Because Sub Zero stole my ice cream cone and every since i have just discriminated against ninjas

(btw i like the ninjas)

I Sheeva into Pop, R&B, Rock or Techno?

Rice Bubbles.....

Why does johnny wear tape on his hands and feet?

he likes the feelings it gives him

who would win in a game of black jack out of: smoke,noob,sub-zero,scorpion,lui kang,kung lao and sonya

smoke 100% he would make them loose all their money in at most 30 minutes

Which characters is the most into alcohol, excluding bo' rai cho?

Shinnok; he's depressed.

Why does Sheeva have sun spots all over her back?

she was in the sun too long

why doesn't she use suncream?

no-one wants to apply it on her(wonder why?!) and she can't reach to well with any of her arms

why is shinnok depressed?

He got his ass kicked by a mortal.

Why is Ermac so short?

because all of the souls that were fused to him were midgets

why do tarkatans have a big jaw

they over did it with that toothpaste shao khan keeps selling them


what would be smoke's ideal job?

ICT consultant

Why did Kitana stop wearing her veil?

So she can prove that shes been brushing her teeth everyday.

What happened to Haviks face?

you really really don't want to know, lets just say it involves a chaosrealm malfunctioning lawnmower


Which MK character would you most like for president?

Bo Rai Cho, hes the only one that meets the age limits and is likely to choke on a pretzel and/or get shot by a sniper.

Why does Goro have four arms, can he not multi-task?

He can but he's lazy

Why are some of the characters in the dark prizon?

They got arrested for murder

Why does Reptile morph (from MK1 to MK D)

Cause he misses his mommy and daddy.


Why did Ghost Rider put a fire-proof ninja suit (plus skin) on and call himself "Scorpion"?

because he didn't like the way he looked

why did nitara decide to do that episode of buffy the vampire slayer?

cosmetic surgery.

when in all of the mortal kombat tournaments, did everyone have the time to go buy go karts.

while the armageddon was happening of course.

why wasnt the game called Mortal Kombat: Johnny Cage ROX!?

because johnny cage doesn't "rock"


who is smoke's perfect soulmate?

Noob Saibot

Who is Darrius' perfect soulmate?

his right hand

why did the lin kuei make cyborgs

Sheeva.

Was Jerrod ever around to see his baby girl grow up?

You're nasty, lolz...

Anywayz, because they thought that turning into cyborgs would give them all freezing abilities like Subby.



Lolz, Sheeva and Dairou - my two favourite characters.

Anywayz, no, he went on holidays to Barbados, but never came back (P.S. Are you talking about King Jerrod from MK or the moderator Jerrod from this site?)