Yeah that was pretty bad,but it's probably,''That's my Animality,do you like it?".Something about that line makes me want to eat a tapeworm.

thats me and my friends inside joke ill just walk up to him and be like''its my animality'' and ill say it just like he does

im gonna have to go with the scene where shao kahn stomped on liu kang while he was down and several seconds after he finished he was still grunting like an ape with rabies. that sort of crap makes me wanna give birth to a hornets nest.

hahahahah LOL!!!!!!!!!!! thats funny as hell.that line is pretty stupid

what about when they earthrealm warriors find out jaid had decieved them she comes up with a line like

" It was ssooooooooooooooo eassssssssy" (oriental accent)

That makes me want to rub my teeth up and down a raw peice of sandpaper

Not so much a quote but does Sonya hang out with like some Losers in High School?

Cage:Im in strange enviromment Im completely unprepaired and Im surrounded by people who probalbly want to kick my ass... Its like being back in high school.

Jax:Pulss himself loose with the metal arms: woo-hoo yeah, wish I had these babies back in high school.

Sonya: your gonna wish you were back in high school.

WHY THEY HELL DO THEY TALK ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL? CHEESIEST DIALOG EVER.

I think it was when Sindel said to Kitana.

"You would hit your own mother" or something like that. It sounded so stupid and retarded.

The small dialogue between Rayden and Shao Kahn was so HORRIBLY delivered by James Remar.

Rayden (smiling): As long as I hold the power Kahn. You will never rule this world.

Shao Kahn: AS LONG, AS THE POH-TAL REMAINS OOOOPEN, YOUR WORLD BECOMES MY WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

And then Rayden frowns, like Kahn made an awesome comeback. That was pretty stupid.

What about Shinnok? ''Tell meah....deedjoo meike Rrayden behg forr hish life be-forr you deshtroyed heem?''

Love the accents you added...

"Chosen one." Everytime somebody says that I want to punch them in the mouth. Really its like they got paid a quarter everytime they said it.

Below, there are five lines, two of them are false, three were in the films; can you guess which?



Shao Kahn: "PREPARRRRRE FOR FI-NAL BATTULLLL"

or

Jax: "Mmmm. You do look good in mud." (to Sonya)


or


Scorpion: "SUCKERS!"

also...


Shao Kahn's threat to Kano: "Yo, dude, if you fail again, I'll pull moonies at your rottweiller and decapitate your cat in tha ghetto!"

and...

Scorpion to Johnny Cage: "Hey, GoldenBoy, you suck so bad, even I've won more Oscars than you! Get Over Here!"

ooooohhhhh looks like i just arrived at the national player haters ball.
mind if i join in?

now OPTION, your the kinda guy id never wanna fight, cuz you probably wear underwear with dick holes in them

haha

now if you excuse me i got to go and put some more water in yo momma's dish

so you can go back to stunt doublin for gay pornos or whatever it is you do

by the way......

best quote ever "I AM THE CHOSEN ONE"

Im gonna put it plain and simple:

ANYTHING SAID IN MORTAL KOMBAT ANNIAHLATION is the worst line ever said in a mortal kombat movie!

Ok, you guys have covered all of MKA's beauties, so I'm gonna go for a quote that just pisses me off everytime I watch the first movie these days...

"Flawless Victory"

Only because they use it when it ISN'T even a flawless victory

At least twice (maybe thrice) it is used when it obviously wasn't Flawless, once by Shang Tsung I think after Goro beats Art Lean, and again after Liu Kang knocks Shang Tsung onto the Pit spikes, after their long final battle. Whenever I see that last one, I always think - "just say FATALITY"

Anyways, I know it's a bit different than the others listed here, but imo no less annoying...

(At least they got it right after Sub Zero froze the fighter in the demonstration)

Earth was created in seven days, so true it should be destroy
shao khan

Raiden : Unless we stop Shao Kahn the two worlds will merge, think of it as hell on earth.

(later in the movies)

Sonya to Jax: Outworld and earth are merging, Its like hell on earth Jax.

creative

Player Haters Ball huh? That was a pretty bad thing you said about my coat pitbull, its made from ya mothas pubic hair. Silky Johnson for callin in a bomb threat to the special olympics

I cant remeber the exact line but something jax said about "Mr. Ed" (referring to Motaro)

lol Hells_God, you know whats up

hate! hate! hate! hate! hate!

.....and in case ya'll didnt know , that was Beautiful speakin, who on the weekends does stunts for Little Richard and gay movies

"I trust one person on this planet jaxk, and you're talkin to her" eugh terrible terrible attempt at sounding tough

"nice look but i'd lose the wall" such wit eh?

and any drivel that escaped talisa sotos mouth.

LMAO, I just love the IT WAS SOOOOOOOO EASY line from jade in MKA.

I watched the first movie the other day fr the first time, even though iv'e seen MKA plenty. Anyway, i just knew during Johnnys fight with scorp when he jumped onto a high platform in the netherealm that scorp was gunna say GET DOW HERE!. And they did, and it was the dumbest sounding thing ever.
I could picture the actors laughing their ass off during that shoot.

Maybe not the worst, but the most STUPID.......

"I am Shao Kahn's brother"

Gimme a break!

"Don't underestimate the power of the human spirit!"- Shinnok.

Then again, anything Shinnok says or does is pure crap. Though MKA Shinnok is the only character in the history of MK worse than MK4 Shinnok. And yes, I'm including Mokap.

The whole conversation between Shao Kahn and the other bad guy. it starts something like:

"Tell me, did you make raiden beg for his life before destroying him?"

It gets worse from then on. And then Shoa Kahn walks into the next scene and repeats it. NOONE IN THAT MOVIE BEGS FOR THERE LIFE. I DOUBT ANY WOULD.

Imagine Scorpion begging for his life: DONT KILL ME... AGAIN