As a fan of fighting games in general, it's always annoyed me that the Mortal Kombat series has never had any win quotes for its characters. So I took it upon myself to write my own for Deadly Alliance. Enjoy!

SHANG TSUNG
generic: Are you finished? I wonder if your soul is even worth devouring.
vs. Bo Rai Cho: Join your student in death, retch.
vs. Quan Chi: This Alliance is over. Now only I rule!
vs. Scorpion: So you seek Quan Chi? Let us talk...
vs. Kenshi: First I took your sight. Now I take your soul.
vs. Kano: Perhaps now you will learn loyalty.
vs. Kung Lao: Your bloodline will bother me no more.
vs. Drahmin: Stop fooling around and get back to your dungeon!
vs. Raiden: You gave up your status for this?! You truly are pathetic.
vs. Reptile: You were once a great minion. Now you make me sick.

BO RAI CHO
generic: You underestimated me? Why would you do something like that?
vs. Shang Tsung: Bringing me out of retirement was a big mistake on your part.
vs. Bo Rai Cho: No offense, but you stink!
vs. Quan Chi: Not bad for an albino. Ha ha!
vs. Li Mei: Cover up your chest, woman! I hate it when people lack dignity!
vs. Kung Lao: I'm not playing around, boy! Now try again and this time fight like you mean it!
vs. Drahmin: My vomit attack is easy to do when I have you as my opponent. Ha!
vs. Frost: Take a look at that hairdo! Or maybe I just drank too much sake.
vs. Mokap: Excuse me, but why are you covered with eggs?

QUAN CHI
generic: Your puny attacks are nothing to my sorcery, fool.
vs. Shang Tsung: Your services are no longer needed. The Dragon King's army is mine!
vs. Li Mei: Your body almost makes me regret having to remove your soul.
vs. Scorpion: Annoying specter! When will you learn your lesson?
vs. Mavado: That was impressive. Now go and destroy the Special Agent spy for your reward.
vs. Sub-Zero: Even more worthless than your brother. Tell him I send my regards.
vs. Kano: Now that I have your attention, I have matters to discuss about our friend Shang Tsung...
vs. Drahmin: You escaped Hell to find me. Tell me, how does the pain compare to right now?
vs. Raiden: I bet Shinnok wishes he was here to see your demise, Thunder God.

LI MEI
generic: I can't let you win. There is too much on the line.
vs. Quan Chi: I am awarded my freedom now, right?
vs. Johnny Cage: Remove those glasses! I want to make sure there's eye contact.
vs. Sub-Zero: My, it got cold all of the sudden. Hey, what are you looking at?!
vs. Kano: Now I can finally finish you off!
vs. Kitana: P-Princess Kitana? I'm sorry, I had no idea!

SCORPION
generic: Vengeance is my only destiny. Stepping in my way is fatal.
vs. Shang Tsung: You are Quan Chi's accomplice? You die by association, Shang.
vs. Quan Chi: Scream all you want, murderous scum! You are MINE now!
vs. Kenshi: We are kindred spirits, warrior. I wish you luck on your mission.
vs. Johnny Cage: Go back to the land of make believe, worm.
vs. Sub-Zero: My apologies. I did not know it was you.
vs. Kung Lao: Revenge on Shang Tsung? I grant you mercy.
vs. Drahmin: Without your friend around, you are nothing.
vs. Frost: You are Sub-Zero's student? You live... this time.
vs. Cyrax: You tried to murder Sub-Zero once before. Now you will pay, Lin Kuei scum!
vs. Moloch: This monster can't contain my unbridled rage.

SONYA BLADE
generic: I don't need a silly handstand to kick your ass!
vs. Shang Tsung: You have no idea how long I've been waiting to thrash you!
vs. Li Mei: Oh, for the love of... It's called a bra! Look into it.
vs. Kenshi: Agent Kenshi, I found you. Any luck in tracking down Cyrax?
vs. Mavado: Who in the hell are you, and how do you know who I am? Answer me!
vs. Johnny Cage: You should thank me. I just let out some air from your fat head.
vs. Kano: I win again. This time I'm going to make sure you pay for your crimes!
vs. Kung Lao: Liu's death is hard on all of us. Don't let it cloud your judgment, okay?
vs. Hsu Hao: Well look who we have here. Too bad I promised Jax I'd let him take care of you.
vs. Frost: You still think you're so great? I'm standing and you're not!
vs. Jax: I love you like a brother, but you seriously talk way too much.
vs. Kitana: Kiss of Death? I need to call a lawyer about this.
vs. Cyrax: It's good to see you're still functioning, Agent Cyrax. Let's go kick some ass and then go home.

KENSHI
generic: The eyes that see can be deceived. You're the one with the handicap.
vs. Shang Tsung: Hello, old man. Long time no see.
vs. Bo Rai Cho: Take a bath, slob.
vs. Quan Chi: I think I'll let you live, only so that specter can tear you apart.
vs. Scorpion: You're out to get Quan Chi? Good. Because I want Shang Tsung all to myself.
vs. Sonya: Go find the robot yourself. I have business to take care of.
vs. Mavado: Your mission is to kill me? Go to Hell.
vs. Kung Lao: I don't care about your dead friend. Shang Tsung is mine.
vs. Nitara: Wings? What kind of woman are you?
vs. Drahmin: I may be blind but I can still tell you're hideous.
vs. Hsu Hao: It's your fault I'm stranded here. I should thank you before I slice your head off.
vs. Jax: What are we waiting for? You take care of Hsu Hao and I'll take care of Tsung.
vs. Kitana: You're royalty? Good for you. My ancestors were Warrior Kings. In battle, that's where it counts.
vs. Cyrax: The others are waiting for you. Forget about the bloodsucker.

MAVADO
generic: The emblem of the Red Dragon is the last thing you will ever see.
vs. Shang Tsung: What am I doing? Returning a favor to Quan Chi.
vs. Quan Chi: Enough with these games. Give me Kano. Now!
vs. Scorpion: Out to annihilate Quan Chi? Not on my watch.
vs. Sonya: Should I kill you now or wait until the Red Dragon is supreme?
vs. Kenshi: The spy has been eliminated. The Black Dragon will die shortly.
vs. Sub-Zero: The Lin Kuei? A force of good? I cannot allow that.
vs. Kano: Your life is over, you cancer! The Black Dragon is now a disgusting memory!
vs. Nitara: Looks like somebody needs their wings clipped.
vs. Hsu Hao: That is why I'm the leader and you're not. Now listen up. I have orders...
vs. Jax: You should have stayed home, Major Briggs. It would have saved you the wounds.
vs. Kitana: Crying over your dead boyfriend? Be thankful he never lived long enough to meet me.
vs. Raiden: A god? Raiden, you fool. The Red Dragon is more powerful than a mere god.
vs. Moloch: Shang Tsung's secret weapon? Heh. You never even saw me coming.

JOHNNY CAGE
generic: Hey, I'm an actor but even I can't pretend that was hard!
vs. Shang Tsung: Liu was a good guy. He would have let you live. Too bad I'm not Liu.
vs. Bo Rai Cho: I should go to rehab just for fighting you!
vs. Quan Chi: Did I walk into the additions for the next Crow movie?
vs. Li Mei: Ouch! I guess I was a little too rough. Listen, I know this makeup lady who's great...
vs. Scorpion: Johnny Cage triumphs over Scorpion! I love it when life imitates art!
vs. Sonya: Sonya Cage. It has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?
vs. Kenshi: You hated Gist of My Fist? What are you, blind or something?
vs. Johnny Cage: No thanks. I do my own stunts.
vs. Sub-Zero: I may be out of the loop, but how long have you been this old?
vs. Kung Lao: I know you want to avenge Liu. What makes you think I don't either?
vs. Jax: "Aw yeah"? "That's what I'm talking about"? Jeez, who writes your dialogue?
vs. Raiden: So would you call my performance electric?
vs. Reptile: Johnny Cage vs. Godzilla. I think I'll toss that by marketing.
vs. Mokap: It's cool that you're trying to help, buddy, but why the full costume?
vs. Moloch: Ugly, vicious and carrying a ball and chain. You remind me of my ex-wife.

SUB-ZERO
generic: You can apologize once you thaw out.
vs. Shang Tsung: Your fall marks the new beginning of the Lin Kuei.
vs. Quan Chi: It's your decision: live and face Scorpion or die and face my brother.
vs. Li Mei: I am sorry to hear about your enslavement. The Lin Kuei will set things right, I assure you.
vs. Scorpion: You are on my side? Coming from the man who murdered my brother, that's hard to swallow.
vs. Mavado: Trying to use stealth against a Lin Kuei? How brainless are you?
vs. Frost: Your skills are improving. You may have won if you kept your ego in check.
vs. Kitana: I have to ask: why are you dressed like a ninja anyway?
vs. Raiden: Amazing! This amulet makes my powers rival your own. I swear to keep it from evil.
vs. Reptile: Cold blooded? Not nearly cold enough.
vs. Cyrax: It is good to see your will back. Your return to the Lin Kuei would be appreciated.
vs. Blaze: A man made of flame? I enjoy a fair fight.

KANO
generic: I'm so nice I'll give ya a quick death. 'Cause that's the kinda guy I am.
vs. Shang Tsung: Well how about that? Ya really do have a black heart!
vs. Quan Chi: The greatest general eva leadin' the perfect army. Sounds good ta me!
vs. Li Mei: Makin' me look bad? I'll kill ya twice over!
vs. Sonya: 'Ello, love! Last time I tore out some of ya hair. This time I'll tear ya limb from limb!
vs. Kenshi: In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king!
vs. Mavado: What? Can you repeat that? Sorry, Mr. Red Dragon but I can't hear ya with my knife in ya throat!
vs. Johnny Cage: Come on, Cage! Say it! Say, "I'll be back!"
vs. Kung Lao: Aw, Liu's dead? That's too bad! I woulda loved carvin' that turkey!
vs. Drahmin: Take that stupid mask off. Oy, put 'er back on! Put 'er back on!
vs. Hsu Hao: I think I'll stab ya once for every Black Dragon ya took out. Screw that, I'll stab till I get tired!
vs. Jax: Special Forces? More like Special Olympics!
vs. Kitana: I killed Sheeva. I killed Goro. I should just off the entire race while I'm at it, eh?
vs. Reptile: Crikey! Look at the size of that croc!
vs. Mokap: And they say I look silly.

KUNG LAO
generic: What, a Shaolin warrior would never fight like this? Consider today my day off.
vs. Shang Tsung: I have lots of talents, Tsung, but granting you mercy isn't one of them.
vs. Bo Rai Cho: Don't beat yourself up. You still have years of great fighting left.
vs. Quan Chi: You're to blame for Liu's death. Why don't you wear my hat? ...It looks good on you.
vs. Scorpion: Thanks. Your existence is a reminder that I have to keep my anger in check.
vs. Johnny Cage: Quan Chi is sneaky. I need you to watch my back as I take on Tsung.
vs. Kano: I think you dented my hat!
vs. Kitana: You need to go back to trying to build order. This is my battle.
vs. Raiden: Did I win because I have stronger skills or because I have a cooler hat? You choose.
vs. Mokap: I don't have time for this. Get out of my way, doofus.

NITARA
generic: Me lose? What do you take me for, a succubus?
vs. Shang Tsung: You devour souls? How revolting.
vs. Bo Rai Cho: Your blood makes me feel strange. You almost look handsome now...
vs. Scorpion: That was a close one. It's a good thing your weapon isn't wooden.
vs. Kenshi: Away with you! The robot is mine!
vs. Mavado: Say the word and you can be one of us, handsome. Don't and I'll just suck you dry.
vs. Johnny Cage: If it wasn't for your movie Black Belt Dracula, you would be rotting by now.
vs. Sub-Zero: Ugh. Your blood is so cold it gave me a headache.
vs. Frost: I am glad I'm finished with you. My tongue got stuck to your neck.
vs. Jax: Tall, dark and handsome. Mmm... my favorite.
vs. Reptile: Infernal creature! Turning on me was your final mistake!
vs. Cyrax: I'm glad you are working for me. This black blood of yours tastes horrible.
vs. Blaze: I don't care about your problems! I demand you get me that orb this instant!

DRAHMIN
generic: Pain! Pain! I must give you more pain!
vs. Bo Rai Cho: Filthy glutton! Swallow my despair!
vs. Quan Chi: Don't run! I just want to send you home!
vs. Li Mei: I'll smash your purity! Destroy!
vs. Scorpion: Stupid! You cannot beat an Oni!
vs. Kenshi: Stronger senses!? Then you will feel MORE pain!
vs. Johnny Cage: You reek of the heavens! Die!
vs. Hsu Hao: Your heart burns me! Grah!
vs. Frost: I'll feast upon your pride! Embrace misery!
vs. Jax: Stupid mortal! Your metal fists cannot counter my club!
vs. Cyrax: ARGH! Must crack the shell!
vs. Mokap: You will suffer the most!
vs. Moloch: Moloch strong! I am stronger!

HSU HAO
generic: It isn't my mission to kill you. Consider yourself lucky.
vs. Shang Tsung: It is Mavado's will. Your begging won't change a thing.
vs. Quan Chi: Do not worry. I have no reasons to take over your operation.
vs. Li Mei: If you're looking for sympathy, look elsewhere.
vs. Scorpion: Persistent in fulfilling your task. I like that.
vs. Sonya: Does my betrayal anger you? Tell someone who cares!
vs. Kenshi: The Special Forces Agent! Mavado will be pleased.
vs. Mavado: I await further orders, my leader.
vs. Kano: You are still alive? Not for long.
vs. Jax: So you still found a way into Outworld. It doesn't change a thing.
vs. Raiden: Even you will bow down to Mavado and the Red Dragon, Thunder God.

FROST
generic: You don't look so good. I think you caught my cold.
vs. Quan Chi: You were looking pale so I tanned your hide!
vs. Scorpion: I can't help but wonder how Sifu had so much trouble dealing with you.
vs. Sonya: Nice thong straps. With your age you should probably be wearing granny underwear.
vs. Johnny Cage: I may be cocky, but at least I have skills to back it up.
vs. Sub-Zero: Didn't try your hardest? What a liar!
vs. Nitara: Next time you challenge me, at least come fully dressed.
vs. Hsu Hao: Don't you know? I'm just too cold to hold!
vs. Kitana: There's a new ninja girl in town, Princess.
vs. Raiden: Still think I'm too inexperienced?
vs. Cyrax: Great. My predecessor is a toaster.
vs. Blaze: Well you are flaming, I'll give you that.

JAX BRIGGS
generic: The Strongest Man on Earth with state of the art metal arms! Man, what were you even thinking?!
vs. Shang Tsung: Some magician! You can't even pull my foot out your behind!
vs. Quan Chi: So which one are you: Siegfried or Roy?
vs. Sonya: Girl, you are tough! One of these days you'll be giving me orders.
vs. Kenshi: I don't need to see clear to fracture your rear!
vs. Mavado: So you're Hsu Hao's buddy? Then your ass is most definitely grass!
vs. Johnny Cage: Dude, all I ask is to just get one decent actor to play me, all right?
vs. Sub-Zero: What, I thought you'd like being knocked out cold!
vs. Kano: I got more brains in my left hand than you do in your entire head! Metal too, now that I think about it.
vs. Nitara: You're a vampire? Funny thing, because you suck!
vs. Hsu Hao: Run and hide in another dimension! I still caught your ass, sucka!
vs. Cyrax: Pack your toothbrush, because we're goin' home, man!

KITANA
generic: For my people I will never lose.
vs. Shang Tsung: This kiss is for Liu's soul to feel. But the pain is for you.
vs. Bo Rai Cho: Even the heroes of Outworld are nauseating!
vs. Quan Chi: You should have killed me when you had the chance. I don't make mistakes like that.
vs. Li Mei: Sais. I hate sais.
vs. Scorpion: That truly was the ultimate battle.
vs. Sonya: You are a true treasure to our gender. I could use a new general if you are interested.
vs. Kano: This is for Goro, you repulsive fool!
vs. Kung Lao: Be more careful. The Deadly Alliance won't be as merciful.
vs. Nitara: You filthy parasite! How dare you claim that we are alike?
vs. Drahmin: If you want a rematch, at least bathe first.
vs. Jax: Even Goro would commend you on your strength.
vs. Kitana: Another clone? At least this time Shang Tsung got the teeth right.
vs. Reptile: And to think we were once allies.

RAIDEN
generic: Trying to anger a thunder god. I can see thinking is not one of your strong points.
vs. Shang Tsung: You've devoured your last soul, sorcerer.
vs. Bo Rai Cho: You're much stronger than I remember. It seems looks can be deceiving, even to me.
vs. Quan Chi: You've taken over the Netherealm, Edenia and Outworld. But if you think you will ever own Earthrealm, you are sadly mistaken.
vs. Kenshi: I have to admit, I'm somewhat sorry that I never sought out your help during Kahn's invasion.
vs. Johnny Cage: If you quit worrying about your ego and started worrying about my fist, you may have stood a chance.
vs. Sub-Zero: The Lin Kuei and Earthrealm are in good hands with one as noble as you among them.
vs. Kung Lao: If you live solely for revenge, then you will fall into their trap.
vs. Frost: Your sense of hubris seems unhealthy. Keep it up and fate will not smile upon you.
vs. Kitana: I hope you are not too offended. I do not want this fight to be considered an interrealm incident.
vs. Raiden: Strange, he fought just like me. Perhaps Shinnok's death was a farce.
vs. Reptile: I look upon your madness and feel only guilt for my actions.
vs. Cyrax: Ironic, is it not? I defeated you with the help of your own life force.
vs. Mokap: Kurtis Stryker? I thought you had perished!

REPTILE
generic: Fool! I ssssee through your dissssguisssse, sssshapeshifter!
vs. Shang Tsung: Yessss! Now you will pay! Now you will pay dearly!
vs. Quan Chi: I would never join sssssomeone assss weak assss you! Die!
vs. Scorpion: There issss no meat on thissss prey!
vs. Kano: You let him die! Your lazinesssss now bringssss you doom!
vs. Nitara: You can no longer control me with your mind trickssss, temptressss!
vs. Kitana: Can you hear it? It'ssss your father laughing in Hell!
vs. Reptile: No! It can't be! It musssst be an illusion!
vs. Cyrax: Take me to the vampire! Take me too her!
vs. Blaze: That egg... I feel drawn to it...

CYRAX
generic: I'm just full of surprises!
vs. Shang Tsung: I know magic too. I'm going to make your life disappear.
vs. Li Mei: Seems I'm not the only one around here with silicon implants.
vs. Scorpion: Nice costume. Have you been going through my closet?
vs. Sonya: You found me! Let me borrow one of those tonfas so I can sharpen it and give Nitara my letter of resignation.
vs. Kenshi: So you're saying we're both stranded. Great. Just great.
vs. Mavado: Looking for a Special Forces agent? So that means...
vs. Johnny Cage: I want my seven bucks back, Keanu.
vs. Sub-Zero: TERMINATE SUB-ZERO. TERMINATE SUB-ZERO. No, I'm just messing with you. I never thanked you for your reprogramming job.
vs. Kano: Wow, a metal eye. That's so cutting edge. Yawn.
vs. Nitara: I'll help you free your world. But if you back out of our deal, so help me...
vs. Jax: Good old Jax. Always lending a hand.
vs. Reptile: You're not getting away this time, salamander. Now who sent you?!
vs. Cyrax: Sektor...? Did you get a new paint job?
vs. Blaze: So all you do is guard a giant egg? No thanks. I don't like mine hard-boiled.

BLAZE
generic: My fury is your bridge to the afterlife.
vs. Bo Rai Cho: Your blood burns so easily. Strange.
vs. Scorpion: Fighting me with flames? Are you that ignorant?
vs. Sub-Zero: Your ice only annoys me.
vs. Nitara: I cannot allow you to intrude the Egg!
vs. Frost: I'll melt you down, you stupid girl.
vs. Kitana: Fan the flames all you want. You will never stop me.
vs. Reptile: The Egg! It's... It's hatching!
vs. Cyrax: Orb? I know of no orb here.

MOKAP
generic: You can't fake these moves!
vs. Shang Tsung: Foiled by the Mokap Man! I bet you didn't see that coming!
vs. Quan Chi: Escrima? Where are your sticks?
vs. Sonya: I don't suppose you know what the hell I'm doing here?
vs. Kenshi: Hey, look at me when I'm talking to you!
vs. Johnny Cage: Johnny, is that you? What the hell is going on!?
vs. Nitara: How do you put your top on with those wings in the way? No really, this is weirding me out.
vs. Kitana: Great, now I'm being attacked by swimsuit models.
vs. Raiden: Can you please send me home? This isn't funny!
vs. Cyrax: Whoa. Cool props!

MOLOCH
generic: DESTROY!
vs. Shang Tsung: MOLOCH CAN'T BE CONTROLLED! SMASH!
vs. Quan Chi: CRUSH YOU! CRUSH!
vs. Li Mei: DESTROY INNOCENCE!
vs. Scorpion: MOLOCH SQUASH YOU AGAIN! STAY SQUISHED!
vs. Sub-Zero: CRUSHED ICE!
vs. Drahmin: MOLOCH STRONGEST ONI! MOLOCH STRONGEST!
vs. Jax: STRONGEST HUMAN STILL PUNY TO MOLOCH!