Sheeva can't ... scratch her self
Stryker is a ... good character
Sonya dreams about ... a new g-string
Kano wishes he was a ... superhero like Ahnold in T3
Shao Kahn wants to ... sleep
Quan Chi likes to ... finish people off w/ wick fatalitys
Nightwolf should have been in ... no Mk Game
Mavado looks like a ... hobo
Reptile has never ... gone laid
Kabal and Baraka ... are in fact married
Jax would ... kill you

Sheeva can't seem to do a 100% damage combo
Stryker is a Village Person
Sonya dreams about the day the army gives her real clothes.
Kano wishes he was a captain of a Starship
Shao Kahn wants to model for Calvin Klein
Quan Chi likes to grab and pull things.
Nightwolf should have been in the Village People.
Mavado looks like a sequel to Mad Max
Reptile has never eaten a head he didn't like.
Kabal and Baraka should get together and have the ugliest babies ever.
Jax would be cooler as a GI Joe.

Sheeva can't ...look pretty
Stryker is a ...fuckin idiot
Sonya dreams about ...Me
Kano wishes he was a ...river dancer
Shao Kahn wants to ...play strip poker
Quan Chi likes to ...eat shorts
Nightwolf should have been in ...the Street Fighter series as T.hawk's Mini Me
Mavado looks like a ...matrix wannabe with that coat of his
Reptile has never ...had a smaller head.
Kabal and Baraka ...makes a cute couple
Jax would ...keep on thuggin and buggin

Sheeva can't ... fit in a bodybag properly...too many limbs.

Stryker is a ... GOOD CHARACTER DAMMIT!

Sonya dreams about ...a three tiered pizza cake

Kano wishes he was a ... big ole tonka

Shao Kahn wants to ... shrink so he can fit real pants

Quan Chi likes to ... diet

Nightwolf should have been in ... a blender

Mavado looks like a ... advertisment for giant stationary supplies.

Reptile has never ... sucked in a mk game

Kabal and Baraka ... like to scare little children
and steal theyre candy on halloween

Jax would ... be pretty damn confused as to why kabal can magicly make a giant spinning blade come outta the ground ...then he'd probably feed him his own arms...and say something in a cool voice

Sheeva can't ... go clubbin
Stryker is a ... waste of pixels
Sonya dreams about ... Blade-Tsung
Kano wishes he was a ... Blade-Tsung
Shao Kahn wants to ... be Blade-Tsung
Quan Chi likes to ... shave his head
Nightwolf should have been in ... hell
Mavado looks like a ... tool
Reptile has never ... been anything but cool
Kabal and Baraka ... how dare u put Kabal in the same breath as that stupid goon Baraka
Jax would ... bang Sonya if not for me...oh an Kano....

this thread is stupid. plain and simple.

Sheeva can't ... read this topic because she started reading it but her eyes exploded.
Stryker is a ... dead man because he killed himself after he read this thread.
Sonya dreams about ... not reading this thread.
Kano wishes he was a ... blind person so he wouldn't be able to read this thread.
Shao Kahn wants to ... reave Alpha Q's soul because he made this dumb thread.
Quan Chi likes to ... write this thread on a paper then burn it. Then he uses his sourcery to burn things that have already been burnt and burns this thread again.
Nightwolf should have been in ... a cave with no computers, so that he wouldn't have read this thread and hung himself.
Mavado looks like a ... woman because he read this thread.
Reptile has never ... seen such a dumb thread.
Kabal and Baraka ... are laughing their asses off at the stupidity contained in this thread.
Jax would ... smack yo momma because you made this thread.

Alpha wants to... slap some sense into Zentile because if he didn't like this dumb thread then why did he waste his time writing in it.

Alpha_Q_Up Wrote: Alpha wants to... slap some sense into Zentile because if he didn't like this dumb thread then why did he waste his time writing in it.

*claps sadystically for alpha* amen brother, amen, zentile, i agree with alpha, if you dont like a thread, dont answer to it, because if you dont like the thread dont answer to save typing.

Yah but making fun of Alpha made him feel all big...

noob_sareena Wrote: Alpha_Q_Up Wrote: Alpha wants to... slap some sense into Zentile because if he didn't like this dumb thread then why did he waste his time writing in it. *claps sadystically for alpha* amen brother, amen, zentile, i agree with alpha, if you dont like a thread, dont answer to it, because if you dont like the thread dont answer to save typing.

Nikodemus Wrote: Yah but making fun of Alpha made him feel all big... noob_sareena Wrote: Alpha_Q_Up Wrote: Alpha wants to... slap some sense into Zentile because if he didn't like this dumb thread then why did he waste his time writing in it. *claps sadystically for alpha* amen brother, amen, zentile, i agree with alpha, if you dont like a thread, dont answer to it, because if you dont like the thread dont answer to save typing.

A computer screen can do wonders for one's self-esteem...

How did this become a thread about self esteem. Just finish the sentences I wrote and if you think this is a dumb thread then don't bother posting because it'll just be a waste of your time.

Sheeva can't ... look like a woman
Stryker is a ... gay hobo
Sonya dreams about ... being the army ho
Kano wishes he was a ... gigalo
Shao Kahn wants to ... bang Sindel without having to use a waterbed to get on her.
Quan Chi likes to ... kill people with the gayest fatalities known to man
Nightwolf should have been in ... Indian and the Cupboard
Mavado looks like a ... man ho
Reptile has never ... gotten head
Kabal and Baraka ... can whup Freddy
Jax would ... like to screw Sonya

Alpha_Q_Up Wrote: How did this become a thread about self esteem. Just finish the sentences I wrote and if you think this is a dumb thread then don't bother posting because it'll just be a waste of your time.

waste of time?..forget about time..what about the space you wasted posting this crap? this thread is stupid..it would have been better if it actually had something to do with the characters you posted. instead, its a bunch of nonsense.

Sheeva can't get laid because theres no bag big enough to cover her face and her four arms.
Stryker is a riot cop on coke.
Sonya dreams about nailing Johnny on his adult movie set.
Kano wishes he was a sorcerer so he could take peoples souls instead of their hearts for dinner.
Shao Kahn wants to make an inbred video with princess kitana and sindel.
Quan Chi likes to tan.
Nightwolf should have been in The Last of The Mohicans.
Mavado looks like someone who belongs in Quake 2 instead of MK DA.
Reptile has never had complaints about his excessively large tongue.
Kabal and Baraka have the same ugly face and same personality: freak shows, lonely,and just plain stupid.
Jax would try to have some "alone time" with one of Johnny Cage's "movies" and end up getting "ripped off."

You know it's threads like this that make my job worthwhile. Aside from it crossing in to sexually-based posts (no-no in itself), people are starting to get attitudes with each other.

That's enough to close this.