Kahn: Wait . . . I got some of his green blood . . . and some red blood. Shadow Priest!

(One Appears)

SP: Yes sir?

Kahn: Analyze the blood!

SP: They both belong to Reptile.

Kahn: WTF? Why does he have two bloods?

SP: I dunno. (Kahn kills SP)

Kahn: Dammit, I hate loopholes! Let's just chase this muthafucka aight? I call shotgun!

(He gets in the 18-wheeler)
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02/11/2009 02:48 PM (UTC)
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: HEY!!! I just found some Reptile tracks

Batman: Look, It's a wannabe killer croc!!!
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04/27/2009 01:43 PM (UTC)
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sorry for the double post, but...

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04/28/2009 03:00 PM (UTC)
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Can I be Chameleon?confused
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04/28/2009 10:44 PM (UTC)
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alright, welcome aboard, Chameleon

if anyone wants, they can jump in and say something
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04/28/2009 11:49 PM (UTC)
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Chameleon: Uh, where, who am I? *looks around and sees Reptile in the distance* Maybe that green ninja can give me some answers.
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04/29/2009 01:41 PM (UTC)
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*appears infront of Chameleon*

:Who are you, and why are you here, are you an ally of Reptile? because if you are, prepare to die.
*readies shurikens*
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04/30/2009 01:01 PM (UTC)
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Cham: All remember is that my name is Chameleon, i think. i don't know this Reptile character but it sounds like i should know him. SO OUTTA MY WAY!furious
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04/30/2009 01:40 PM (UTC)
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:Reptile is a Saurian Ninja who took over Outworld as it's Emporer, and it is my mission to kill him and all of his allies, which, as of now, includes YOU!!!*turns invisible*
:can you fight the unseen opponent?
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04/30/2009 02:45 PM (UTC)
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Cham: What? uh-oh this doesn't look goo--(turns invisible unknowingly) WOAH! this could be interesting! ................................................................Edit: For KAK slot1 i am TREMOR!
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05/01/2009 01:48 PM (UTC)
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By Tremor, are you referring to a Created character, or the MKMSZ character? because if hes created, you will have to type up some basic stats
(weight, age, attack style, attacks, Etc.)

:so, you can mimic other peoples moves then? this could be interesting...

*Batman appears from above*

Batman: my bat-sensor detects one lifeform and...someting else, something dead but alive, its like th-... the shadow warrior!!!
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05/01/2009 03:00 PM (UTC)
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Tremor from MK:SF (that game sucks!) the brown ninja who makes earthquakes and works for the black dragons. i'll give him the ability to burrow underground and manipulate earth. i'll control him later

: A bat? Dark like this shadow ninja they could be working together... wait i got a ninja sword

*pulls out sword and lunges towards batman invisibly*
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05/04/2009 01:46 PM (UTC)
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Oh, right, special forces...i didn't think of that one... because it shouldn't be considered an MK game.

Batman: Hey, i see a katana flying towards me....OH CRAP!!!
*Batman jumps to the side to avoid the sword, then presses a button on his bright yellow, glow in the dark utility belt*
Batman: So where did that sword come fr- oh, the other invisible guy, woah, he changed colors, am i high?
:No, he changed black in that split second before he changed, my guess is that he can mimic the attacks of any ninja if he sees their move, wait, you can see him?
Batman: yeah, thats what the button was for.
: Oh, well i cant see him, so you must fight him.
Batman: I would, but this is your battle
*Batman drops a Smoke bomb, and when the dust clears, he is gone, however, when Noob looks up, he sees a hovering utility belt near the ceiling.
:Lets finish this
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05/04/2009 02:08 PM (UTC)
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: (woah, missed. great now i can't see anyone. What the? Shurikens? When did I get these? oh what the hell.)

*throws shurikens in every direction*

*somewhere distant*
: WHERE THE HELL IS THAT RAINBOW NINJA!?furious
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05/05/2009 01:55 PM (UTC)
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:HA! you think using my weapons will work against me. Your shurikens just gave away your position, so lets see how you handle my other moves.
*Noob opens a black hole right where he was standing, then he goes into his hole and appears right where the shurikens came from with an uppercut*
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05/06/2009 01:17 PM (UTC)
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: Uuuhhh!

*flies towards a wall and sticks to it*

: huh? how can i ? i'll think about it later. HHIIYYAAHH!

^elsewhere^
: (huh, dark shurikens? where'd these come from? i'll just follow it.)confused
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05/06/2009 01:40 PM (UTC)
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* Noob goes flying from the kick, and the shock renders him visible, he regains body control and hits the ground with a roll*
: Ok, that hurt a little. Oh crap, i'm visible.
*Noob tries to go invisible again, but realizes, to his horror, he cant.
:This is going to suck.
*Noob closes his eyes, opens his ears, and prepares for battle
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05/07/2009 10:57 AM (UTC)
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: *draws sword and jump slashes* DIE!

: (huh, where the that black ninja come from? maybe he's fighting cham. i'll just watch 'til he needs help)
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05/07/2009 01:52 PM (UTC)
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*Noob hears the combination of sword slashes and shouting and pinpoints his position, he rolls out of the way and hears the sound of the sword hitting the ground, so he shoots a block-disabler ball at the noise.
: That was my block disabler, it makes it so you cant hit me or use your special moves.
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05/07/2009 10:25 PM (UTC)
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: uh-oh, he's in trouble.

*runs in like an idiot*

: EAT ROCK A**HOLE! *covers hand in earth*

: huh? who's this guy? and i'm flashing black and white. what the hell?
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05/11/2009 01:46 PM (UTC)
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: That was my block disabler ball, it makes you incapable of attacking with shadow technology. Oh, wait, who are you brown ninja, i've never seen you before.
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05/12/2009 01:33 AM (UTC)
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: *shoots the rocks on hand to Noob* I am Tremor. Member of the black dragon clan and ally of chameleon! And try and dodge these! *kicks off some ground projectiles*

: (he's protecting me. he could be an ally since he knows my name. but at the moment i can't do anything. uhh, flashing black and white is making me sick!) *pukes*
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05/12/2009 01:48 PM (UTC)
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*Noob opens a black hole teleport just in time to avoid the rock barrage, and he appears right behind Tremor, then he grabs him and throws him up, where Batman grabs him to keep him aloft*
Batman: You shouldn't double team on a person, even a shadow warrior. It can get you in trouble
*Noob uses the pile of puke on the ground to pinpoint Chameleons exact position, then he attempts to tackle Chameleon to the ground*
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05/12/2009 11:55 PM (UTC)
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*summons up to fire an earth spike at batman*

oh shit. i gotta-- *runs into wall with thud*
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05/13/2009 01:45 PM (UTC)
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you do realize batman is holding tremor right? that spike will hit him too.
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