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@OptimusGrime

•06/27/2010 09:21 AM (UTC) •

Batman: I had a real good time hanging out with you guys. Hope we can do it again in the near future.

MyQueenSindel

@MyQueenSindel

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•06/27/2010 08:31 PM (UTC) •

OptimusGrime Wrote:
Batman: I had a real good time hanging out with you guys. Hope we can do it again in the near future.

Private Message between Mileena and Jade:

Mileena: June 26 at 14:25
Did you see what Batman posted on his wall? He's such a fucking toolshed, he doesn't get the hint that he almost costed all of us our careers

Jade: June 26 at 17:34
I know right? Is he really that fucking oblivious or does he really think we ever wanted him in the game?

Mileena: June 26 at 17:39
Scorpion and Sub-Zero wanted him in. They knew they were going to make the cut anyway and they saw him as an opportunity to reach out to DC fans. Yes, they are that FUCKING stupid. Most fans don't even realize that Scorpion and Sub-Zero are like the celebrities you meet that feel they're too good for you.

Jade: June 26 at 17:42
Remember when me and Sub-Zero used to be friends during the Ultimate MK3 era? Then he stopped talking to me when MK4 came out because I didn't make the cut? He felt that he was too cool to talk to someone who started out as a secret character, and yet he talks to Smoke.

Mileena: June 26 at 17:45
It's not that you were a secret character, its that you were new and you had potential, but again Mkdway tossed you aside because they wanted "new faces". Sub-Zero did the same thing to me and Kitana back in MK2. We didn't make the cut in MK3 and he felt that he was suddenly too cool for us. Of course now he talks to Kitana, because SHE is cool enough for him. He and Scorpion only talks to the popular characters and it's fucking pathetic the way they just buy into it.

Jade: June 26 at 17:56
Yeah, them two, Kung Lao, Kitana, Sonya, Raiden, Jax, Reptile, and Kano. It's funny, remember when they used to talk to Liu Kang and few years back? And then they dropped him like a hot potato just because he wasn't as popular anymore? Hey, I told Liu, don't hang around that crowd, they don't really like you for who you are, but did he listen? Nope. And now he's all alone, the douche bag.

Mileena: June 26 at 18:02
Serves him right. What really pisses me off is Kitana and Sonya. Remember before the release of MK Armageddon, all the females wanted to go out to the Sterling Pub to celebrate, but Sonya was like, "Oh sorry, us real characters are going on a trip of our own." I'm like, "What the fuck is that supposed to mean?" and Kitana said, "Ugh, you guys know that that the only reason you made the cut is because ALL of the characters are gonna be in the game right?" And when the MKvsDC roster was announced, she was like, "I told you you weren't Mortal Kombat material." Dude, what the fuck.

Jade: June 26 at 18:07
Well we're back now, so she can suck it.

Mileena: June 26 at 18:14
That's not the point, it's that she thinks she's better than us. I arrived at the same exact time as her and actually have character potential. Who the fuck does she think she is?

Jade: June 26 at 18:16
Well you were the female mascot of Mortal Kombat Deception.

Mileena: June 26 at 18:20
Yeah, that's right, she was never te female mascot of anything.

Jade: June 26 at 18:23
Yeah..... wanna go to the pub?

Mileena: June 26 at 18:24
Sure. Text me later.

hjs-Q

@hjs-Q

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I Rock

•06/27/2010 09:09 PM (UTC) •

Taven and Deagon are now friends

JadedReign

@JadedReign

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•06/27/2010 09:11 PM (UTC) •

This is good stuff, guys. XD

ServantToMileena

@ServantToMileena

•06/27/2010 09:15 PM (UTC) •

Chameleon is upset that he won't ever be returning in another game, according to Boon.

Sub Zero: Well, you are considered a shitty character by most fans, the least he could do is flush you with the rest of the turds.

Hsu Hao: What's that supposed to mean?

Sub Zero: It means people don't want you back in the game, now quit stinking up the place and face the bitter truth. You both suck and won't be back, no one wants you.

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Jeremiah 29:11

•06/27/2010 10:21 PM (UTC) •

Hsu Hao: I guess I should just get it over with and hara-kiri already...
[Smoke and 115 others like this.]
Smoke Let me know if you need my help! ________________________________________________________________ Sub-Zero: Sorry about my last status update. It was my brother... =/ Scorpion Yeah, I've heard THAT one before...

themasterab

@themasterab

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Cage always wins, and in MK u will be Caged!

•06/27/2010 10:57 PM (UTC) •

Johnny Cage: I looked totally awesome in the new trailer for Mk of course and everybody I know loved it =)

Sub-Zero: Yeah I looked pretty awesome stabbing that ice sword through ur chest.

Johnny Cage: hey hey hey hey! That was jst the creators showing off our awesome skills but its cool its cool least I didnt get a fatality done on me in the end HA!, I been talking with sum of the guys and well everybody is wondering why Nightwolf in the trailer? out of all the Characters I mean Nightwolf I mean really wtf?

Sub-Zero: I know right...Instead of me being the one being done the fatality on that nobody saw the ending to the trailer (thank god) it should of totally been Nightwolf.

Scorpion: No Sub-Zero it should of been ur sorry ass. I wasnt even in the trailer!

Sub-Zero: Thats cause U officially suck! see they knew everybody loves me and im like the biggest celebrity ever!

Nightwolf: Why did it have to be me?

Sub-Zero: Cause u suck u MK3 piece of trash now get outta here

Johnny Cage: Ohhhhh Nightwolf jst got Caged. Hey Nightwolf you need sum ice for that burn?

Scorpion: Yeah but I did the fatality on ur ass in one of the demos subby whos the biggest celebrity now?

Sub-Zero: Ur mom was the biggest celebrity last night scorpion in my bed! that b***h took up the whole damn bed!

Scorpion: Oh its on u B***h

m0s3pH

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Signature and avatar by ThePredator151

•06/27/2010 11:04 PM (UTC) •

Most of the posts in this thread are pure gold.

Here's mine:

Ermac Heading over to that new spa in Outworld! We need a massage to soothe our souls.
-> Ermac and thousands of others like this.

MyQueenSindel

@MyQueenSindel

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•06/27/2010 11:59 PM (UTC) •

ServantToMileena Wrote:
the least he could do is flush you with the rest of the turds.

Ahahahaahahaaa!!

m0s3pH Wrote:

-> Ermac and thousands of others like this.

AhaHAAHAHHAahahhaAhA!!! XD XD

BecomingDeath13

@BecomingDeath13

•06/29/2010 12:48 AM (UTC) •

Sindel- Anyone like tokio hotel?
_Jade- Not really? why would you even ask anyone that?
_Sindel- because i like their song scream
_Sonya-...... I figured that was coming -_-
_Bo Rai` Cho- Do they have any songs about farts?
_Scorpion- Bo, the last thing we need is the reminder of your horrific fartality in Deception. In fact, you were the only character that had the same two fucking finishers with a minor difference. Alcohol Breathe/Rancid fart... Do us all a favor fat ass and especially for my sake. I'm the only flame spitting corpse burning fighter here. Lets keep it that way

Sektor- Domo Arigoto Mr. Roboto
_Cyrax Shut it before i temporarily stun you with my big green net.
_Smoke(Cyborg)- Cyrax your moves blow. The only cool thing you had was the saw blade that shot out of your chest plate.
_Cyrax- I can teleport
_Sektor- Yeah, I can too dipshit.
_Smoke- *Dances* Domo... Domo.
_Secktor- *Joins in the dancing*
_Sub-Zero- Ugh wtf???? I'm thinking about going back and getting changed into a cyborg... It's obvious the Lin Kuei made a huge mistake with you three. I should kill you all where you stand and become the ELITE cyborg.

lcmason

@lcmason

•06/29/2010 01:35 AM (UTC) •

Kitana is no longer listed as in a relationship.
9 minutes ago - comment - like

Mileena likes this.

Kitana is now in a relationship with Liu Kang
5 minutes ago - comment - like

Mileena Pussy.
4 minutes ago.

sss133

@sss133

•06/29/2010 05:43 AM (UTC) •

Shang Tsung accidently posts this on Shao kahns wall thinking its a private msg

Shang Tsung: Hey boss did u see the irony of that simpsons episode last night how homer has the voices of Marge and Lenny going Dental Plan/Lisa needs braces?

Shao Kahn: LMFAO but no i had to spend the dental plan money on our plan to resurect my queen!!

Shang Tsung: And u know the funny thing she left you after a week!!!

Shao Kahn; Yes women these days I gave her her life and I still kan't please her

Mileena: You could have fixed me......... I fucking hate you!!

Kitana likes this

Kitana: DW sis at least Baraka still thinks you hot

BecomingDeath13

@BecomingDeath13

•06/29/2010 08:17 AM (UTC) •

lcmason Wrote:
Kitana is no longer listed as in a relationship.
9 minutes ago - comment - like

Mileena likes this.

Kitana is now in a relationship with Liu Kang
5 minutes ago - comment - like

Mileena Pussy.
4 minutes ago.

OMG... I laughed so hard at this one!!

MK176

@MK176

•06/29/2010 03:14 PM (UTC) •

Batman: I just wish we could all get along like we used to in MK vs. DC. I wish that I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles and we'd all eat and be happy.
4 minutes ago · Comment · Like

Scorpion: HE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!!!
3 minutes ago · Like

Raiden: Are you even in MK9?
2 minutes ago · Like

Batman: No, I just have a lot of feelings...
1 minute ago · Like

Raiden: Okay, go home.
a few seconds ago · Like

Umberella

@Umberella

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On the first page of our story,
The future seemed so bright.
But this thing turned out so evil,
I don’t know why I’m still surprised.
Even angels have their wicked schemes,
And you take that to new extremes.
But you’ll always be my hero,
Even though you lost your mind...

•06/29/2010 04:04 PM (UTC) •

Liu Kang became a fan of Bitches who shut up and make their man sandwiches!

Liu Kang is now single.

Kitana > Liu Kang And what, bitch? You a fan of fan to the face?

scorpionpwns

@scorpionpwns

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no one will ever be immortal

•06/29/2010 06:29 PM (UTC) •

MK176 Wrote:
Batman: I just wish we could all get along like we used to in MK vs. DC. I wish that I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles and we'd all eat and be happy.
4 minutes ago · Comment · Like

Scorpion: HE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!!!
3 minutes ago · Like

Raiden: Are you even in MK9?
2 minutes ago · Like

Batman: No, I just have a lot of feelings...
1 minute ago · Like

Raiden: Okay, go home.
a few seconds ago · Like

Isnt that off of mean girls?

MyQueenSindel

@MyQueenSindel

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•06/29/2010 06:38 PM (UTC) •

Umberella Wrote:
Liu Kang became a fan of Bitches who shut up and make their man sandwiches!

Liu Kang is now single.

Kitana > Liu Kang And what, bitch? You a fan of fan to the face?

lmao XD

MK176

@MK176

•06/29/2010 09:32 PM (UTC) •

scorpionpwns Wrote:

Isnt that off of mean girls?

Haha yeah. There was some facebook page that had that conversation except with Harry Potter characters (with a Twilight character as the one that doesn't go there). I just decided to do it with MK characters lol.

And LMAO, this thread is hilarious!

JadedReign

@JadedReign

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•06/30/2010 03:08 AM (UTC) •

Shang Tsung likes green energy.
Ermac, Jade, and Johnny Cage like this.

Liu Kang: I didn't know you cared about the environment.
Shang Tsung: Of course I do, I totally advocate the use of soular power.
Ermac: Works for me.

BradJRice

@BradJRice

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5K62bt6Sw4&feature=player_embedded

•06/30/2010 03:13 AM (UTC) •

JadedReign Wrote:
Shang Tsung likes green energy.
Ermac, Jade, and Johnny Cage like this.

Liu Kang: I didn't know you cared about the environment.
Shang Tsung: Of course I do, I totally advocate the use of soular power.
Ermac: Works for me.

likes this

mabdog

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Click to check out my youtube videos. YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED!

•06/30/2010 04:14 AM (UTC) •

this thread really showcases you guys' humor which is hard to see otherwise sometimes.

A lot of you guys are pretty funny.

Great topic idea by the way.

m0s3pH

@m0s3pH

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Signature and avatar by ThePredator151

•06/30/2010 04:32 AM (UTC) •

Shao Kahn THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY HELMET?!? I SWEAR I WILL KILL THE BASTARD WHO TOOK MY HELMET!!!
->Reiko likes this.

Shang Tsung- What a retard. I refuse to say who I'm referring to.
Onaga- Don't worry, I got it for you since you're obviously too big of a pussy. You're both dumbasses. (Liu Kang and 24 others like this)
Reiko- LOL I TOOK HIS HAMMER TOO!!
Liu Kang- That's nothing. I stole his dignity twice. (Kung Lao likes this)
Johnny Cage- That's a shame, now I'm the only one hammering chicks tonight!
Sonya- Like this comment if you want me to rip his balls off. (Batman likes this)
Sonya- You don't count.

travm013

@travm013

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•06/30/2010 04:35 AM (UTC) •

hahahahaha that was great

scorpionpwns

@scorpionpwns

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no one will ever be immortal

•06/30/2010 04:44 AM (UTC) •

superman is now resistant to magic
a few seconds ago

raiden-fuck!!!!!!!!!!
scorpion and subzero like this

BecomingDeath13

@BecomingDeath13

•06/30/2010 10:34 AM (UTC) •

Sub-zero- Cant get this fucking fire too ignite.
_Bo Rai` Cho- here let me help
*Bo Rai` Cho farts on the camp fire*
_Sub-zero-ahhhhhhh you DICK!
_Scorpion likes this

Noob- hmm, wonder how many more times BecomingDeath13 is gonna get his ass whooped by Dagra Dai on ninja gaiden ll.
_BecomingDeath13- Noob you douche. You try playing it on Mentor. I've still got both stages of the arch fiend and master ninja too go.
_Noob- Only because you dont have the skills you n00b
_Dagra Dai and The Arch Fiend like this

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