LMAO! fun idea.

Jade> Kitana
Your sister is such a slut. Have you seen her new concept art?

Kitana: Ugh, I know. Now I'm gonna have to sexy it up to make the cut.

Jade: You're right, and I will too.

Kitana: I feel like a Kardashian...

Mileena: Ugh, how am I exactly going to fight in this skimpy outfit? I might as well have been naked.

Ed Boon uploaded new picture, NewMK2011Mileena.jpg

Mileena: I should have kept my damn mouth shut.

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Johnny Cage: Like this comment if you think I;m awesome!

(30 Days later)

Be the first one to like this!

Sektor:

Submitted my Tekunin petition to have Sub-Zero removed form this game sompletely. Hoping Boon doesnt drop the ball AGAIN and not give me the Medallion.

Kitana is deciding if she like this new outfit better than the old one.
Kung Lao and Johnny Cage like this

KUNG LAO- I think it looks great, it goes awesome with your eyes!
KITANA- Aw, thanks!
LIU KANG- WTF man, stop hitting on my girl.
KUNG LAO- Relax man, it was just a compliment.
LIU KANG- How about a complementary foot up the ass! I mean it, stop!
KITANA-Please Liu, you're over-reacting!
KUNG LAO- It's okay Kitana. He is still mad about getting his ass kicked by a dude in a red dress.

SHANG TSUNG-It's a cloak you bitch!
LIU KANG- and his pussy ass needed help from Quan Chi

KUNG LAO- OH, my bad. You got beat up by a guy in a red dress AND a half naked man who fancies make up.

LIU KANG-Why don't you and your hipster hat wearing ass come say that to my face!
JOHNNY CAGE- oooo, someone's about to get CAGED! BTW, Kung Lao is right Kitana, that new outfit makes your ass look great!

Kitana-PIG!
Sonya Blade-PIG!
MIleena- Sonya is right Kitana, you do look like a pig.
MOKAP- I have no idea how i ended up in this status, one minute I'm in a recording studio in Chicago and now this!

Baraka: GARARGHAARRR I'll chop ya face! BLARRGARRR! SLOW INTERNETZ! Post new pix MILEENA!!1!1!!!!

Reptile: Ssssssso what doesssss everyone think about my new cossssstume? Sshhhall I posssst picssss?

Scorpion: STFU Reptile you green n00b! You ssssssuck! No one can top my new gear!

Goro: HGY TYFG FGH AASD L DFDFET IO JKHJ KO?? (How am I supposed to type anything, my 6 fingers are huge)

Mileena - Don't I look sexy in this installment or what? Have at me, boys!

Kitana - You're still not as pretty as me...

Mileena - Just as cocky as ever. Is it really a wonder why I want to kill you? It's not because you have a tiny mouth, it's because you're such a conceited bitch!

Jade - Knock it off. Kitana, I know you have better things to be doing right now than pestering your clone. Didn't Sindel ask you to prepare the entertainment for the lesser nobles coming over tonight? Mileena, Kitana and I have both told you about how great Edenian's plastic surgeons are. How else do you think we look like we're in our 20s or 30s when we're really thousands of years old?

Tanya - Jade, I know you're not talking about Mileena's face with your manly ass cheekbones....

Mileena - LOL!

Rain - Whatever, Mileena. I'm the prettiest in purple. The boys are gonna be comin' for me.

Jade - With your swagger and sass, I think they're more likely to come ON you, Rain.

Rain - Whatever works. ^o^

Tanya - Ew! I wash my hair with White Rain. Way to ruin my shampoo for me.

Jade - Tanya, White Rain is cheap. It's not wonder why your hair is so dry and flakey.

Tanya Better than my skin being dry and flakey. You think you'd have more moisturizer, going to that desert all the time. Your elbows and knees are ashy as fuck.

LMAO!!!!

What a fun and original thread! Good job MyQueenSindel.

All the posts are great, but my favorites are definitely the Mileena VS Kitana VS Jade ones. Good job you guys!

PRIVATE MESSAGES: Kitana > Jade

Kitana: Uh, did you see Mileena's new costume? Is it just me or is that girl hitting new lows? What a slut.

Jade: Word.

Kitana: Really, she is such a whore...and Pink really isn't her color. It makes her look fat.

Jade: Totally. She just wants the attention, that fat ass bitch. You know that all she wants is to be better than you.

Kitana: Awwwww, that's so sweet! I love you, girl!

Jade: <3 u too!

Kitana: Best friends for life!

Jade: Always.

PRIVATE MESSAGES: Jade > Mileena

Jade: ....and she said that you are a slut, and a whore, and a bitch and that you look fat and that your fat ass is even fatter than usual.

Mileena: But that is so cruel!!!

Jade: Word.

Mileena: I thought we friends. We are supposed to be "nemesis" only in fiction. I thought we were pals! I mean, I gave her that blue bathing suit for her Birthday! The one she wears ALL the time!

Jade: Totally. She just wants the attention, that horrible hypocrite. You know that ever since MK Deception she has been trying to be better than you.

Mileena: Awwww, that's so sweet! That's why we are best friends Jade!

Jade: Always. <3 u, girl!

MORE LATER

Shang Tsung plays a prank on Kenshi

Kitana - Oh what nice Bandana You have

Kenshi- Who is talking to me im Blind

Kitana - Me Kenshi its Kitana

Kenshi - "Blushes" oh wow She likes me she really likes me

Sheeva - Hey Big Boy

Kenshi - Oh Kitana Damn You can Grab me

Sheeva - ya big Boy You Like This

Kenshi - Wish i could see you im feeling Violated

Shang Tsung - Its Cause you are

Kenshi - Wait What

MK Cast - "Laughs"

Scorpion became a fan of I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!

*Thumbs up* Kung Lao likes this.

Shinnok found a sad Ugly Duckling on their farm. Oh no!

Shinnok was farming when a sad, Ugly Duckling wandered onto their farm in FarmVille. This poor ducky ran away from his old home because the other ducklings made fun of him. He feels very sad and could use a new home.

31 minutes ago via FarmVille · Comment · Like · Adopt the Duckling

Sonya: Cage, for the last time, take down this picture from Facebook. Now. And don't you dare to try to tag me again.

Johnny: Aww, come on baby, you know you love it. *wink wink*

Sonya: If I have to tell you one more time how much I despise that stupid MKDA movie poster you created, honey, I swear I'm going to make sure you never long into Facebook, ever again..

Johnny: Wow, can you actually do that?

Sonya: Try me. I have FULL AUTHORITY!!!

(for anyone who didn't get it, there are references for Johnny's MKDA ending pictures and for Sonya's infamous dialogue in her MKA Konquest scene).

liu kang- im breaking up with u..u no who u r.

kung lao- ur officially the biggest douchebag ever

raiden-now we no wat started armageddon lmao

milenna-likes this

johnny cage-so kitanas open now?

sonya- wat the hell johnny!!!!!!!

jade-call me sometime liu ;)

baraka-been there done that ther bro lol

johnny cage- sonya u never gave it up im moving on and from wat i heard kitana is flexible

kitana- f u kang my life is ruined

SorcerorShang: Work sux, I gotta play matchmaker for my boss and hook him up with his ex-wife...and she's all the way in the spirit realm...he said this is my last shot or i'm fired :( que sera sera...

Shao Kahn likes this.

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Jade is hungry and all the tasty desert animals are hard to find! :(

Sonya Blade lol groooooooss...i'll stick with rations!
KitKatNinja I can't eat uncooked food...too rough for a princess like me
LovelyMileena u need to watch your weight anyway tubby
KitKatNinja LOL just make sure that veil stays on sweetie

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Kano Where we roll tonight, I get off work @ 6:00

BlackDragonKabal Wu Shi Academy, some FINE hoes stay around that spot
KanoLike they'd want your ugly ass
BlackDragonKabal LOL fuck you
Karate-Kobra What they got worth stealing
BlackDragonKabal idk but we can bust some heads and see
Jarek i thought u said you had to work all nite?
Jarek i wanted to go out with u guys but made plans after u said no
Kano I got off early
Kano U can come next time

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Scorpion became a fan of Hell on Earth.

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Wednesday, June 9th 2010

Kung Lao: Hey, dipshit! Filming for the new trailer ended an hour ago! Where the hell were you?!

Scorpion: Aw give me a break! I freakin' slept in!!!

Mileena: LOL!!!

Sub-Zero and 4 others like this.

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Kung Lao became a fan of Rabbit of Caerbannog.

Scorpion became a fan of Chopping, Meat Tenderizing, and Cake Decorating.

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Johnny Cage: Hey Sonya, wanna get "Caged"?

Sonya Blade: Get bent.

Liu Kang and 15 others like this.

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Great and funny thread idea! I'll try to think of some more ideas when they occur to me.

LMAO! 2-faced Jade >:O

All these are hilarious!!

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Hsu Hao: Today I... Aw, what's the use... Nobody really gives a crap.
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---Sub-Zero: Damn straight!

Hornbuckle is PISSED! How does Blaze become a somebody, and I don't?!
3 minutes ago · Comment · Like

Blaze- I sleep with Delia, you sleep with Zebron. That's why.
1 minute ago · Like

Chamelion- You're just not important like us.
a few moments ago · Like

Khamelion- You don't even have a story.
a few moments ago · Like

Meat- Nobody likes you.
a few moments ago · Like

Mokap- You were just a joke character man.
a few moments ago · Like

Hornbuckle- WOW. REALLY? FML....!
a few moments ago · Like

damn straight lmao thats is freakin hilarious

Bo Rai Cho: Today I ran naked through a field of daffodils.

Raiden and 57 others really don't like this.

Mileena- I'm thinking of going too the dentist
Baraka- If anyone needs dental work its you girl
Johnny Cage- Baraka, what are you talking about? I'd hit that.
Shao Kahn- haha Cage, You will never win!
Mileena- You guys frickin suck.
Reptile- If they were gonna recast for the grinch I figured i was a shooin. You should pick Mileena though. She's got the acting portion down

Johnny Cage is loving his new tat!
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Kung Lao is applying an ice pack to his balls
Johnny Cage Likes this.

Johnny Cage: HAHA eat it Lao!

King Lao: oh yeah? I'm gonna pull out my hat and we'll see how YOU like it captain cock punch...
Goro Likes this.

Raiden: I put drugs in Shinnok's popcorn. Let's see if he makes a fool out of himself later.

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