-When Smoke goes to restaurants, does he have to sit in the smoking section?
-If Smoke is an assassin, and he's always emitting smoke from his body, wouldn't the people he's trying to kill know that he's coming?
-Does Sub-Zero idolize Mr. Freeze from the Batman series?
-Does Khameleon/Chameleon get annoyed when she/he looks in the mirror and keeps on fading in and fading out?

- If Kabal has a totally messed-up face, how come he can't just get plastic surgery?
- If Ermac was black in UMK3 and white in MKT, does that mean that two people are Ermac?

If Ermac has a deep tan for P1 and is really pale for P2 in UMK3, do you think he needs 2 driver's licenses?

1)If Shang Tsung saw a woman he really liked, but she was already with somebody, maybe Tsung could get that guy alone, kill him, morph into him, and get that chick?
2)Do females think Reptile nasty because of his tongue thing now?
3)Could Quan Chi make a gothic circus with Mumakil(last time I went to the circus and I saw elephants, I always thought "Mumakil! A foul creature of the south!")?
4)If Mileena and Baraka kissed, would their mouth clank together, with their teeth being so long and sharp?

1)If Raiden took a bath, would he get electrocuted
-No he's a god and god's can't die.
2)If Sub-Zero took a bath, could he get back out?
-He can control ice...I'm sure he could get out.
3)Can Goro rub his head, pat his tummy, pick his
-He has enough arms for it...why not?
4)Shang Tsung can morph into girls right? Does that mean he could then have a baby?
-It takes 9 months to have a kid I don't think he can stay morphed that long.
5)Would you want to be around Reptile if he
accidentally sneezed on you?
-Probably not...his spit is acid you would die.
6)Can Motaro ride a bicycle?How Bout a tricycle?
-He can't fit in the back of a truck...I doubt he can ride a bike.
7)Do the cyberninjas have built in entertainment
systems?
-They are souless killing machines what do you think they would watch for entertainment, Jay Leno?
8)Would you want to be married to Sindel? Hint:
"HENREEEEEEEEEAGH!"
-No I wouldn't
9)Does Baraka ever not smile?
-Apparently not according to every picture of him that is available.
10)When Reptile is invisible, does he walk into
things because he cannot see himself?
-It's a natural ability of his race I'm sure he knows where he's going.
11)Does Cyrax, and Sektor like the Star Wars films
because of their weapons in MK Gold?
-I don't see them as big star wars fans. The entire assassin thing probably takes up a lot of their free time.

There we go .. answered them all! woooo~

--- 3)Can Goro rub his head, pat his tummy, pick his nose, and scratch himself all at once?

- He has enough arms for it...why not?

I think the problem here is concentration. A lot of people can not pat their tummy AND rub their head; therefore, wouldn't Goro struggle with doing all 4 things at once?

-Can Sub-Zero get Brain Freeze from Eating Ice Cream too Fast ?

-Can Scorpion get Ropeburn when he throws his Spear ?

-did Shang Tsung and Quan Chi kill Kang because he was Annoying with that Turkey Whine of his ?

-was Scorpion a Pyromaniac in his Former Life ?

-in MK3 did Kano try to make Lightsabres but Failed in getting em bigger than 5 Inches ?

-when Baraka was a Kid did he have Pocketknives instead of Arm Blades ?

-did Kitana Learn how to Inflate her Enemies because she was Bored at the Beach one day ?

-was Shinnok a Shang Tsung wannabe ?

-if those Bodies in the Pit are those of the Creators... THEN WHO ARE THOSE GUYS ?!

-if there were Meathooks in the Deadpool does this mean that the Deadpool was once a Meat Locker ?

-was Noob Saibot just a Shadow without a Sprite ?

-were Sub-Zero and Reptile Big fans of Slip and Slides ?

Does Baraka feel akin to sharks?

Smoke was a Compulsive Smoker back in MKII? And his Addiction remained after MK3?


Don't Smoke Guys... that Crap Causes Leukemia and other Nasty Diseases.

Does Sub-zero go to the beach and play volleyball with Scorpion and the other ninjas and get mad when Reptile's claws pop the beach ball

Also if at the beach does Noob have to wear sunblock while tanning if so how could we tell if he is tanned?

How do Mileena and Baraka eat without making gashes in their tongue and other inside-mouth parts?

What happens if Mileena or Baraka accidentally bit their tongue?

"2)If Sub-Zero took a bath, could he get back out?
-He can control ice...I'm sure he could get out."
Actually, that's wrong. It says in one of MKDA joke pictures that SubZero can't hold coffee without freezing it, so he wouldn't be able to get out.

Those are great funny things. I loved the one about Kitana at the beach, and Smoke in the smoking section of a resturaunt. I had one more I remembered:

What would a bad hair day be for Sindel?

1. Is Reiko a fan of Robin from the Batman cartoons?
2. Who taught who the square wave flight move? Did Kitana teach it to Sonya or vice versa?
3. If Kitana has her fans nearby, does she ever get hot and sweaty?
4. Could Drahmin ever walk into a public place?
5. Do Goro and Kintaro have the same mother or father?
6. What would happen if Goro, Kintaro, Motaro, and Moloch all hung out at a club?
7. Does Scorpion ever have to pay for any bills that have to do with fire?
8. How would you like to live next door to any Mortal Kombat character?
9. Will Kitana, Mileena, and Jade be the next Charlie's Angels?
10. Willl Jax, Kai, Tanya, and Jade ever complain about the shortage of blacks in MK?

Okay, so those might not be so funny, but I just had to join in on the fun.

1- What would happen if Frost went to the hairdressers? Could they do anything with her icy punk hairdo?
2- Since Stryker hardly dresses like a riot cop, was he off duty in bed during the Earth invasion, and threw on the first things he could find?
3- Did Shang Tsung and Kano try and sue Shinnok and Jarek for copying their whole styles in MK4?
4- If someone used a fire hose on Blaze, would he die?

What if baraka became a barber?

what if nightwolf married pocahontas?

what if subzero drank antifreeze?

what if kung lao replaced his hat with a sombrero?

Would you like to be baraka's and mileena's dentist?

imagine reptile playing the guitar with his tongue lol

what if kano decided to break up with the black dragon to become a heart surgeoun (sp?)

would quan chi stay pale even if he went tanning for 2 hours?

what if bo rai cho farted so much during a match and didnt realize he crapped himself! LMAO