KOTH shenanigans / Competitive fights. (Recent bout: TortureLegend vs microchip)
KOTH shenanigans / Competitive fights. (Recent bout: TortureLegend vs microchip)
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posted06/02/2011 07:08 AM (UTC)by

What I enjoy to do now with Mortal Kombat....
is go Online
join a room.
Find a crowded king of the hill room.
Then...i bust out my laptop. And listen to music and watch stupid videos on youtube, until it is my turn.
Then I pick Kung Lao, and dominate the current king. I do my best to embarrass the shit out of him. I usually end the match with an unnecessary x-ray attack.
This usually makes the current king quit.
Anyways.
After becoming king, I pick Ermac. And rape. And usually make the next person quit.
During all of this, I am receiving 10's.
Then I repeat the process, and make the next guy quit...
i start getting some 5's and 7's
Repeat...make another guy quit.
I start getting some 0's and 1's.
Make the next guy quit.
The last 2 guys are giving me 0's.
Then I switch back to kung lao and see how fast i can get them to quit.
Once the room is empyt, I stand on my bed and pound on my chest while screaming "noobs i ownz uuuuuuu!!!!!"
long story short,
my ex-girlfriend is a bitch.
EDIT: now that this is moved in the matchmaking forum, I guess I'll declare a challenge to other players to witness why I am good at making folks ragequit. GT is Dimitri1033
is go Online
join a room.
Find a crowded king of the hill room.
Then...i bust out my laptop. And listen to music and watch stupid videos on youtube, until it is my turn.
Then I pick Kung Lao, and dominate the current king. I do my best to embarrass the shit out of him. I usually end the match with an unnecessary x-ray attack.
This usually makes the current king quit.
Anyways.
After becoming king, I pick Ermac. And rape. And usually make the next person quit.
During all of this, I am receiving 10's.
Then I repeat the process, and make the next guy quit...
i start getting some 5's and 7's
Repeat...make another guy quit.
I start getting some 0's and 1's.
Make the next guy quit.
The last 2 guys are giving me 0's.
Then I switch back to kung lao and see how fast i can get them to quit.
Once the room is empyt, I stand on my bed and pound on my chest while screaming "noobs i ownz uuuuuuu!!!!!"
long story short,
my ex-girlfriend is a bitch.
EDIT: now that this is moved in the matchmaking forum, I guess I'll declare a challenge to other players to witness why I am good at making folks ragequit. GT is Dimitri1033
Oh wow, It sounds like you are really good. All those people quitting on you after one loss, They must of seen your skills and been like " Oh hell no, I'm outta here! "
So from what I understand, If I ever come up against you or ZeroSymbolic ( He makes people quit all the time too ) I'm just gonna rage quit before the match even starts.
Congrats on your domination.

So from what I understand, If I ever come up against you or ZeroSymbolic ( He makes people quit all the time too ) I'm just gonna rage quit before the match even starts.
Congrats on your domination.


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Think you made a mistake in the thread's Subject. You obviously wanted to say; "I have developed a very bad case of thinking I am the man at this game"
Also:
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Hey! whatever floats your boat man!
lol
lol
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UlcaTron Wrote:
Something I will agree with, too.
microchip Wrote:
long story short,
my ex-girlfriend is a bitch.
long story short,
my ex-girlfriend is a bitch.
Something I will agree with, too.
There it is.


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lol, that sounds a bit like my play, only do i play Ermac or Kabal. also i finish the kurrent winner with a X-ray just to show him i don't need an X-ray to beat him
yeah and first they give you 9/10 then they give an 5/6, and then they leave or give no more points.
i hate
dis-connectors
i hate


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Keith Wrote:


wow. that is all i have to say haha.


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I do the same exact thing haha, only with Mileena.
My ex is also a bitch.
My ex is also a bitch.


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That's the craziest story ever!!


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You on 360? I'd love to put you in your place.

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Ugh, Kung Lao.


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Shao Kahn did nothing wrong
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Keith Wrote:


This was very appropriate lol
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I kill people for a living. Get over it.
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Spoilers: (Highlight to reveal)
no body cares
no body cares


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That's the point of KOTH.

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Woo hoo? You won with two of the most powerful characters! Whoop dee doo.
Here is a hint chap: Not one a single one of us cares.
Here is a hint chap: Not one a single one of us cares.
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