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Kahn: Wait . . . I got some of his green blood . . . and some red blood. Shadow Priest!
(One Appears)
SP: Yes sir?
Kahn: Analyze the blood!
SP: They both belong to Reptile.
Kahn: WTF? Why does he have two bloods?
SP: I dunno. (Kahn kills SP)
Kahn: Dammit, I hate loopholes! Let's just chase this muthafucka aight? I call shotgun!
(He gets in the 18-wheeler)
(One Appears)
SP: Yes sir?
Kahn: Analyze the blood!
SP: They both belong to Reptile.
Kahn: WTF? Why does he have two bloods?
SP: I dunno. (Kahn kills SP)
Kahn: Dammit, I hate loopholes! Let's just chase this muthafucka aight? I call shotgun!
(He gets in the 18-wheeler)


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Batman: Look, It's a wannabe killer croc!!!


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sorry for the double post, but...
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Can I be Chameleon?


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alright, welcome aboard, Chameleon
if anyone wants, they can jump in and say something
if anyone wants, they can jump in and say something


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Chameleon: Uh, where, who am I? *looks around and sees Reptile in the distance* Maybe that green ninja can give me some answers.


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*appears infront of Chameleon*
:Who are you, and why are you here, are you an ally of Reptile? because if you are, prepare to die.
*readies shurikens*

*readies shurikens*


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Cham: All remember is that my name is Chameleon, i think. i don't know this Reptile character but it sounds like i should know him. SO OUTTA MY WAY!


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Cham: What? uh-oh this doesn't look goo--(turns invisible unknowingly) WOAH! this could be interesting! ................................................................Edit: For KAK slot1 i am TREMOR!


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By Tremor, are you referring to a Created character, or the MKMSZ character? because if hes created, you will have to type up some basic stats
(weight, age, attack style, attacks, Etc.)
:so, you can mimic other peoples moves then? this could be interesting...
*Batman appears from above*
Batman: my bat-sensor detects one lifeform and...someting else, something dead but alive, its like th-... the shadow warrior!!!
(weight, age, attack style, attacks, Etc.)

*Batman appears from above*
Batman: my bat-sensor detects one lifeform and...someting else, something dead but alive, its like th-... the shadow warrior!!!


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*pulls out sword and lunges towards batman invisibly*


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Oh, right, special forces...i didn't think of that one... because it shouldn't be considered an MK game.
Batman: Hey, i see a katana flying towards me....OH CRAP!!!
*Batman jumps to the side to avoid the sword, then presses a button on his bright yellow, glow in the dark utility belt*
Batman: So where did that sword come fr- oh, the other invisible guy, woah, he changed colors, am i high?
:No, he changed black in that split second before he changed, my guess is that he can mimic the attacks of any ninja if he sees their move, wait, you can see him?
Batman: yeah, thats what the button was for.
: Oh, well i cant see him, so you must fight him.
Batman: I would, but this is your battle
*Batman drops a Smoke bomb, and when the dust clears, he is gone, however, when Noob looks up, he sees a hovering utility belt near the ceiling.
:Lets finish this
Batman: Hey, i see a katana flying towards me....OH CRAP!!!
*Batman jumps to the side to avoid the sword, then presses a button on his bright yellow, glow in the dark utility belt*
Batman: So where did that sword come fr- oh, the other invisible guy, woah, he changed colors, am i high?

Batman: yeah, thats what the button was for.

Batman: I would, but this is your battle
*Batman drops a Smoke bomb, and when the dust clears, he is gone, however, when Noob looks up, he sees a hovering utility belt near the ceiling.



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*throws shurikens in every direction*
*somewhere distant*



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*Noob opens a black hole right where he was standing, then he goes into his hole and appears right where the shurikens came from with an uppercut*


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*flies towards a wall and sticks to it*

^elsewhere^



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* Noob goes flying from the kick, and the shock renders him visible, he regains body control and hits the ground with a roll*
: Ok, that hurt a little. Oh crap, i'm visible.
*Noob tries to go invisible again, but realizes, to his horror, he cant.
:This is going to suck.
*Noob closes his eyes, opens his ears, and prepares for battle

*Noob tries to go invisible again, but realizes, to his horror, he cant.

*Noob closes his eyes, opens his ears, and prepares for battle


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*Noob hears the combination of sword slashes and shouting and pinpoints his position, he rolls out of the way and hears the sound of the sword hitting the ground, so he shoots a block-disabler ball at the noise.
: That was my block disabler, it makes it so you cant hit me or use your special moves.



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*runs in like an idiot*




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*Noob opens a black hole teleport just in time to avoid the rock barrage, and he appears right behind Tremor, then he grabs him and throws him up, where Batman grabs him to keep him aloft*
Batman: You shouldn't double team on a person, even a shadow warrior. It can get you in trouble
*Noob uses the pile of puke on the ground to pinpoint Chameleons exact position, then he attempts to tackle Chameleon to the ground*
Batman: You shouldn't double team on a person, even a shadow warrior. It can get you in trouble
*Noob uses the pile of puke on the ground to pinpoint Chameleons exact position, then he attempts to tackle Chameleon to the ground*


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you do realize batman is holding tremor right? that spike will hit him too.
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