
Lisa: Oh,Shit! here's Shinnok?
Shinnok: (Walks in with big bags over his eyes. Eyes are red from lack of sleep.)These people were intruding on my Nap!
Bry: I gots an idea...(Leads the three to a clearing with walls.)
Kahn: (Walks in minister outfit.) How do I look?
Halley: Alright. Now get movin'...


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(Meanwhile, the 3 escaped back to Nevada)
Al: Ah well *grabs SL8 and begins trying to shoot at the Sheriff*

Fujin: Well, we're done pretty early, wouldnt't you say, grey ninja?
Smoke: Ah, sure. You?
(Decapitated bunny lies there. Doom endmusic still plays until the camera shifts to another guy.)
Bry: What's with the dead bunny beng here?


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Bry: People! (Chatter. Bry amps his voice.) PEOPLE!!! (Silence.) Okay, for anyone who is closely related to the Jennson family, go the the left side of the left aisle.(Friends and family of Jade's move.) For anyone closely related to the Vinston family, go to the right side of the right aisle. (People related to Luis move.) For everyone else who managed to survive Armageddon and/or are are unrelated to either family, the center section's all yours. (Everyone moves.)
(Outside the Chapel, Halley and Vic check up on everyone else.)
Vic: Okay, Kit, you move with Jade over there. Mr. President, I'll get a hologram of you moving. When you return, I'll cover you. (Kabal runs off to his Inaguration ceremony.) Soundshock, You carry the rings with your mother.
Halley: Just don't think of screwing up. That's the major factor in actually screwing up. (Bell.) Move!


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Sheriff: STOP A F**KIN' MINUTE! a wedding is about to start in 8 minutes.

(Shao Kahn enters in his Minister outfit. Some are shocked at the Emporor's change of position, while others are proud.The room suddenly silences as music plays and the betrothed and associated enter.)
Kahn: Ahem...Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today in the presence of these witnesses, to join Jade Jennson and Luis Vinston in matrimony, which is commended to be honorable among all men; and therefore – is not by any – to be entered into unadvisedly or lightly – but reverently, discreetly, advisedly and solemnly. Into this holy estate these two persons present now come to be joined. If any person can show just cause why they may not be joined together – let them speak now or forever hold their peace. (Silence)


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*Deputy cries joyfull tears in nevada at the TV*
Al: Shhhhhh!

Fujin: If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to the poor and surrender my body to the flames, but have not love, I gain nothing.
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away. For we know in part and we prophesy in part, but when perfection comes, the imperfect disappears. When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put childish ways behind me. Now we see but a poor reflection as in a mirror; then we shall see face to face. Now I know in part; then I shall know fully, even as I am fully known.
And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.
Kahn: Praise the Lord. (All repeat.) and now, Sonnet 18 from Shakespeare. (Argus walks up.)
Argus: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou growest:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this and this gives life to thee.
Kahn: Lastly, a reading from Christopher Marlowe... Bry steps up.)
Bry:Come live with me, and be my love,
And we will all the pleasures prove
That valleys, groves, hills and fields,
Woods, or steepy mountain yields.
And we will sit upon the rocks,
Seeing the shepherds feed their flocks
By shallow rivers, to whose falls
Melodious birds sing madrigals.
And I will make thee beds of roses,
And a thousand fragrant posies,
A cap of flowers, and a kirtle,
Embroidered all with leaves of myrtle.
A gown made of the finest wool
Which from our pretty lambs we pull,
Fair lined slippers for the cold,
With buckles of the purest gold.
A belt of straw and ivy buds,
With coral clasps and amber studs,
And if these pleasures may thee move,
Come live with me, and be my love.
The shepherds’ swains shall dance and sing
For thy delight each May-morning;
If these delights thy mind may move,
Then live with me, and be my love.
Kahn: And now, may the betrothed say their vows so as to bind together as one. (Some silence as the two try to figure out who goes first.)
Jade: Luis Vinston... I take you to be my husband from this time onward, to join with you and to share all that is to come, to be your faithful wife, to give and to receive, to speak and to listen, to inspire and to respond; a commitment made in love, kept in faith, and eternally made With this ring, I thee wed, and with it, I bestow upon thee all the treasures of my mind, heart, and hands. new. (Places Ring on Luis' Finger.)
Luis: I Luis, take you Jade Jennson to be my wife, to share both good times and bad times, side by side. I give you my hand, and my heart, and hope that my love will always be a safe haven for you. Just as this circle is without end, my love for you is eternal. Just as it is made of a permanent metal, my commitment to you is forever. With this ring, I thee wed. This ring I give to you as a token of my love and devotion to you. I pledge to you all that I am and all that I will ever be as your husband. With this ring, I gladly marry you and join my life to yours.
Kahn, Kabal, and Sindel (Still in a cast): By the power vested in us by the Nations of Edenia, Outworld and America, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
Kahn: You can now make out with each other like mad. Woot.
Mob: WOOOOT!!!


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Zahargarakatu: Mccain is dead.
Vic: Good. (Lobs cash.)
Kahn: Aight, now! If you people know what I'm gonna do, sing along, kiddies! (Plays The Transformers: The Movie theme while showing a mixtape of scenes from siad movie.)
All: Transformers
Transformers!
More than meets the eye!
Transformers
Robots in disguise!
Transformers!
Autobots wage their battle to desroy the evil forces of
The Decepticons!
Transformers!
Transformers!
Transformers!
Transformers!
Transformers
More than meets the eye!
Transformers!
Bry: I'd like to bring this to the stand!. (Plays Slayer.)


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(2 hours into the party. Cyrax plays music, the big toughs are drinking and the newlyweds are eating .)
Vic: Good times...(Gulps a chicken leg.)
Halley: Hey, guys! (Whistles. Silence.) Wanna see some...
(Calypso from TM:HO pops out of a door.)
Calypso: Twisted Metal! (Clicks on TV to play a Video of TM.)
Toughs: WOOT!
Jax: Now that just not fair. Why does the brotha always get the crap ride!
Calypso: Heh? (Notices Axel in video.) Oh, Axel. He's always like that.


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Drahmin: Dark Tooth! Dark Tooth! Dark Tooth!
Stryker: Let's go, Outlaw!


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P.S. sorry if i was rude, but ive been going through some troubles lately, and i'm kind of mad...
*wakes up*


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Halley: Well, we still have two wheels from the Hummer cake.
(Yo, Kidkombatant, I got a drawing of Bandit up in my Freak Carnival o' Terror thread. I want your opinion on these guys.)
Bandit: who in the hell said that?
Random Narrotor:...No one....
Bandit: YOU, *attacks random narrator*
Random Narrator: AHH...*dodges* oh, cant touch this da na na na ch da na ch da na cant tou*gets killed*
Bandit: That'll shut you up

Vic: Wait, Todd. How old are you, exactly?
(Transformers scene swap with the Autobot logo swapping to the Decepticon logo. Lisa is about to walk into Bandit's room when she sees a random dead DOOM imp (Narrator).)
Lisa: Oh my... (Hears gunshots.) What the- (Opens a door to find the Doomguy shooting a bundle of Pain Elementals and three times as many Lost Souls.)*sigh* Jez, man. Will you stop with the guns?
Doomguy: Die, imbissels!


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Todd: I am 9,975 years old.
(Meanwhile)
Kabal: Man, I feel tired... *walks into wall, hurting himself* I hate accidents! *gets knocked out*
...meanwhile at The Hospital...
Dr. Faustus: *staring at Kabal* Muahahahaha! New Patient!