Johnny Cage: Trying out for a role in the new Twilight movie, wish me luck guys!!
--> Blaze: Johnny, you flaming homo!
--> Nightwolf: I know, right? Come on Cage... Werewolves my ass!
--> Nitara: And what kind of vampires sparkle in the sun?
--> Shujinko: Omg dont get me started on Bella, such a whiney bitch. When will she realise that no one likes her?
--> Meat: Yeah, what a waste of space!
--> Bo Rai Cho: Plus that Stephanie Myer is a fat bitch anyway!

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Shinnok: A soul sucking meatball that explodes would be perfect! That'll teach him to put drugs in my popcorn! I made a complete ass out of myself yesterday!

Shao Kahn likes this.

Mileena absolutely loves how Kitana is in chains and is given a terrible costume, puts her in her place.

Kitana: I look like that?! I hate you so much, Ed Boon!

Liu Kang: Just got done nailing Kitana. Next up, Kung Fu movie marathon then off to bed.

----->Shao Kahn: that's kool...but did you FINISH HER?

----->Liu Kang: OF COURSE I DID!!!...at least I think so.

----->Jax: She was fakin it dude...

----->Kai: BWAHAHHAHAHAH!!!! I'm guessing Kitana was too much for Liu's 3 inches

------>Dairou: Aww, go easy on him guys. He's Asian its not his fault. Not everyone can be well endowed like us.

------>Cyrax: word

------>Liu Kang: SHUT UP!!! JUST EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Noob Saibot became a fan of The Brotherhood of Shadow
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Smoke likes this.
Sub-Zero Come on Smoke, that's not cool!
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Noob Saibot Sorry little Subby, Smoke only serves me now.
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Sub-Zero STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!
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Shao Kahn became a fan of Outworld
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Reptile and Baraka like this.
Onaga ...dick...
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Quan Chi Ugh, rough day...Shinnok won't stop bothering me about his amulet.
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Scorpion I think Shinnok should be the least of your worries right now Quan Chi...
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Quan Chi Come on Scorpion, not today, just...not today...
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