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RoGE9 Wrote:
Can I be Kabal?
Can I be Kabal?
yes, of course you can
Vash_15 Wrote:
I am giving up Onaga to be Deathstroke
*Deathstroke appears in outworld*
Deathstroke: Hmm, what am I doing here? What is this place?
This is Outworld, and I am Reptile, this realms emperor
Deathstroke: So whya ren't you in your palace.
...........
PLOT HOLE
I am giving up Onaga to be Deathstroke
*Deathstroke appears in outworld*
Deathstroke: Hmm, what am I doing here? What is this place?

Deathstroke: So whya ren't you in your palace.

PLOT HOLE

(in case you didn't realize it, i made this up to win the favor of Deathstrooke.


PS I didn't make the DS smiley, I found it on google


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Vash_15 Wrote:
: But I'm hsiweJ!!

lol, Hsiwej

*Noob Saibot turns invisible*
"Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha"


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*Noob creates a black hole with a three meter radius around the tree, a splintering noise is heard, then silence*

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(Kahn crwals out of a bar incredibly wasted.)
Yo , what the fuck happened? I must be hallucinatin' cuz I swore I killed Tremor. How the fuck is he still alive, right over there? I think I need a Tequila.
Yo , what the fuck happened? I must be hallucinatin' cuz I swore I killed Tremor. How the fuck is he still alive, right over there? I think I need a Tequila.


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???how in the world did you see Noob?

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Jironobou Wrote:
???how in the world did you see Noob?
Kahn: Dude . . .I'm fuckin' seeing all kinds of colors . . . good shit, guys, I'm high. (Falls downa again.)???how in the world did you see Noob?


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ok then, so.......what now.

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Kahn: How the Fuck are you still alive Tremor? *hiccup* I fuckin killed you weeks ago! *Hiccup* Tell me your secret! *Runs into a wall*


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*Noob becomes visible*
:You!! have you come to a decision? and do you have a name


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Vash_15 Wrote:
: I'm Deathstroke the Terminator. I'm a mercenary. As for my decision, it depends, what are your motives, and what are the reptilian ninja's? Speak truthfully, if I sense deciet, it could jeopordize our could-be partnership
Kahn: One minute. Hangover. (Grabs a bag to vomit.) I really have one singular goal in all this shit . . . KILL LIU KANG! Oh, and that jackass thundergod Raiden. And the Reptilian Nijna? That's Reptile. He's one of my freelancer assassins. If there are others, I have no clue who the hell they are. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must get a morning-after pill (Runs to a drug store.)


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crap, i accidentally edited this instead of copying it
:~tells story to deathstroke~


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Vash_15 Wrote:
: I was speaking to the shadow ninja...but I suppose you'll do, you LOOK powerful enough. *follows Kahn*
Kahn: My bad. Like I said, I was drunk as hell. It MIGHT take me a bit to get back from hangover hell.



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Kahn: Go ahead. Let's get driving. (Grabs the 18-wheeler again and stashes some more weapons.)


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*Noob is walking around when he sees an 18-wheeler with the license plate -KAHNMAN-(as in Conman) coming his way, he sticks his thumb out in hopes of a free ride to the palace*
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