Come out of the closet you semi-evil monkey

Damn you for sounding so rational and intelligent... xD

:<
I'm confused... Stop messing with me!
*eats a banana in my closet*

I am a master of manipulation!

Now, it's Spider's and whopper's turns.

So many closet dwelling evil monkey Rain fans around these parts.
It's Krazy.

Krazy with a C!

Dammit, I meant to say Klosets.
Unfortunately, that ship has just sailed. ;)

What is this I don't even

This. Is. MKO!!!

It's shenanigans, I tells ya! SHENANIGANS!
That's it, no more Quiznos.

I came in at just the right time. Bring the ridiculousness!

Can't wait - to massacre Rain with Liu Kang!!!!!

SO glad to see another Liu Kang fan.

This, but with Kano.

Make that ANOTHER fan.
WA-TAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Weak and terrible story.. he looks cool, but his story fkin blows.. Feels rushed and cliche`.. I have a much sicker idea for rains story that makes him into an epic character.. if NRS cares to listen they wont regret it

They closed my thread told me to put it in these rain threads

You guys think rain is gay?

I mean he twirls and spins like a fucking fairy he was about to pull out an umbrella and start singing rhianna and rip off his hood showing his rhianna haircut.

HE HAS AN UMBRELLA
He WILL use it

You won't make any friends like this.

*sighs*

Let's hear it.

I never cared for any characters sexuality, but I don't think Rain is gay.

Now Smoke, however...

There's some love between him and Sub-Zero, and it sure ain't brotherly.. [Been wanting to use that line]
-------------------
@Spider

WA-TAA!! [that is now the official slogan of the Kang Klub.]

Thank you, Spider.

This but with scorpion

They closed your thread because it was stupid.

Anyway, The dude wears purple, is it a surprise to see he has a little flamboyancy?

That said, sexual orientation has nothing to do with how a person acts. I'm gay and no I don't do Rain's intro every time I enter a room, nor do I like Rihanna. I can't stand that heffer.

At the end of the day whether anyone in MK likes dicks or vaginas has nothing to do with anything. Romance doesn't play a part. So it's pretty pointless to sit around trying to figure out which character is gay and which is straight.

Though it would be funny if they made one of the big 'macho' characters gay simply to shut all the ignorant individuals up. Don't judge a book by its cover.

Kang Klub FTFW!!!! WA-TAA!!!

Kintaro iz a gay kitteh confirmed!!1!