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Wow...

5/5...

Best fake ever!

One more thing, just so you know...



Those are the kinds of fakes that get respected around here...

It's so obvious that this is a joke, and a petty jab at me. I bet you didn't expect me to see it, huh? I put twenty bucks on the fact I will make you my bitch before the week is done.

So many people want to be like me, it's ridiculous. TheDarkDuelist did, and look where it's gotten him. He stopped creating fake pictures because of my blistering one-liners. I practically had him begging me to give him some advice, and when I gave him the simplest advice on how to produce realistic-looking blood, he still managed to fail. Hell, the only thing he's managed to do is draw something that an eight-year old could scratch into the face of a tree, or the surface of a picnic table, and even then he's been posting the same Goddamned drawing for three years straight.

Trust me, you do not want me on your bad side, kid.

By the way, what's with the name? Is it some sort of asshole-tickling tribute, or is it some elementary form an insult?

I've seen that fake posted a million times, I'm not that amused by it.

Anyways...




Heh, I just noticed the similarities. "VenoMark" and "MarkoftheVeno". Well, I guess that whole thing about not knowing how to post pictures was a clever lie. It would be hilarious if this was just an amazing coincidence though...

WOW. Your IQ must be lower than must nutsack if you found in my post where I said "I'm sick and I never want to see that image again". Do you get some kind of exotic erection trying to make yourself look cool? Wait, I know this case. It's trying to be a clevor little smartass , let me tell ya something pal. Your little peanut shell of a brain couldn't produce anything more cleaver as to repeativly post that image... Try again.

Wait a minute, that doesn't make any sense...



Hmmm, I don't remember ever claiming that you said that...



Nope, not really...



Okay, best buddy, and I think you meant to say "clever", since "clevor" isn't really a word...



"Cleaver"? You've spelled "clever" wrong twice so far, but I guess my "peanut shell of a brain" has no say in the matter...



Awesome spelling you have there...


Seriously, what's your problem? I didn't insult you in any way, shape, or form, but you still attacked me with your talk of "exotic erections" and "cleavers". Settle down my friend...

I'm not going through all of this just to break it up into cute little quotes. You can figure it out for yourself... Wait.. Maybe you can't..

Seriously? Wow, that's it. I am complete, I just single handedly saw the most idiotic comeback of my 5 years of online messaging.

No, I take back my previous statement; that was. Then why would you post the images, making yourself look cool? Could you please enlighten me on this. I'm really feeling the need to strangle the shit out of you for being such a dumbass.

I must admit, making fun of you is like kicking a lost puppy. It's just sad.

Wow, as amazing as you think that sentence was, you're resorting to a grammar flame now? Interesting, you must stoop so low as to a grammar flame? You're certainly not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Why? Why must AOL allow idiots such as yourself to browse the world wide web freely? I wasn't aware that the special Olympics competed online now.

I'm running out of insult on rejects, i'm just going to reply with a wink!

Let me clear something up, I’m not your friend. I will never be your friend, not even if the God of this world forced me to shake hands with you. He'd take my life first before , I wouldn't touch you with my 10 foot yard stick...

This uneeded flame war has turned out to be lamer than the fake.

Settle down, Mr. Khaos. You're obviously just overreacting over a little joke I made. I'm not too keen on arguing over the internet though, so I'll probably just avoid this thread from now on (after I read your response, of course...)

After which, (if you feel the need) I'd rather continue this through PMs, so we don't ruin this thread any further...

Hmm, nice to see you still linger around Veno. Haven't seen you in a while (you did say you won't be back at the IRC Channel till later this year :( ). Oh, I've been wondering, did you change ur MSN messenger name? (cuz my shit fucked up a couple months ago and I lost basically everyone). Hmm, should of put that part in PM, eh oh well I don't feel like erasing hehe. I love watching when people take shots at u and you give the comebacks...reminds me of myself...ah...the old days of Veno. hehe.

Wow.. The uneeded flame war is lamer than the fake.

Children...heh..

Heh, while I am not even going to comment on the fake...if that’s what you are wanting to call it I will say this: This fake is a definite example of exactly why the quality of fakes is going down. Blatant ass-hats such as this person drag all other fakes down and makes people that much closer to never looking at fakes again. Meh, I can see why people such as Venomark (glad to see you are still floating around btw) are in retirement or hiatus, they realize that the effort to make a fake great or extraordinary is worthless if you don't get noticed because of the lack of interest caused by n00b editors.

Anyway that’s the end of my rant. kthx.

^ that's exactly what I mean MKR. exactly. Word for word. It's not worth it anymore. Just let the fakes go down FOEH'Vure.

Most people create fakes for fun, not so everyone can say "Omg! You're the best!!!1".. I don't want to come off as an asshole, and I'm not trying to start a flame war, but some of you really need to get over yourselfs (and this isn't just aimed at the poeple in this thread).

That is your opinion, not mine, however I respect it. Why? Because I am not an asshole as it may seem.

BUT, I will say this. Fakes are just as much as an artform now as a drawn pic or other art..so why not treat it seriously as well? I take fakes serious because I am effective when it comes to them. This is why you do not see me outside of this forum and hardly replying... Anyway, I just take fakes seriously so others can make better quality fakes so we can all enjoy them as an art. Yes they are fun, I will not deny that, but that does not change the fact that they need to be taken seriously if you want some serious input from me and other experts.

You're right, but some n00bs try their hardest to make a good fake and it still turns out crap, and then some (not aimed at you) just say 'It's shit' and give no explanation why or how to improve, but then wonder why they are not getting any better.

Hmm...Well I don't think the sterotypical image of the "One Liner Blammer Vet" applies to me for the most part. You see, when I reply to a fake, I try to break down the pic both bad an good. Then by that you see the imperfections for yourself and you see what you need to fix or focus on in the future. Also, from now on I will try to include what tips I can, even though there isn't really many tips anyone can give because you just have to know how to shade and lots of other things. The only real tip that is effective if followed is this: Practice. Practice makes perfect...well it will make you better by any rate. This is the only way to improve in general. I guess you could learn some tricks from other people...but then you wouldn't have a unique style. Meh, I cannot type anymore..need sleep. I will reply later if this topic is still luke-warm.

i never made a fake and i prolly never will. (i suck the big one)
but i dont agree with what you guiys are saying. people make fakes for fun..is that a crime? and yes.. not everyone is a fake-GOD. some people just start. they should have a chance to learn it IMO. i know you guys weren't fake-gods when you started. i dont mean this to be insulting at anyone or something.. but give the new guys a chance.

Where are those "FAKE GODS" ?
hahah
Can i touch them ?
Uh.. and the fake is really awesome , light blue hole makes the stage incredible looking , i love this sub-zero father and son or uncle and brother battle . i give it 10/5

wow its venomark my hero. man i looked up to u. i made that son bitch return from teh daead!! (no ofenses)

DUN DUN DUNNNN!!!