What I enjoy to do now with Mortal Kombat....

is go Online

join a room.

Find a crowded king of the hill room.


Then...i bust out my laptop. And listen to music and watch stupid videos on youtube, until it is my turn.


Then I pick Kung Lao, and dominate the current king. I do my best to embarrass the shit out of him. I usually end the match with an unnecessary x-ray attack.

This usually makes the current king quit.

Anyways.

After becoming king, I pick Ermac. And rape. And usually make the next person quit.

During all of this, I am receiving 10's.

Then I repeat the process, and make the next guy quit...

i start getting some 5's and 7's

Repeat...make another guy quit.

I start getting some 0's and 1's.

Make the next guy quit.

The last 2 guys are giving me 0's.

Then I switch back to kung lao and see how fast i can get them to quit.

Once the room is empyt, I stand on my bed and pound on my chest while screaming "noobs i ownz uuuuuuu!!!!!"


long story short,
my ex-girlfriend is a bitch.
EDIT: now that this is moved in the matchmaking forum, I guess I'll declare a challenge to other players to witness why I am good at making folks ragequit. GT is Dimitri1033