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12/02/2008 02:51 PM (UTC)
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RoGE9 Wrote:
Can I be Kabal?


yes, of course you can
Vash_15 Wrote:
I am giving up Onaga to be Deathstroke

*Deathstroke appears in outworld*

Deathstroke: Hmm, what am I doing here? What is this place?

This is Outworld, and I am Reptile, this realms emperor

Deathstroke: So whya ren't you in your palace.

...........

PLOT HOLE


: look, Reptile finally un-invisiblized(yet another strange word crossover brought to you by Jironobou), hey, you, two-toned mask guy, Reptile is a mean Dictator, he's making bad decisions, destroying crops, and caused the Tsuacoloh(spell it backwards), that's why we are trying to take him down for good. Help us Machine gun wielding sword man
(in case you didn't realize it, i made this up to win the favor of Deathstrooke.
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12/03/2008 09:05 PM (UTC)
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: What? tsuacoloH? But I'm hsiweJ!! Noob, you and your lying hide!!! I'll destroy you!! Former friend or not!

: Hmm, I'm not sure which side to take, the liar, or the homicidal one...they would both end up killing me..I need time to think this through *throws falsh bomb and disappears*

PS I didn't make the DS smiley, I found it on google
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12/04/2008 02:51 PM (UTC)
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Vash_15 Wrote:
: But I'm hsiweJ!!

lol, Hsiwej

: "Well, while were waiting for him...."
*Noob Saibot turns invisible*
"Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha"
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12/04/2008 08:33 PM (UTC)
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: Two can play at that game!! *turns invisible andstarts wildly thrashing around* *hits something* Ha I GOT YO--wait that's a tree, and my hand is broken, crap...
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12/05/2008 03:05 PM (UTC)
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: "I heard that bone cracking sound Reppy"
*Noob creates a black hole with a three meter radius around the tree, a splintering noise is heard, then silence*
(Kahn crwals out of a bar incredibly wasted.)

Yo , what the fuck happened? I must be hallucinatin' cuz I swore I killed Tremor. How the fuck is he still alive, right over there? I think I need a Tequila.
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12/05/2008 11:45 PM (UTC)
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: *sneaks up within 2 feet of Noob* BOO HAHAHAHAHA *super crawls away*
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12/08/2008 02:59 PM (UTC)
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???how in the world did you see Noob?
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???how in the world did you see Noob?
Kahn: Dude . . .I'm fuckin' seeing all kinds of colors . . . good shit, guys, I'm high. (Falls downa again.)
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12/09/2008 12:10 AM (UTC)
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Jironobou Wrote:
???how in the world did you see Noob?


I didn't see you, I sniffed out where you were, not exactly, but in a small radius of your location. Since it didn't do any harm, I didn't think it was a problem.
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12/09/2008 02:59 PM (UTC)
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ok then, so.......what now.
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12/09/2008 11:46 PM (UTC)
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: *comes to the area Noob and Reptile were* Hello? Anyone still here?
Kahn: How the Fuck are you still alive Tremor? *hiccup* I fuckin killed you weeks ago! *Hiccup* Tell me your secret! *Runs into a wall*
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12/11/2008 02:58 PM (UTC)
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*Noob becomes visible*
:You!! have you come to a decision? and do you have a name
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12/11/2008 08:15 PM (UTC)
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: I'm Deathstroke the Terminator. I'm a mercenary. As for my decision, it depends, what are your motives, and what are the reptilian ninja's? Speak truthfully, if I sense deciet, it could jeopordize our could-be partnership
Vash_15 Wrote:
: I'm Deathstroke the Terminator. I'm a mercenary. As for my decision, it depends, what are your motives, and what are the reptilian ninja's? Speak truthfully, if I sense deciet, it could jeopordize our could-be partnership
Kahn: One minute. Hangover. (Grabs a bag to vomit.) I really have one singular goal in all this shit . . . KILL LIU KANG! Oh, and that jackass thundergod Raiden. And the Reptilian Nijna? That's Reptile. He's one of my freelancer assassins. If there are others, I have no clue who the hell they are. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must get a morning-after pill (Runs to a drug store.)
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12/15/2008 02:26 AM (UTC)
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: I was speaking to the shadow ninja...but I suppose you'll do, you LOOK powerful enough. *follows Kahn*
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12/15/2008 02:56 PM (UTC)
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crap, i accidentally edited this instead of copying it

:~tells story to deathstroke~
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: I was speaking to the shadow ninja...but I suppose you'll do, you LOOK powerful enough. *follows Kahn*
Kahn: My bad. Like I said, I was drunk as hell. It MIGHT take me a bit to get back from hangover hell.
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12/16/2008 01:36 AM (UTC)
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: Hmm *to self* this one who died regaining his memories could easily backstab me, or could be brainwashed, while the idiot without pants can be easily manipulated. *to Noob* Shaow ninja! I shall decline your offer of partnership, *to Kahn* you have a new ally. Here's an acient rememdy for that hangover.
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12/16/2008 11:22 PM (UTC)
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:You do realize that Kahn and i are brothers to the same cause, right? we are here to kill Reptile, so an allegiance with him is an allegiance with me in a way, so it doesn't really matter... unless Kahn decides he wants to go for his own path
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12/16/2008 11:54 PM (UTC)
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: Yes, but between you and me, this guy seems like he can be useful to me after your goal is finished, however, until then I will help you in anyway I can. Let's get to that palace, oh and Kahn, there's a cold brewski in it for ya if you let me drive
Kahn: Go ahead. Let's get driving. (Grabs the 18-wheeler again and stashes some more weapons.)
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12/17/2008 10:36 PM (UTC)
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: ♪They see me roolin♪ erm- I mean, SO where's this palace?
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12/17/2008 11:02 PM (UTC)
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*Noob is walking around when he sees an 18-wheeler with the license plate -KAHNMAN-(as in Conman) coming his way, he sticks his thumb out in hopes of a free ride to the palace*
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