He will probably kill me because I teased him about his hat...

What would happen if you asked Shinnok directions to a MK tournament?

you'd get lost.


When will stryker get a sex change?

He already did.

Why is Scorpion yellow?

Because yellow is his favorite color.

Why is Ermac red?

Because red is his fav colour.

Why does havik dresses a hood int his alt?

Because you tough yourself at night.

Why does Ermac_Rain touch himself at night?

Because he like's you.

Does hotaru have a stick up his butt?

NO, He Already Had His Date With Bo'Rai Cho......(haahaha)

Did Ermac Ever Go Out With Jade?

No he just hit it and quit it..

Why does sheeva sound like a man?

cause Midway has a thing 4 girls who sound like men




Where can i buy a mask like Drahmins?

you cant

why cant we all just get along?

Yes...

What if the movies were canon in the storyline?

then i would shoot myself.


if a tree in the living forest falls and no one is around 2 hear it, does it make a sound?

Yeah it would say, Ouch!

What would Chuck Norris say if he were in MK?

I'll roundhouse you back to the Beetle Lair!

What would Rachel Bilson say if she was in Mortal Kombat?

She would say " hey, I'm up here." when the male characters speak to her.

Why does Noob-Saibot decide to be white, instead of a black guy who can beat up everyone else?

because he wants to be the new prince of pop

does smoke have the answer to the purpose of meaning?

does subzero have 24/7 shrinkage?

you were supposed to answer my question first... i'm really curios about that.

No smoke doesn't have the answer, that's why he's noob's bitch

sub-zero probably have 24/7 shrinkage


What would happen if Kung Lao & Rayden exchanged hats?

i know the answer i taught about it.... kung lao would become a shrimp vendor in downtown LA and Raiden would join cage and remake all of clint eastwood's old movies


will we see another new interesting hat wearer in the next games?

Yup, Bert the hard hat wearing Contruction worker and his 'jackhammer' yikes!

will there be Nudeality in the Next Gen MK?

Depend's how much money you get in the krypt to get some of that action.

why does it seem everyone in the Neatherealm wear black bondage suits?

It makes them look sexy.

What if there were actual MK characters visiting this site now? :O