Cage killed Scorpion and Goro?(Ha, ha, ha thats funny)
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07/22/2003 11:50 AM EDT
Come on are they expecting us to believe that Cage could kill a zombie and a shokan prince. Cage is good but not that good. any objections?
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04/22/2003 08:37 AM EDT
i think everyone objects to those fights

Cage aint no super hero, he is just a really good actor, he cant go in there and defeat 1000 years of shokan power , and scorpion? do you people know what he is? as a human he was a member of a secret ninja group, do you know how they train people over there? its like non-stop. then he went to hell, and as we all know from TV, people that go to hell get stronger cause they fight all the time
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04/22/2003 09:06 AM EDT
You know if you rememer Scorpion isn't dead in the first movie... Just defeated. He makes a lovely return in the second movie.
Also he'll be in the third.

As far as Goro... Who cares? He's probably one of the most retarded characters ever made.
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04/22/2003 09:08 AM EDT
thats only because scorpion cant be killed

and his return in mka sucked
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04/22/2003 10:58 AM EDT
Cage could kill Goro. He's the city boy, nut crushing is almost a common move where he comes from. To Goro, that was completely new. His balls probably had never even been touched. That was one tough hit. Goro was pretty retarded, anyway.
As for Scorp, yes, you are right, Satan. Scorpion is like, KICK SWEET ASS. He's a ninja. A great one, at that. That fight was just wrong. but oh well...
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04/22/2003 11:02 AM EDT
and techinally cage didn't realtl defeat goro

he ran and pushed him off a ledge

he really is the true american

i salute thee!!!
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04/22/2003 01:29 PM EDT
Nah, but Cage still pulled off some kicks and jabs at the Shokan Prince.
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04/22/2003 03:49 PM EDT
LMAO!!!
Zentile Wrote:
Cage could kill Goro. He's the city boy, nut crushing is almost a common move where he comes from. To Goro, that was completely new. His balls probably had never even been touched. That was one tough hit. Goro was pretty retarded, anyway.
As for Scorp, yes, you are right, Satan. Scorpion is like, KICK SWEET ASS. He's a ninja. A great one, at that. That fight was just wrong. but oh well...

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04/22/2003 08:58 PM EDT

Zentile Wrote:
Cage could kill Goro. He's the city boy, nut crushing is almost a common move where he comes from. To Goro, that was completely new. His balls probably had never even been touched. That was one tough hit. Goro was pretty retarded, anyway.
As for Scorp, yes, you are right, Satan. Scorpion is like, KICK SWEET ASS. He's a ninja. A great one, at that. That fight was just wrong. but oh well...

I find that idea to be awfully weird. A city boy who whooped an cool undead ninja and a four armed dude. Now I've seen everything.

Well, his balls might've been touched before. I mean, he had 7 wives didn't he? Heck, I think if any guy had got hit in the nuts like that they'd been singing like a soprano.
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04/22/2003 10:44 PM EDT
and lets assume all his wives are shokan, hrmm thats 7 wives * 4 arms =28 hands

now thats roughly 4 fingers per hand, so 28*4=112 fingers


and he lived for several centuries, i think he was well over 1000, but we will just say that he had his wives for 800 years, so thats 365 days(assuming outworld years are the same length as earth years)*800=292000 days

so with 7 wives, each having 112 fingers and being with them for 292000 nights, i expect that one of them fondled his balls at least once, maybe even punched them during some weird shokan bondage roleplay




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04/23/2003 11:21 AM EDT
Actually Scorpion can be killed. Either he came back after that or he was resurrected by Kahn to perform a task. And it was most likely for Kahn to bring him back and get Kitana.

But this is the Movies. In the true MK Games Johnny don't stand a chance against Goro or Scorpion. I'm sure Liu Kang could take on both
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04/23/2003 05:34 PM EDT
Cage killing Scorpion and Goro is totally believable for me and not just because he is my favorite character. Johnny Cage was one very well trained in martial arts he was trained by the best so saying he is all hollywood is ridiculous. But more importantly he is a very smart fighter, what he did with Goro was ingenius he fought brain over brawn and by the way if you watch closely Goro didn't hit Johnny once so he was the only character in any of the movies to have a flawless victory. And once again Cage outsmarted Scorpion he used the envirment around him to win like the shield thing and the spear, once again brain over brawn.

So I think Cage could easily beat Scorpion and Goro.
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04/23/2003 06:28 PM EDT
Cage didn't get a flawless victory agaisn't Goro, because he hurt his hand.
And he couldn't easily beat Scorpion, as u could see. He didn't. And he shouldnt even have beaten him, since Scorpion just kicks total ass. He's a ninja. Not some fighter 'trained by teh best'. He would've broken Cage's neck.
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04/23/2003 08:18 PM EDT
Yeah, and if game Cage had got as many hits as Scorpion gave him, he would be near death. Cage got lucky 'cause Scorpion accidently performed a mercy on Cage. wink
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04/23/2003 08:50 PM EDT
but Scorpion didn't train Cage so Cage wasn't trained by the best
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04/25/2003 06:44 AM EDT

mister_satan666 Wrote:
but Scorpion didn't train Cage so Cage wasn't trained by the best

LOL,great point! BTW,your sig is just freakin' hilarious!
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04/26/2003 11:42 PM EDT

mister_satan666 Wrote:
and lets assume all his wives are shokan, hrmm thats 7 wives * 4 arms =28 hands

now thats roughly 4 fingers per hand, so 28*4=112 fingers


and he lived for several centuries, i think he was well over 1000, but we will just say that he had his wives for 800 years, so thats 365 days(assuming outworld years are the same length as earth years)*800=292000 days

so with 7 wives, each having 112 fingers and being with them for 292000 nights, i expect that one of them fondled his balls at least once, maybe even punched them during some weird shokan bondage roleplay






I think Gee Dubya would call that "fuzzy math." LOL

Yeah, but not like how Cage punched him. Cage punched him with the power of the wave (the chi) and his wives would just punch him with lust.

Dudes, didn't you hear what Raiden said? "Goro can be killed. His power can be defeated by mortal men and women." Cage is no amateur, he kicks @zz ^_^
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05/03/2003 11:28 AM EDT

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Cage killing Scorpion and Goro is totally believable for me and not just because he is my favorite character. Johnny Cage was one very well trained in martial arts he was trained by the best so saying he is all hollywood is ridiculous. But more importantly he is a very smart fighter, what he did with Goro was ingenius he fought brain over brawn and by the way if you watch closely Goro didn't hit Johnny once so he was the only character in any of the movies to have a flawless victory. And once again Cage outsmarted Scorpion he used the envirment around him to win like the shield thing and the spear, once again brain over brawn.

So I think Cage could easily beat Scorpion and Goro.


Well said! I totally agree. The way JohnnyCage 5 up there explained how Cage fought muscle with mind is very true.

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05/03/2003 03:55 PM EDT
Cage is really cool in the first movie! im glad him killed them. Also i was wondoring if he killed scorpion in the first one how did he come back in the second one?
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05/04/2003 07:24 PM EDT
Okay. Cage killed Scorpion by slicing the top 1/3 of his head off. That will kill most things.

Goro got drop kicked off a cliff. Doesn't matter if your 8 feet tall and have 4 arms, getting kicked when you don't expect it will make you stumble. And it doesn't help when you've just got punched in your groin. That ruins concentration.

Scorpion is a spectre, so he could come back.
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05/05/2003 10:27 AM EDT
Godzilla, the thing is, Cage should've died before even getting to the spear and shield. Scorpion's a ninja. An undead ninja. With surreal powers.
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05/05/2003 04:47 PM EDT

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Godzilla, the thing is, Cage should've died before even getting to the spear and shield. Scorpion's a ninja. An undead ninja. With surreal powers.


So what if he is a ninja? Remember, any mortal can beat any other mortal or creature, dosent matter how great their powers are, or how strong they are, they CAN be beated (Raydens words, he said some shit like that). Dosent matter if Scopion is a Ultrapowerfull ninja with deadly powers, he CAN be beated, by anyone, in anyplace, and in anyway...same with Goro or the other things.
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05/06/2003 07:13 AM EDT
Cage was losing the battle against scorpion, he got kicked to the ground and luckely found something to hide behind and something to throw with, i would have liked to see how the battle ended if cage didn't hide behind some woosy shield, and would have fought like a true warrior.

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05/06/2003 05:12 PM EDT

ScorpionsBrother Wrote:
Cage was losing the battle against scorpion, he got kicked to the ground and luckely found something to hide behind and something to throw with, i would have liked to see how the battle ended if cage didn't hide behind some woosy shield, and would have fought like a true warrior.



Actually, its pretty fair. I mean, he FOUGHT against an spectre who suddenly turned his head into a deadly skull that throws fire to burn his victims to death, plus adding to his favor a long almost infinite deadly monster spear long and fast enough to kill U. So, Scorpion never fought as what U call a "true warrior". He used his powers, a true warrior would only had used his fighting skills habilities. Cage just defended with a "thing" he found. So, the fight was pretty fair, and Scorpion got killed.
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05/06/2003 05:53 PM EDT
Yeah that is pretty funny He kills Scorpion and Goro but dies like that in MKA. HE HE
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