''Boraichu's Special Stew''

As the sun buried itself West Boraichu swiftly picked up a butchered blade,glared vicio-

usly into Liu Kang's eyes and started to cut carrots.Liu takes in a vast amount of tender

steam into his nose.''Mmmm dat smells juz delieful'' Liu comments.''Ho! Ho! Ha! Ha!''

mysteriously laughed Boraichu.''Chu mast tell me da infamous secret''giggled Kang.

"Hmp! If I toll you dat I have do keel ju!'' jokeingly stated Boraichu.The Sun was six

feet deep and the stew was almost ready.Liu Kang stood behing Boraichu so he failed

to see what he was prepping.Liu suddenly became suspicious.Boraichu made a sound

that LIu thought was whimper sound....followed by a wet and poisonis ass belch.

''Master Boraichu! are chu alrie?!Chu steal have my cahndolesses for dem ElderGod

forsaken Tarkatins dat ambushed young Shaolins Qi and Che...pitifully exclaimed

Kang.''Huh!?'' oh no no no son! its jost deez ownions fawk wit me eyes!!! Ha! Ha!''

Uh Liu! con ju fetch me my staff? I lef dit in da ''John" again.''asked Boraichu

As Liu got up to fetch the staff he almost tripped on a solid,brown,old and hairy piece

of matter on the wooden floor,Boraichu took notice feeling somewhat embarrassed.Liu

headed into the back opening and aproached the ''John''.Kang took in another vast inhale

but did not enjoy the scent this time."Ok Wu Wang chu ken do eat!''Kang encouraged him-

self.He slowly opened the mildewed door with his toes then was violently ambushed by

about 39 flies.''Aw my Lawd Raiden!''fearfully screamed Kang.''Zap!''Whats the problem

Liu Kang?''eagerly questioned Raiden.''Aw! it waz juz a fegure a speech God Dammit!!''

angrily Kang yelled.''Uh...oh sorry bout that Liu...gosh i gotta stop popping Xannax.''guilt-

fully whispered the Thunder God.''ZAP!" He was gone.Liu thought about how good the stew

smelled but now feared it.Kang sighed.''I guess me sterowize it wit me Fiyah ball while fat man

have he back turn.Liu proceeded into the dojo to find that the stew was already done on the table.

''Chu juz got back in time Liu!''cheerfully exclaimed Boraichu.Hmp yeah i did thought Kang.

Boraichu and Kang seated themselves on the floor.Hot steam arose from the boiled bowl.

Big Bo Bo took a husky spoonful of ''IT'' into his mouth.''NOM NOM NOM!! chewed BoBo.

''Dig in Liu! Ease good! cheerfully exclaimed the Big BoBo.''Ah ha ha er....me gone let it cool

off a wittle bit.''As Kang explained himself a solid,brown,and a tender piece of mysterious meat

arose from the gravy.