Fuck Brock.

I'd rather have Cain Velazquez

Man, I enjoyed that ass whooping. I was drunk at a bar going bananas.

I'd prefer someone like John Cena or CM Punk because eyecandy.

Still, even Lesnar is a hundred times better than the choice of someone-from-real-life-as-hypothetical-guest-character my buddy dared suggest yesterday: Chuck Norris. I shot him down very quickly. (Verbally.)

Ed Boon addressed Chuck Norris the other day on twitter, I got a good lol from it.

https://mobile.twitter.com/noobde/status/568393910600519680

Whoops.

Brock Lesnar walks out on RAW and then MK reveals there are 100 brutalities in MKX. I mean, could it be any more obvious? Shyah.

Eaaatttt
Sleeepppp
Break Outworld's streak

Lesnar vs Goro confirmed

He could be a Ferra/Torr skin; Heyman would be Ferra.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!



Brock Lesnar would buttfuck Shinnok any day of the week.

They should have Michael Cole interview Goro about what he thinks about fighting Brock Lesnar.

Alright motherfuckers, Cage is going to be in a WWE game. All of a sudden a Mortal Kombat/WWE crossover is a reality. Now let's be real here, Brock Lesnar is the ultimate choice for a third party character.

Brock Lesnar in MKX!

No.

Cage is showing up in a game loosely based on WWE wrestlers that re-imagines them as fire-breathing mutants, dragons or 15 foot tall barbarians. A "normal" character from Mortal Kombat like Cage showing up in WWE is a goofy treat. A complete tool like Lesnar, or a wwe wrestler in general, showing up in MK is just another layer of "meh" that MK doesn't need.

Come on dude, lighten up. People are just having some fun.

I wouldn't mind brock if his opponent would be cyrax

You must be joking. This horrid fanbase isn't allowed to show any enthusiasm towards something they love. This is Mortal Kombat and we must maintain 100% seriousness at all times in case Ed Boon catches a whiff of it and you know, puts stuff in the game that people want.

No thank you lol

I now want Brock for DLC. The 13 German Suplex Fatality. The F5 X-ray Brutality! Paul Heyman Screaming Fatality win you kill with him! Just to piss off some people online. This or Jar Jar Binks needs to happen.

"You can give your soul to Shinnok, but your ass belongs to Brock Lesner!"

That's it. That's the post of the year. You can pack your bags. It's over.

No.

German Suplex should be the X-Ray. The bones crack the first time, start to break the second time and just fall apart on the third.

F5 fatality....it did kill the streak after all.