I felt the need to do something, Something similar to his last intro.

Kobra's pretty kinky. Evan Stone for DLC, too, right?

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Y'know, after reading all these ridiculous Sub-Zero ones over the years, I can honestly say I would be totally fine with any of Arnie's ice puns.

How about for Kai & Reiko:

Kai: I will become the new champion!
Reiko: I'll be a whole different game than Kahn!

Maaan, these threads always make me cringe but I feel like a huge dick if I say "everyone here is bad at writing one-liners"
I don't think I could do any better, but that's why I don't try...

Oh what the hell:

Sub-Zero: Not for the Lin Kuei. For me.

Stil better dialogue than MK: Annihilation

I think I'd like to see a few unique intros, depending on the opponent you face. Scorpion should definitely react differently when he faces either Quan Chi or Sub-Zero.

This is true but it's not like the actual in-game quotes were much better.

oh god smoke why This is an exception however.

That's another thing! Why does everyone here suck at Kobra jokes? Like where is the effeminite/gay thing coming from?

It's like nobody's ever seen Karate Kid. You can't go for a "There is no fear in this dojo" or "Sweep the leg" reference? No "I'll decide when he's had enough"? Seriously?

I'm pro anti-kobra remember?

Though I would like for Kobra to be in this upcoming game....


...as a fatality practice dummy

Or we can just have Kobra stand completely still and just stare at the camera.

And then after a few seconds, buh dum tss

So, looks like I got my wish and we get unique character intros, when you have rivals facing each other.

I don't care how you feel about Kobra, if you can't properly reference a classic 80's movie when an opportunity that blatant presents itself, you need to get some culture in your life.

custom intros based on who u are fighting! nice touch