Lets be MK9 Raiden for a day.
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Lets be MK9 Raiden for a day.
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posted03/23/2011 04:16 PM (UTC)by

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As we all know, Mortal Kombat 9 is going to be a great add to the franchise that is MK. Going back to it's roots, a re-visioning of the original story with new plots and twists and also, a look at what we have never seen in the Original 3 Mortal Kombat games in full 3D detailing.
No more palette swapped characters, original moves and costumes for everyone. The game seems almost perfect to some, doesn't it?
But then there is the fact that, well. Raiden is kind of fucking everything up. Raiden... oh, lets discuss him.
He has no idea what is going on. Strange visions are occurring in his head during the first tournament which is making him believe he needs to make drastic. And I mean. DRASTIC. Changes in the Mortal Kombat Universe to prevent Armageddon. For the sake of those who have not spoiled the game for themselves yet, I will not mention any of those changes and I strongly hope posters in this thread will follow that rule, too.
Now lets say this, say you had the chance to re-tell the story, be in Raiden's thunder-godly shoes/little footies and can change whatever you'd like to change about the story and lure of Mortal Kombat. I would like to know what you would do differently, what you might keep the same, what you would add and what you would dispose of?
So yeah, what direction would you take this game in? Lets make it interesting! I'm looking forward to everyones ideas!
-Travis.
No more palette swapped characters, original moves and costumes for everyone. The game seems almost perfect to some, doesn't it?
But then there is the fact that, well. Raiden is kind of fucking everything up. Raiden... oh, lets discuss him.
He has no idea what is going on. Strange visions are occurring in his head during the first tournament which is making him believe he needs to make drastic. And I mean. DRASTIC. Changes in the Mortal Kombat Universe to prevent Armageddon. For the sake of those who have not spoiled the game for themselves yet, I will not mention any of those changes and I strongly hope posters in this thread will follow that rule, too.
Now lets say this, say you had the chance to re-tell the story, be in Raiden's thunder-godly shoes/little footies and can change whatever you'd like to change about the story and lure of Mortal Kombat. I would like to know what you would do differently, what you might keep the same, what you would add and what you would dispose of?
So yeah, what direction would you take this game in? Lets make it interesting! I'm looking forward to everyones ideas!
-Travis.
I'd just zap people left and right until they got their shit in order and fucked off.
"Hey, hey Kahn."
"Yeah?"
ZAP
"Ouch, what was that for?"
"Because it stops you from doing whatever makes Armageddon come about, that's what. Now fuck off and don't let me catch you being evil again, you spandex wearing freak!"
And it goes like that to every other character. Gets them in order. Prevents Armageddon from happening in a non-Mortal Kombat fight... But of course that would be kind of lame, but who doesn't want to see Raiden go-happy with zapping people? Kinda like Peter in his one-jumpsuit.
"Hey, hey Kahn."
"Yeah?"
ZAP
"Ouch, what was that for?"
"Because it stops you from doing whatever makes Armageddon come about, that's what. Now fuck off and don't let me catch you being evil again, you spandex wearing freak!"
And it goes like that to every other character. Gets them in order. Prevents Armageddon from happening in a non-Mortal Kombat fight... But of course that would be kind of lame, but who doesn't want to see Raiden go-happy with zapping people? Kinda like Peter in his one-jumpsuit.


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Just give Kahn Earthrrealm.
Seems like he runs Outworld smooth enough. How bad could it be?
Seems like he runs Outworld smooth enough. How bad could it be?
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It's funny, just the other day I was thinking of making my own fan submission about this. I don't know what to do. lol
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I would pretty much go about business as usual, but wouldn't take the promotion to Elder God after MK4. No promotion to Elder God status would mean that Raiden could save Liu Kang from the Deadly Alliance. Oh, and I would save Goro from Noob Saibot's attack during DA as well. The Deadly Alliance would be fucked if Goro and Liu Kang were on the side of the good guys during that point in time.
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Goro was never really evil, he was just doing what would help his people most. After Shao Kahn got his ass kicked in MK3, Goro took advantage of that and sided with Kitana during MK4. Goro became a good guy, allied with the Edenians, signed a peace treaty with the Centaurs, and settled the score with Kung Lao. During Deadly Alliance he and Kitana were trying to eliminate the threat of Shao Kahn once and for all, but Goro was attacked from behind by Noob Saibot. Goro then went back to Kahn's side because Shao Kahn promised to heal Goro if he would help him return to power.
Icebaby Wrote:
I'd just zap people left and right until they got their shit in order and fucked off.
"Hey, hey Kahn."
"Yeah?"
ZAP
"Ouch, what was that for?"
"Because it stops you from doing whatever makes Armageddon come about, that's what. Now fuck off and don't let me catch you being evil again, you spandex wearing freak!"
And it goes like that to every other character. Gets them in order. Prevents Armageddon from happening in a non-Mortal Kombat fight... But of course that would be kind of lame, but who doesn't want to see Raiden go-happy with zapping people? Kinda like Peter in his one-jumpsuit.
I'd just zap people left and right until they got their shit in order and fucked off.
"Hey, hey Kahn."
"Yeah?"
ZAP
"Ouch, what was that for?"
"Because it stops you from doing whatever makes Armageddon come about, that's what. Now fuck off and don't let me catch you being evil again, you spandex wearing freak!"
And it goes like that to every other character. Gets them in order. Prevents Armageddon from happening in a non-Mortal Kombat fight... But of course that would be kind of lame, but who doesn't want to see Raiden go-happy with zapping people? Kinda like Peter in his one-jumpsuit.
Ha ha, I like this outcome. Also, I just saw that episode of Family Guy, so this has a strong connection in my head.
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TheAdder Wrote:
I think you are forgetting, Gorozilla, that all Raiden has to go on are random head pictures and three words.
So yeah, with that info, were I Raiden, I'd probably fuck up royally too. Probably not in the same way, but still.
I think you are forgetting, Gorozilla, that all Raiden has to go on are random head pictures and three words.
So yeah, with that info, were I Raiden, I'd probably fuck up royally too. Probably not in the same way, but still.
Haven't read the spoilers, I don't really know what kind of visions he's getting.
One day in Earthrealm, the God of Thunder, Raiden, sits alone in his crummy apartment watching a program on television. He suddenly receives a mental message from someone claiming to be he himself, but of the future. Raiden is then convinced he must do everything in his power to prevent the horrible future that would come...but he must first finish watching television.
*Raiden suddenly hears a knocking on his door*
Raiden: WHAT?!
*He answers the door to find a cute little girl scout trying to sell him cookies*
Girl Scout: Hello sir! Would you like to-
Raiden: WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE YOU SCREW EVERYTHING AND CAUSE ARMAGEDDON?!
Girl Scout: *frightened, begins to cry* I'm sorry, sir! I didn't mean to-
Raiden: YES YOU DID YOU LITTLE BITCH! THUNDER TAKE YOU!!!
*Raiden then performs a fatality on the poor child. The local authorities are eventually called. They arrive on the scene, engage Raiden in a brief scuffle, and arrest him. He is eventually tried in court, and was sentenced to (eternal) life in prison. Thus, he is incapable of preventing Armageddon.*
And so it seems the message from the future all but did worse, turning Raiden into a psycho, and giving Kahn no one to battle at the end of Armageddon.
THE END
*Raiden suddenly hears a knocking on his door*
Raiden: WHAT?!
*He answers the door to find a cute little girl scout trying to sell him cookies*
Girl Scout: Hello sir! Would you like to-
Raiden: WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE YOU SCREW EVERYTHING AND CAUSE ARMAGEDDON?!
Girl Scout: *frightened, begins to cry* I'm sorry, sir! I didn't mean to-
Raiden: YES YOU DID YOU LITTLE BITCH! THUNDER TAKE YOU!!!
*Raiden then performs a fatality on the poor child. The local authorities are eventually called. They arrive on the scene, engage Raiden in a brief scuffle, and arrest him. He is eventually tried in court, and was sentenced to (eternal) life in prison. Thus, he is incapable of preventing Armageddon.*
And so it seems the message from the future all but did worse, turning Raiden into a psycho, and giving Kahn no one to battle at the end of Armageddon.
THE END


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If I was Raiden?
Guys, gather round. I just wanted to say;
Quit dressing so similar.
Quan Chi killed your family and clan.
He gave you a fake amulet.
Kahn destroyed Zaterra.
Likes the horses better.
He killed your father and drove your mother to suicide.
Shang's gonna clone you.
It's gonna be awesome.
Your clan are gonna turn you into walking microwaves.
You don't get too attached to that handsome face.
Liu Kang's the champion, stop being such a little bitch and deal with it.
Move-stealer.
Shit costume.
Sonya's jugs are bigger.
*ahem*
Guys, gather round. I just wanted to say;
Quit dressing so similar.
Quan Chi killed your family and clan.
He gave you a fake amulet.
Kahn destroyed Zaterra.
Likes the horses better.
He killed your father and drove your mother to suicide.
Shang's gonna clone you.
It's gonna be awesome.
Your clan are gonna turn you into walking microwaves.
You don't get too attached to that handsome face.
Liu Kang's the champion, stop being such a little bitch and deal with it.
Move-stealer.
Shit costume.
Sonya's jugs are bigger.
*ahem*

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Keith Wrote:
If I was Raiden?
Guys, gather round. I just wanted to say;
Quit dressing so similar.
Quan Chi killed your family and clan.
He gave you a fake amulet.
Kahn destroyed Zaterra.
Likes the horses better.
He killed your father and drove your mother to suicide.
Shang's gonna clone you.
It's gonna be awesome.
Your clan are gonna turn you into walking microwaves.
You don't get too attached to that handsome face.
Liu Kang's the champion, stop being such a little bitch and deal with it.
Move-stealer.
Shit costume.
Sonya's jugs are bigger.
*ahem*
If I was Raiden?
Guys, gather round. I just wanted to say;
Quit dressing so similar.
Quan Chi killed your family and clan.
He gave you a fake amulet.
Kahn destroyed Zaterra.
Likes the horses better.
He killed your father and drove your mother to suicide.
Shang's gonna clone you.
It's gonna be awesome.
Your clan are gonna turn you into walking microwaves.
You don't get too attached to that handsome face.
Liu Kang's the champion, stop being such a little bitch and deal with it.
Move-stealer.
Shit costume.
Sonya's jugs are bigger.
*ahem*

Holy shit that is frikkin hilarious!

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If I could be Raiden?
Raiden: Hey bitch, you ready for some hot god dick?
Sonya: Heh, no.
And then I would fly away.
Raiden: Hey bitch, you ready for some hot god dick?
Sonya: Heh, no.
And then I would fly away.

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Keith Wrote:
Move-stealer.
Shit costume.
Sonya's jugs are bigger.
Move-stealer.
Shit costume.
Sonya's jugs are bigger.
Who are these aimed at?
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RocketBoy Wrote:
Who are these aimed at?
Keith Wrote:
Move-stealer.
Shit costume.
Sonya's jugs are bigger.
Move-stealer.
Shit costume.
Sonya's jugs are bigger.
Who are these aimed at?
Name all of them, just for the unintiated.
Keith Wrote:
If I was Raiden?
Guys, gather round. I just wanted to say;
Quit dressing so similar.
Quan Chi killed your family and clan.
He gave you a fake amulet.
Kahn destroyed Zaterra.
Likes the horses better.
He killed your father and drove your mother to suicide.
Shang's gonna clone you.
It's gonna be awesome.
Your clan are gonna turn you into walking microwaves.
You don't get too attached to that handsome face.
Liu Kang's the champion, stop being such a little bitch and deal with it.
Move-stealer.
Shit costume.
Sonya's jugs are bigger.
*ahem*
If I was Raiden?
Guys, gather round. I just wanted to say;
Quit dressing so similar.
Quan Chi killed your family and clan.
He gave you a fake amulet.
Kahn destroyed Zaterra.
Likes the horses better.
He killed your father and drove your mother to suicide.
Shang's gonna clone you.
It's gonna be awesome.
Your clan are gonna turn you into walking microwaves.
You don't get too attached to that handsome face.
Liu Kang's the champion, stop being such a little bitch and deal with it.
Move-stealer.
Shit costume.
Sonya's jugs are bigger.
*ahem*

So basically he just SPOILERED everyone's lives and then went home? What a TROLL!!!

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NS922 Wrote:
One day in Earthrealm, the God of Thunder, Raiden, sits alone in his crummy apartment watching a program on television. He suddenly receives a mental message from someone claiming to be he himself, but of the future. Raiden is then convinced he must do everything in his power to prevent the horrible future that would come...but he must first finish watching television.
*Raiden suddenly hears a knocking on his door*
Raiden: WHAT?!
*He answers the door to find a cute little girl scout trying to sell him cookies*
Girl Scout: Hello sir! Would you like to-
Raiden: WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE YOU SCREW EVERYTHING AND CAUSE ARMAGEDDON?!
Girl Scout: *frightened, begins to cry* I'm sorry, sir! I didn't mean to-
Raiden: YES YOU DID YOU LITTLE BITCH! THUNDER TAKE YOU!!!
*Raiden then performs a fatality on the poor child. The local authorities are eventually called. They arrive on the scene, engage Raiden in a brief scuffle, and arrest him. He is eventually tried in court, and was sentenced to (eternal) life in prison. Thus, he is incapable of preventing Armageddon.*
And so it seems the message from the future all but did worse, turning Raiden into a psycho, and giving Kahn no one to battle at the end of Armageddon.
THE END
One day in Earthrealm, the God of Thunder, Raiden, sits alone in his crummy apartment watching a program on television. He suddenly receives a mental message from someone claiming to be he himself, but of the future. Raiden is then convinced he must do everything in his power to prevent the horrible future that would come...but he must first finish watching television.
*Raiden suddenly hears a knocking on his door*
Raiden: WHAT?!
*He answers the door to find a cute little girl scout trying to sell him cookies*
Girl Scout: Hello sir! Would you like to-
Raiden: WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE YOU SCREW EVERYTHING AND CAUSE ARMAGEDDON?!
Girl Scout: *frightened, begins to cry* I'm sorry, sir! I didn't mean to-
Raiden: YES YOU DID YOU LITTLE BITCH! THUNDER TAKE YOU!!!
*Raiden then performs a fatality on the poor child. The local authorities are eventually called. They arrive on the scene, engage Raiden in a brief scuffle, and arrest him. He is eventually tried in court, and was sentenced to (eternal) life in prison. Thus, he is incapable of preventing Armageddon.*
And so it seems the message from the future all but did worse, turning Raiden into a psycho, and giving Kahn no one to battle at the end of Armageddon.
THE END
Oh my God. So much win in that post. Sheen would be jealous.

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I'd go forward to when I didn't have this sinus shit going haywire. >:(
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