetal position.) Sorry Miss!
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 •10/13/2007 08:20 PM (UTC) •
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Kitana: That was funny!

Kabal: If Cheney is gone, I will be president right now!
Mob: HUZZAH! KABAL IS PRESIDENT!!!
Shao Kahn: Huzzah! He ain't takin' mah crib!
Quail-Person: Aw, man! Why Quails?
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 •10/15/2007 01:12 AM (UTC) •
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Kabal: No more Bush!

Kitana: That is good.
(Two months later. Countdown to Wedding: 9 Hours, 12 minutes...)
Lisa: (Writing on a notepad.)Okay... The cake is ready, the room is set, the minister's gonna arrive at any moment, the tables...
Bry: Here. I'm gonna check on the two.

(At the prep room. Jade and Luis are too excited for the first day for the rest of their lives.)
Jade: Ohh, this is going to be so fun! Think of it... Ms. Jade Vinston...
Luis: Yeah, I've been meaning to ask you, what is... er, was your last name?
Jade: Mine? Jennson. (Bry flies in.) Hey, shiny.
Bry: You guys psyched?
Luis: Yep...

(At another prep room. Kahn is teaching Kabal the President's oath of office.)
Kahn: Aight, repeat after me...
I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States...
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 •10/15/2007 08:05 PM (UTC) •
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*Kabal repeats it, later*

Kahn: You are now President!

Kabal: Finally us Democrats have power again!

Kitana: Well Jade is gonna get married.
(Countdown: 2 hours, 39 minutes.)
Halley: Okay... We're fine here, over there, there's okay, the room... (Enters party room.) Goregous...
Vic: (Enters) Hal.
Halley: Hey, I've been wonderin', why did we never get married? Or even Bry and Lis for that matter?
Vic: Well, I... I can't say... We've been stuck together for so long that it really wouldn't matter anyway.
Halley: Hm. Thanks, man.
Kahn: 'Kay, so where do I set up my equipment?
Random Person working: Over there (Points to table.)
Cyrax: Hm... Nice... (Transforms on table.)
Reptile: This looks awesome! (Crawls through the constant green.)
(Cyberplane lands.)
Fujin: Here's the guests.
(A bunch of people exit.)
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