Well, I try.

However, girls these days today praise about wanna be Vanilla Ice rappers and expects their boyfriends to be all glittered up and enjoys dealing with girls who can't make their minds up about the friend zone or if they're gonna do it.

I can totally see how that's related to Mortal Kombat I mean, Kitana... Such a bitch. You see that how she plays with Liu? And then after he saves her royal ass... What happens? Psycho mother comes in screaming like an ambulance and kills her, while he's getting his butt fried by a god.

Wait, I forgot... How is that related again? I missed my own point. Son of a bitch. Oh, and some Red Sonja reference, there needed that and some circus cameo.

@DeathScepter. Oh, my intention was not trolling the thread. The english is not my mother language and I'm afraid I can't express myself correctly. But if my intervention is gonna change the subject of this amazingly histrionical proposition (to make a primitive character absolutely unrelated to MK's story a main character of the next entry), so yes, I'm trolling :3


I mean, seriously, I don`t even know yet who is this fucking sexy character (at least, I can figure she is sexy thanks to the photo upoloaded). I don't even take part of my time to google her. Maybe tomorrow.


(If my english is not so good, just makes me know. Thanks in advice)

This thread has gone beyond its usefulness. And you are understandable. It is in the majority that they don't want Red Sonya in Mortal Kombat. It doesn't mean that she is a bad character. As of right now, Having Guest Characters out of Left field is not needed.

Just because you feel like a guest character might be good for Mortal Kombat. It doesn't mean that Guest Character is good For Mortal Kombat.


One thing to have Guest Characters but A game like Mortal Kombat Vs DC having two universe having a cross over is alright.

Pretty much.

Anyhoo, I don't think Red Sonja fits with MK at all. She seems more like a "King Arthur" type of character.

All you have to know is this:

*Ahem*

Hankypanky was formerly known as Noobsmoke_mk two years ago who constantly "trolled" this site with asking all of us if we want to see: Red Sonja, Gremlins, circuses, and wanting me to post pics of me in a chain mail.

No matter if the thread was trying to take a serious route, it still ended up with people A.) Asking him to knock the shit off B.) Trolling the crap out of him that's more entertaining and C.) Asking him to knock the shit off.

Before this guy suggested this character for a guest, I too didn't know who Red Sonja was. And to hear that she didn't even start off as a main character, she came from the Conan series, that's just... Yeah.

And lastly... I am just posting for no reason because I need a good laugh.

Meh. That's the dipping your toe in the water of trolling at best. Hanky, you gotta step your game up. This board's pretty easy to troll, I can attest to that better than most, but you've got to put forth a little effort. It's an art, man. Treat it as such.

Quote Pyrmaids are one method. Or changing the posts within the Quote Pyrmaids.


Goofy Pictures are another.


Roleplaying a persona to confuse people. it is quite funny when a people takes your "persona" seriously then they overlook a post that you admited that you are a troll. Then They say What the fuck is wrong with me.

This guy. He gets it.

The first post has been perfected. Way to go.

You see my icon? That should be in the next game. A fucking mermaid. Yeah! And she has the potential to replace Rain.

I don't give a reason why Red Sonja should be in MK you bitch about it, I give a reason for Red Sonja to be in MK and you change the subject.

I believe you bitched more than me when I, and several other users, have disagreed about any reason you gave to throw in your character as a guest. When we gave your our reasons, you complained more. I suggest that if you don't like people disagreeing with your ideas, then stop posting them.



I believe the last two pages had you constantly changing the topic about some Vanilla Ice wannabe, a shitty romance series, your love life, how you "beat up" Goth people for listening to their kinds of music, and one of the greatest bands of all time rather than talking about your precious sex icon. Me talking about a mermaid character truly bothered you?

Your turn.

@icebaby

"FINISH HIM!!! "

lol how is this thread not locked yet?

Let me at least get this out of the way-

The Beatles have sold over 2 BILLION, yes, with a 'B', records ASIDE from iTunes sales, which go up to over a half a million via the iTunes store. That's more than any artist. EVER.

See, the cold, statistic proof cannot be argued against.

The beetles are not a brand. They haven't made their own perfume neither a movie. Justin beiber has accomplished more at his age than they did.

@icebaby. U are ugly. Secondly now there can be a red Sonja sort if character in Mk. So I'm not angry at all, I'm rather pleased with myself, because one: i have abs, 2: i made red Sonja fit in Mk via another character. So it turns out i was right even though all other stuff in middle was bs.

You are having trouble understanding what I'm saying. I'm saying teh Beatles are a better band than Bieber is as a musician. REALLY, think about what you're arguing. You're trying to say Bieber uis better ecause he does more than music... I'm saying the Beatles are better recieved and better musicians than Bieber. You see, because someone has a fragrance or a movie does NOT make them better at what they do. By that logic, Mortal Kombat is MORE succesful than Bieber, having 3 movies, 3 different series (Legacy, Conquest, DotR), a MASSIVE amount of games, and merch out the ass.


And also, what does calling Ice ugly do to help you argue? Really, that's deliberate flaming and absolutely pointless.

And here we go, once again, that the thread gets off-topic and look! It wasn't even me this time!






This was you two years ago, what happened? I really didn't want to stoop to that level, but you gave me no other option. And please don't deny that you're not that user, because you clearly are.

flawless victory
FATALITY!!!
lol

I have to admit, this was really funny.

Here's what I find completely funny though about the actual title of the thread. To actually give some input for once... You cannot have a completely overpowered playable character because they don't exist. You know why? Because we have what's called "updates." You know how programmers go in and fix all the bugs and glitches the game has? Yeah, if they see that one of their characters is far too powerful than all the rest, they will go in, nerf the crap out of them, and they'll be actually tolerable to be played against.

It's like Nami, who is in my avatar. When talking to a few people about League of Legends, they said this character was one of the most overpowered characters until they went in and fixed everything that made her so powerful. Now, she's actually tolerable, and in my opinion, a fun character to play as. (I recommend anyone who wants to give League of Legends a go, go for it. It's free! And can be playable on both a Mac and PC)

But still, your character wouldn't ever be overpowered otherwise we'd have another Superman/Flash issue, and I certainly don't think the fans of this series would actually appreciate that. Since we all know how many enjoyed those two in MK vs. DC, I can at least say, no one wants that again.

I would greatly appreciate it if the next game has no guest characters. We don't need that since it was an obvious gimmick to bring in more sales and people to play the game. I think the sales of Mortal Kombat 2011 clearly showed that the series still is a popular one, and will probably continue for years to come.

But what's sad is that A.) I probably just wasted a good two minutes of my time, despite that it's midnight and I'm tired. B.) This will get ignored. C.) The OP will continue to rant off-topic as usual, call me ugly once again, and bitch about things no one really actually gives a flying fuck about. and D.) Hoping that this thread gets closed soon since there's really nothing in here that convinces people that Red Sonja would make a great choice in being the next guest character, for whenever they're going to have guest characters.

And now I'm going to sleep. Night night.

That comment was clearly just trollin you to throw u off. I dint know what u looked like. So take it how u want.

Red Sonja doesn't need to be a guest. There's a character called Zara in Mk, she can be like red Sonja. That's direction im going.

And what's with the random one liners this noob7smoke is saying. His English sucks cod his Italian or something. I would love to hear his funny accent as he says those things lol.

Beiber has the most followers in the world on twitter. More than Obama. more than the beetles that's for sure.

I hardly considered that trolling if I can one up yours... And that image I pulled out... I think I won.

OK, that made me shoot hot choco through my nose.


Also, Icebaby vs Hankypanky. Whoever wins, we lose. So cut it out.

The problem is though, is that there is literally nothing to talk about in this thread anymore. The creator of this thread has gone off-topic more than any other user that came in this thread. The last two pages had him rambling about shit people could care less about, rather than trying to focus our attentions on some guest character. I will say, my last long post was about the actual topic, so, we can't complain that I tried to stay on topic. And as I stated, it got ignored.

Thankfully, the mods are a little less active than in the old days.