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•06/23/2006 01:08 PM (UTC) •
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No, he shits on people's heads. Like yours.

Why?
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 •06/23/2006 01:29 PM (UTC) •
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He is a bad aimer...

Is Bo' Rai Cho depressed? He looks like he is an emotional eater and he is obvious an alcoholic...
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 •06/23/2006 03:13 PM (UTC) •
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nope he just likes food

is reiko into bondage? i mean, have you seen his new costume? mightaswell come with a whip...hope that aint his new weapon...
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 •06/23/2006 03:21 PM (UTC) •
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Yes.

Why did the crew give the girls (Kitana/Mileena/Jade) in UMK3/MKT ugly hair buns?
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 •06/23/2006 05:46 PM (UTC) •
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A tribute to the grandma MK fans out there.

What would it be like if BloodRayne joined MK?
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•06/23/2006 05:51 PM (UTC) •
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I wouldn't care.

What if Zelda joined MK? (and not Link.)
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 •06/23/2006 05:52 PM (UTC) •
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kira would kill her for looking like her

will liu kang marry kitana? and if so, will it be considered necrophilia?
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•06/23/2006 05:56 PM (UTC) •
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(Zelda looking like Kira? WTFBBQ?)

Yes, and it won't, 'cause he'll be resurrected.

Will Jade and Nightwolf hook up?
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•06/23/2006 07:02 PM (UTC) •
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No, Jade "drinks from the furry cup"

When did Sonya get her bellybutton pierced?
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 •06/23/2006 07:06 PM (UTC) •
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On her birthday.

What would happen if Sub-Zero did not succeed to defeat Scorpion in their very first encounter as seen on MK Mythologies: Sub-Zero?
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•06/23/2006 07:54 PM (UTC) •
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They would be ghey lovers.

Why is Rain purple?
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 •06/24/2006 02:10 AM (UTC) •
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Because all of the other colours were already taken with the other ninjas

Why is Dairou so damn ugly? (He is such a good character, but seriously, have you seen his face?)
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 •06/24/2006 12:45 PM (UTC) •
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He wanted to look like Jet Li but his plastic surgeon was Freddy Krueger.

Who will be Quan Chi's 3 new assassins?
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 •06/24/2006 01:38 PM (UTC) •
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Scorpion, Shinnok and Moloch - they are all very loyal assassins who would never harm Quan Chi... ever.wink

Why don't they get rid of Subby, Scorpion, Reptile, Rain, Ermac, Smoke and Noob and just get Chameleon instead?
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Why don't you have a seat?

 •06/24/2006 01:47 PM (UTC) •
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Because Ed Boon is influenced by Prince too much to let his beloved Rain go.

Why does Shao Kahn taunt you so much?
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 •06/24/2006 02:09 PM (UTC) •
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Because he wants to make fun of you - why else taunt someone? He must be pretty full of himself if you ask me...

Why doesn't Frost have green hair?
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 •06/24/2006 03:24 PM (UTC) •
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Coz then they would have to call her Flora.

Why is Sareena wearing a thong now?
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 •06/25/2006 12:17 AM (UTC) •
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so she can just rip the strap and take a sh**t during battle.




why does reptile almost devolve in each mk game?
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 •06/25/2006 12:29 AM (UTC) •
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because he's gay.

why doesn't stryker just fall over and die!?winkglasses
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 •06/25/2006 12:50 AM (UTC) •
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Because the MK Team have put so much effort into him being a cool new character... the least they can do is make it a slow and painful death!

Is Kuatan a good fighting Style?
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Why don't you have a seat?

 •06/25/2006 01:17 AM (UTC) •
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Heck yes!

Why does Hsu Hao wear a green hat?
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 •06/25/2006 01:28 AM (UTC) •
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because he's gay.

why doesnt kano shave once in a while???smileglasses
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Why don't you have a seat?

 •06/25/2006 01:46 AM (UTC) •
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He likes having some stubble.

Why is Mokap such a knave?
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 •06/25/2006 02:47 AM (UTC) •
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SickFreak Wrote:
He likes having some stubble.

Why is Mokap such a knave?


Because he trying too hard to get Johny Cage's attention.

What would happen if Noob-Saibot and Sub-zero were agrueing on Jerry springer Instead of killing each?
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 •06/25/2006 03:34 AM (UTC) •
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They'd be on the show "My Brother's A Freak!" and end up killing the audience while Frost did a pole dance.

What would happen if you asked Rayden for directions to a mortal kombat fight?
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