Hop in, I don't feel like asking for directions
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~~Meanwhile~~
*Quan Chi hears the sound of an object flying towards him, he has enough time to dodge it, and when he looks back, a curved bat shaped thing is wedged into the floor*
: Gee, somebody has a thing for bats.
*with that, Quan chi gets off of the floor and readies his broadswords*
*Quan Chi hears the sound of an object flying towards him, he has enough time to dodge it, and when he looks back, a curved bat shaped thing is wedged into the floor*
: Gee, somebody has a thing for bats. *with that, Quan chi gets off of the floor and readies his broadswords*
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Vash_15 Wrote:
:*YAWN* where are they, we should have started fighting almost 5 posts ago
*Reptile is run over by 18-Wheeler* :*YAWN* where are they, we should have started fighting almost 5 posts agoKahn: WHAT UP< BITCHES!! *Opens Trailer to get guns.*
: YOU BASTARDS HIT ME WITH A TRUCK, I HATE YOU *spits acid at deathstroke's chin* About Me
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: Not the beard... HEY REPTILE, REMEMBER THIS? *Noob thrusts his hand in Reptiles direction, palm out, and a small black ball shoots out towards Reptile*
NOTE: this is the block-disabler ball
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Vash_15 Wrote:
: YAYZ a block disabler *redirects it towards Kahn*
: YAYZ a block disabler *redirects it towards Kahn* heh heh, i almost bought it, if only it weren't for the fact that the block disabler automatically disables whoever touches it, and whatever it is touching acts as a lightning rod, coursing through the objects till it hits a living being.
Jironobou Wrote:
heh heh, i almost bought it, if only it weren't for the fact that the block disabler automatically disables whoever touches it, and whatever it is touching acts as a lightning rod, coursing through the objects till it hits a living being.
Vash_15 Wrote:
: YAYZ a block disabler *redirects it towards Kahn*
: YAYZ a block disabler *redirects it towards Kahn* heh heh, i almost bought it, if only it weren't for the fact that the block disabler automatically disables whoever touches it, and whatever it is touching acts as a lightning rod, coursing through the objects till it hits a living being.
>.>
I didn't touch it, I directed it using...
>.>
the wind
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Vash_15 Wrote:
>.>
I didn't touch it, I directed it using...
>.>
the wind
Jironobou Wrote:
heh heh, i almost bought it, if only it weren't for the fact that the block disabler automatically disables whoever touches it, and whatever it is touching acts as a lightning rod, coursing through the objects till it hits a living being.
Vash_15 Wrote:
: YAYZ a block disabler *redirects it towards Kahn*
: YAYZ a block disabler *redirects it towards Kahn* heh heh, i almost bought it, if only it weren't for the fact that the block disabler automatically disables whoever touches it, and whatever it is touching acts as a lightning rod, coursing through the objects till it hits a living being.
>.>
I didn't touch it, I directed it using...
>.>
the wind
???....How? did you use the wind?
Reptile has no wind based moves
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Jironobou Wrote:
???....How? did you use the wind?
Reptile has no wind based moves
Kahn: . . . It missed. Sucks for you. Lizards can't blow for shit. (Gets a Tommy Gun and open fire.)Vash_15 Wrote:
>.>
I didn't touch it, I directed it using...
>.>
the wind
Jironobou Wrote:
heh heh, i almost bought it, if only it weren't for the fact that the block disabler automatically disables whoever touches it, and whatever it is touching acts as a lightning rod, coursing through the objects till it hits a living being.
Vash_15 Wrote:
: YAYZ a block disabler *redirects it towards Kahn*
: YAYZ a block disabler *redirects it towards Kahn* heh heh, i almost bought it, if only it weren't for the fact that the block disabler automatically disables whoever touches it, and whatever it is touching acts as a lightning rod, coursing through the objects till it hits a living being.
>.>
I didn't touch it, I directed it using...
>.>
the wind
???....How? did you use the wind?
Reptile has no wind based moves
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BloodSplatter-ChainsawMan Wrote:
actually the- oh wait, that kind of blow, sorry, my bad Jironobou Wrote:
???....How? did you use the wind?
Reptile has no wind based moves
Kahn: . . . It missed. Sucks for you. Lizards can't blow for shit. (Gets a Tommy Gun and open fire.)Vash_15 Wrote:
>.>
I didn't touch it, I directed it using...
>.>
the wind
Jironobou Wrote:
heh heh, i almost bought it, if only it weren't for the fact that the block disabler automatically disables whoever touches it, and whatever it is touching acts as a lightning rod, coursing through the objects till it hits a living being.
Vash_15 Wrote:
: YAYZ a block disabler *redirects it towards Kahn*
: YAYZ a block disabler *redirects it towards Kahn* heh heh, i almost bought it, if only it weren't for the fact that the block disabler automatically disables whoever touches it, and whatever it is touching acts as a lightning rod, coursing through the objects till it hits a living being.
>.>
I didn't touch it, I directed it using...
>.>
the wind
???....How? did you use the wind?
Reptile has no wind based moves
lol
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I call Shinnok and Joker...
:*lands on the floor*...Where am i???
You!!!
Joker:What's the matter,oldie(hehe)*lands and gets up*
You!!!
Joker:What's the matter,oldie(hehe)*lands and gets up*
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:Shinnok!!! My Lord * bows* :why are you here? I've been carrying out the mission with Quan Chi, Oh Crap, QUAN CHI!!!! *Noob punches the ground with tremendous force and creates a large black Hole, and a pair of things come out, a strange man dressed like a bat, and a cloud of bats, a few seconds later the bats fly away and Quan Chi's Amulet falls to the floor
NOTE: from this point on, I will control Batman, and Quan Chi is dead.
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me:what about Noob? :Quan Chi...don'care about him...h betrayed ME!!!...so...what news do you bring,Noob? Joker:Who is this ridiculous shadow that punches the floor? :He's my strongest general,Noob Saib...Hey,My amulet!!! *Shinnok grabs the amulet,his eyes Glow* :Yes,i feel my entire power back!!! Joker:You are so dumb,Shinnok...Wait...Batman!!! I will kill ya!!!*punches Batman in the nuts*Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Batman: Joker!! good thing i wore my bat-cup for protection
:Lord, do you have any clue as to who these two are?
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Me:I wil control Reiko too,okay? :He said he's from another universe,from Gotham City...Wait...Who is there? Joker:Aw,my hand!!! 
:It is me,Lord Shinnok...Reiko...i saw Quan Chi Dead over there...who are the bat guy and the clown??? :*sigh*Noob...explain him!
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So...I will be Joker and Shinnok...
:And he is Batman,Joker's arch-nemesis...like me and Raiden,that old bastard...
:My powers...They're gone! Why? Shit...
:My powers...They're gone! Why? Shit... About Me
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:Shaddup!!! the stupid are you,Batz!!!
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Guys, we need to reassess this story
: I've been looking for him, he became emporer of Outworld, and i cant seem to kill him, I'm sorry
Batman: This person Reptile sounds like Killer Croc, I will help you to defeat him.
: I've been looking for him, he became emporer of Outworld, and i cant seem to kill him, I'm sorry Batman: This person Reptile sounds like Killer Croc, I will help you to defeat him.
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