If you so much as touch her Kano; you're going to need a seeing eye-dog.

MKDOTR

Sonia: Oh thanks alot, Blunder God.

GET OVER HERE!...lol

death

A handful of people on a leaky boat are gonna save the world? Exactly

mka:what the hell is that?!?!

I liked heaps in the first movie. But they've pretty much all been said.

In MKA I love dit when Sonya started speaking to Jax about getting him out, and then all of a sudden, "What the Hell have you done to yourself this time?"

You-Know-Who Wrote: I liked heaps in the first movie. But they've pretty much all been said. In MKA I love dit when Sonya started speaking to Jax about getting him out, and then all of a sudden, "What the Hell have you done to yourself this time?"

LOL! I like that one too! Also the see night dog.

MKDefenders Of the Realm:

Rayden: I will do (something I forgot) and you will go to face the (army of scorpion??)

Reply--

Sonya: So, like always, you do the easy part.

MKDOTR:

Raiden: Let's blow this...(the volcano explodes)

MKC:

Kung Lao: I don't have any friends.

Raiden: Maybe its because you're trying to kill them all.

Note: These quotes may not be 100% accurate, getting them from memory.

I don't believe it you guys forgot:

MK1
"Welcome"--Scopion to Jonny, then Jonny gets hit in his shit.

*clap* *clap* *clap* "Brilliant! but what do you plan to do about...them?" Warriors advance. "eh, eh...I don't think so, ha..." Lamberts facial thisthingisdisabled was priceless, truely badass.

*ROAR!!!* "Sonya, you go ahead and find out what that was...Liu and I was wait here." "WHAT!!" (Jonny and sonya)

"'ello baby...Did you miss me?

MKA
"I'm Major Jackson Briggs and might I say, you have an incredible set of leggs...for kicking I mean." (Jax to Jade)

"We would have died trying!"
"You, you're already dead! And you...will be soon." (Kahn, Sindel and Jade)

"Who does this guy think he is? Moses trying to part the Red Sea?" (Jax to Sonya)

mk1
Mortal men and women defending their own world"

"All those souls and you still dont have one of your own? I pity u sorcerer."(lui to tsung)

"save your pity for the weak!"(tsung to lui)

so your going to win the tornument?"(rayden to lui) "yes i am" (lui to rayden) "show me how"(rayden to lui)oh dont tell me your afraid of a...simple begger."(rayden to lui)

"Johnny its the last part of the picture where ya goin?"(the director to johnny) "im gonna get a gun and im going to shoot myself for being in your movie!!"(johnny to the director) "johnny dont leave me hanging up here!! your killen me johnny! I luv ya!!" (the director to johny)

"Its not her mind your admiring." (lui to johnny)
"its true." (johnny to himself)

mka

"whenever the portal remains open, your world becomes my world!!" (kahn to rayden) the way he said it was too funny!!!

"MASTER!!"(one of kahn's henchmen in the beginning of rayden and kahn fight) that was funny too!!

MKC:

Kung Lao: Anything else you want? (After Raiden took his water.)

Raiden: A tall blonde and a two week vacation would be nice....


MKC:

Raiden: A classic case of kill the messenger. (After the trio got on his case about Scorpion and the Sub-Zero teaming up.)

asmodeus and LambertForever those are AWESOME! I cant beilive I forgot them all!!!

"It has begun!" - Shang Tsung MK

"I smell something...bullshit." - Sonya MK

"Mister Ed is mine!" - Jax MK:A

"Outside, I'm burnin' up, but I'm freezin' inside. It's like I'm microwaved or somethin'!" - Jax MK:A

"Is that anyway to treat your mother?" Sindel MK:A
"My mother is dead." Kitana MK:A
"And soon you'll be her daughter." - Sindel MK:A

"Kitana?" - Sonya MK:A
"You wish!" - Mileena MK:A

"How can you can beat Shao Kahn when I alone am too much for you?" - Jade MK:A

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned Kano's "From ear to ear" line. That used to be really popular.

Johnny cage:'yep,once again im the best looking guy here'.

sonya:we got a tip theres a wanted man on this ship,know anything about it?
johnny:yeah,im a wanted man,everyone wants me!

both from mortal kombat the journey begins

Yep

Kano: Oooooh, now look at this. (pulls out a knife) This little baby brings back memories now, doesn't it?
Sonya: What, did you use it to stab your mother in the back?
Kano: Nah...it put a big smile on your partner, though. Ear *grrrrrrk* (imitates the knife slicing off his head) to ear. (laughs)

Oh, man, that line was evil....and badass. I love it!

Oh, also.....the romantic scene between Sonya and Cage. I dunno why, but I liked it. I wish I could say that to a chick in real life.

Sonya: Goro has never been beaten. You go up against him, he'll kill you.
Cage: But if I don't he'll finish us all off one by one. If I beat him now, I can finish this.
Sonya: You're making this all sound really simple and it isn't.
Cage: Yeah it is.....cause I can't let what happened to Art happen to you.....not to you.
Sonya: Oh, don't you dare do this to protect me, Johnny Cage.
Cage: Trust me. I got it all figured it out.
Sonya: Oh, I don't believe this! You are the most egotistical self-deluded person I've ever met!
Cage: Yeah, well you forgot good-looking.

The time and place of your death will be of my choosing. But know this, YOU WILL DIE!~Noob Saibot

Although there were many in MK the movie, i'll pick some of the best:

1)Liu Kang: "If you really are Raiden, why did you let Chan die? Why didn't you protect him?

Raiden: "Why didn't you?

2) Shang Tsung: "Scorpion and Sub Zero. Deadliest of enemies, but slaves under my power.

3)(Liu, Johnny and Sonya hear Goro roar and see his shadow) Cage: "Sonya, you go ahead - and find out what that was, Liu and I will stay right here.

MK - "ahhh...AH ha, HAA...No more steps...whew!" - Johnny Cage

MKA - (after Kitana spit the drink Kahn offered her in his face) "You sorely test my patience!"

How wonderful it is that there is no need to wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.

(Anne Frank)