There will only be consequences if Shao Kahn doesnt stop with his decadant ways.

Just stay out of his way, for your own sake.

I am Kidkombatant, Grandmaster of the Brotherhood of the Shadow, and am here to say....hello

How dare you infidels try to use blaspheme agaisnt the master and lord shao khan.You will get on your knees and beg for forgiveness to teh master shao khan.I tell you when i tell teh arch master to tell shao khan he will decide whats ur puinishment skilled hitman for shao khan is over abd out

Alright, alright. The last thing I want here is for my clan to be omitted because one of my assassins is starting up arguements. I have already warned this clan of the consequences of opposition to Shao Kahn. But they did not listen. I have also listed them in my "enemy clans" list in my clan's starter post. That is about the most I can do.

Tonshaad1230, I appreciate your enthusiasm and dedication to SKAs, and your post did make me proud, but I don't want to get in trouble. Just keep it civilised is all I'm asking. Thanks.

*rolls eyes*

“I leave for 5 minutes to get coffee and all hell breaks loose...why am I not surprised?

You messengers of the foolish Shao Kahn. I would suggest you keep the lesser one’s forked tongue within his mouth before he dares speak like that to one of our officers. I would kindly ask you to vacate the premise, but I think I’ve just about ran out of kindness so I order you to leave at once, before we use force.

You messenger of the Brotherhood of Shadow, you and your damned soul are not wanted here. Be gone! Back to the dark womb that spat you out.”

* I turn and leave the scene, allowing Owen to take over from there. *

“Outer worldly scum...I wish they would just leave us be. I have enough to deal with humans here, let alone beings from completely different dimensions."

* I reach the loading dock, where General Leo is overseeing a new shipment of advanced weaponry.*

“Sir, I’ve dealt with our intruders for now. They were petty, and unworthy of mention. But I have something for you, don’t you worry. I would never waste my General’s time unlike some people I know!

* I laugh curtly, remembering Streetking was on some sick leave or something, I don’t remember and/or care. I pull out my Intel from my stylish backpack, and begin hand it to the General.*


Anyway, let’s start off with those creepy shadow guys. I’ve drawn 3 names who were not in our database before:

Kidkombatant, the grandmaster of the clan.

Sub_ZERO and Skarlett, two new shadowlings.

Although threat priority is minimal I have gathered a few of their guidelines. They appear to be keeping tabs on us to an extent.



I am unaware whether you have authorized this or not, I thought it would be of great importance to draw it to your attention.

I also snagged this from one of their grunts:



That is all from them, but this leads us to the next threat.

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Ugh, these hot-headed assassins seem to be a real nuisance. Their leader does not seem to know how to control the lesser ones, as evidenced today. I managed to take a tiny trip to Outworld, and dig a little deeper into their society. Here is there initiation process:


1. How do dragon and skull points work?
2. How do images work? How do you put them in your post? Where can you go to find out?
3. How do I quote other people's quotes?
4. How do I make links to other web pages? Where can I go to find out?
5. How did Shao Kahn rise to the rank of Emperor?
6. What realm did Shao Kahn conquer, and eventually have stolen back from him?
7. What race is Shao Kahn allied with?
8. What was Shao Kahn’s rank before Emperor?
9. What race was once loyal to Shao Kahn, but betrayed him and pledged their loyalty to the Dragon King?
10. Name 1 of Shao Kahn’s former assassins.
11. Has Shao Kahn ever been married?
12. Who did Shao Kahn send to win the Mortal Kombat tournament in Earthrealm?!quote>


Interesting indeed. This is more interesting though:

“I will forever serve under the greatness of Shao Kahn. I will eliminate all who oppose his rule. I vow never to betray the emperor and to be his servant for all eternity.”

This is some odd prayer in which the individual gives up their soul to the beastly tyrant.

This also leads me to more names for our database:


Arch Sorcerers:
MK-4-LIFE
Hayden
Finalfreak1

Silent Assassins:
tonshaad1230

Hitmen:
OutworldEmperor
TheUberNinja
SUPAPLEX

Their numbers are large, but this is not what worries me...it is the alliance they have made:

Shang Tsung's Masked Guards
Led by: Finalfreak1
Status: Under Production (Thread previously closed for this clan).

Brotherhood of the Shadow.

We are fortunate that the Brotherhood and The Guards are currently out of order and are in disarray. But this could prove to be a threat in the future, so I have come up with a simple solution: we even the odds.

They have dubbed not only us as foes, but 2 new and sprouting clans, The Order of Light, and the Seidan Guardsmen. It is crucial if we could forge alliances, to not only better us, but to spread our words and influence to better other clans as well.

I have also noticed it is extremely easy to rank up within the Assassin’s guild. Unlike us, their higher members have much inexperience compared to our highly trained officials.

One more thing I managed to snag before I came home:


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Oh, and a little news from our Black Drag-queen friends. I picked this off one of the guys from Hobart who were brought in for questioning.

*I hand him a little torn, ripped black book*

Behold, their pathetic book they blasphemously call “The Black Dragon Bible”

Could be used as a good bathroom read or something...possibly we could learn something from this?

This also gave me a hearty laugh.



They really do need to recruit a better artist than that. Ha!

This is all I have gathered from the others as of now...what do you think?”

*Throws a knife into security guard's head, he collapses on the ground, twitching*

I'll show myself out.

*Walks out the door*

I am not damned, I am a wraith, and there is a difference. Do not insult our clan name with your pathetic words or i willbe forced to kill you *mutters under breath*...fool doesn't know what he's getting himself into *stops muttering* but I'm in a giving mood, so i will leave *as I walk out I take a shuriken out and slit the throat of the guard next to the one MK-4-Life slayed, killing him instantly* but one more family loses a father, I say as I leave

*Slices the legs off of teh two men mk4life and kidkombanta killed*

dude..what was the point of taking there legs, do you have some sort of freaky fetish or something? and it didnt leave a big statement...

Lol, severed leg fetish....anyways, You Special Forces seem too overly confident in yourselves. You information is distorted and your guards are easily executed. *snaps guards neck* You're a disgrace. You do not know what you are getting yourself into. Your one measly group is going to take on the Brotherhood of the Shadow, the Black Dragon, and Shao Kahn's assasians? This is laughable

What's even more laughable is your apparent lack of education. God, you guys really get too much time on your hands, don't you?


Let's clear this up for a second, shall we?


First of all:


a) Who the fuck are you guys? Shao Kahn's Assassins? Seriously? That's the best you could come up with? For real? My two-year old cousin could have created something better with the stuff coming out of his ass.

-Black Dragon wtfhood (I had to put you two goons together because you're both equally retarded)

Guys, honestly, enough is enough. I don't know how many times we have to kick your asses in everything we do to prove our superiority. Seriously, look at the amount of pages in your threads compared to ours- we actually have progress




Secondly:


b) The fact that you three (ignorant, I may add) clan so-called "leaders" deciding to "gang-bang" (Oh, we're hitting borderline homosexuality now aren't we) an INACTIVE clan thread shows just how much potential you've got. Zero. Zip. Nothing. I must, however, give you props of making me laugh my ASS OFF. Honestly, have you nothing better to do?


Thirdly:


c) Your Mickey Mouse narratives of your "power and demon-like" killing of our so called "guards" is abso-FUCKING-lutely laughable. It shows how incredibly naive you three stooges are. Not only are you giving the English language a bad name, you're giving every single clan on here (yourselves included) a bad name.



Please stick to the rules aforementioned in the Clan Database and


Please.


Get the fuck out. We only roll with real clans







PS:I killed all three of your clan's gaurds with my wallet

*Talks into Walkie*

"Jamal, I'm gonna need you to pick up those prototype cyborg guards we have in our lobby. Some kid stole the legs off of one. Sad really."

* I think for a split moment before, talking into the walkie again*

" Oh and Jamal, remind me to buy agent X a pepsi."

(Really Orgasmic[Leo] Post Xtactics, couldn't have said it better myself! )

Alright, Xtactics, first of all I think you are taking this way too seriously. Remember, clans are supposed to have enemy clans to have more fun? Otherwise there would just be clans for the user bars.



How does our education come into this? What have you got to back that up?



Well, because of the clan rules, I could only choose from the list of names. And because Shao Kahn's Assassins was the only one of them that involved Shao Kahn, I chose it. It wasn't my idea. I just went with it. And I think I could've come up with something better than "Special Forces".



Well, considering your clan has been around for six months and is seven pages, and mine has been around just over one month and is 3 pages, I think I'm technically in the lead.

Think of it as the fractions 7/6, compared to 3/1. Which is bigger?



I don't get what you are referring to as a "gang bang" here. Are you referring to the alliances we are making? The enemies we are making (you)? And yes, we do have better things we could be doing. But if we choose to do this, that's our decision.



Alright, let me remind you again, this is all make believe. If we want to have "Micky Mouse Narratives", that's just as laughable as fake clan itself.



Well, I don't see any rules we are breaking. And if I was breaking any rules, I'm sure that Kidkombatant (the guy that started that thread and the Brotherhood of the Shadow Grandmaster) would have told me so.



Your Mickey Mouse narratives of your "power and demon-like" killing of our so called "guards" is abso-FUCKING-lutely laughable. It shows how incredibly naive you three stooges are. Not only are you giving the English language a bad name, you're giving every single clan on here (yourselves included) a bad name.

...Hypocrites.

Have a nice day.

Yeah, I created the First, and current clan database, we grandmasters had to take our little test to even create our threads and all you members just had to do was join, so don't even try to call us ignorant, and if you studied the older clan threads, like a sensible person would, you'd realize we racked up quite alot of skull points by cussing other people out (hidden warning), like you just did. You mock us but we have the proof that your the uneducated one, not us. And we are the real ones, if you actually learn something and dont make accusations you'd realize your the big fool

Perhaps I do take things too far.


But when you enter someone's thread (personal thread*) uninvited and make ignorant statements like "We kill ur gaurds n all ur base belong to us", what the hell do you expect?


Do you expect OIA Clan members or even people in general to give you a warm welcome, or even "role-play" with your clanmates.

I do admit to have been a bit brash and hasty regarding your posts, but I do not stand down on my statement that your 'attack's on this Clan Thread are anything but useful. This thread has been non-functional for over 3 months now .. how about instead of attacking a defunct agency you all attack each other, since all three of yourselves are currently functioning? Ah, now there's a thought.


Anyways, until the creator of this clan returns, we can't *engage* or *return* your current ambitions and oppositions against us. Henceforth, this will be the last time I post about this, or in this thread in general. Till then.

i would like to apoligize for my clan mates behaviour it was unapceptable

B_C, your latest investigation into the other clans in the face of these bothersome and unusually boring times more than qualifies you for an immediate RANK-UP. Hopefully, you will remain active as to just maybe become the first member to ascend to third rank.

In addition, I am placing you in charge of offering allegiance to the mentioned clans. Your report was impressive at the least, and has thoroughly succeeded in its purpose to convince me of the many benefits of allegiences with the clans in this world who share morals similar to ours.

Please visit the location of the other clans at your leisure and kindly ask to speak with the leader, then offer our sincere allegiance. Be sure to alert them to the immense benefits of being OUR allies; let them know we are a state-of-the-art order with power over the populace of the entire Earthrealm, as well as instant and effortless access to the most advanced pieces of technology and weaponry available to mankind and surrounding species. Once they are sure of the power we have come to gain since our beginnings at the hands of the honorary Lieutenant Blade, acceptance is but a certainty.



Best of luck here on out!

Skarlett:

Thank you for stopping by and for posting. We all appreciate your obvious common sense and willingness to see everything running smoothly instead of all the chaos.

dont thank me i like peace and nice posting instead of war and flaming

Ok, I can get what your saying about the RPG style we were doing, I'll admit that it was VERY childish. But, there was no reason to snap off and take everything too serious. A simple, cut out the Role Playing would've done just fine.

Ok.Yes i do think that what the person was saying was really harsh and i woudl liek to say on the BEHALF of my Clan,We would like to say we`re sorry for acting cool for assassinating your OIA AGENTS.I`m really sorry on my behalf because i coudl of spelled neatly and if i wasn`t in this group i said if i wasn`t in this clan,I would give my duties to ya.But,ya are against the master emperor shao khan.You should have knwo that shao khan is not a man to take words nicely.He can kill you you know?And the person that was saying the words taht was harsh hey you can forget but you can forgive also and we`re not the KLU KLUX KLAN or anything that was said about that now.Come on we all are mature adults(some are childen)so be nice.And thank you

My Name is Skarlett

i hope you enjoy having me in your clan and i resign from the brotherhood of shadows

I would just like to point out that Skarlett has no loyalty, and sent me several PM's about decieving the Special Forces by gaining your trust and then striking. Anyways, enjoy your new member.

that was a trick i am pledgeing my photoshop skills to this guild