because it kept on getting stuck in doors

does mileena thinks she gives good head?

Well.......by the fact that Reptile ran out of the room screaming and crying.....probly not


Would Goro make it as a pornstar?

Somehow I don't think so...

In MKA, will Kano or Kabal be the leader of the Black Dragon?

Kabal because he has hair


what happens if a figher has to shit in the middle of a fight?

they fight the battle monkey style and fling poo at their enemy thus making the enemy confused and mildly disturbed

does mokap suck more than a gay vampire?

by a long shot



why is Stryker so gay

He is not.



Why is Reptile so lightweight?

he didnt go to college


what if lui kang had 3 heads

Then he would have seen Quan Chi coming from behind in MKDA.


What if Scorpion was a girl?

He would be known as Scorpina and be *shudders* another pallet swap.

Will Nitara, Sindel and Onaga be able to fly in MKA?

will pigs be able to fly in armageddon?

wil reptile be a reptile in MKA?

No, Reptile will be a Darrius in MKA

Will Kitana and Lui Kang get hitched?

Yes, but Mileena will get jealous

Why does Sindel's hair look like a skunk (inverted)?

She can't afford to fully colour her hair from white to black, so she only colours parts of her hair.

Why did Tanya go against her realm of Edenia? Is it because the realm had no Mc Donalds?

hmm...lets see....because it is!...WOW!

why does johnys hair look like hair?

hmm...lets see....because it is!...WOW!

Why did Tanya go against her realm of Edenia? Is it because the realm had no Mc Donalds?

Nope, its because it had no Burger King.


Does Jade where green because of her name?

yes she likes to match

does sindel do the banshee scream when she orgasms

nope....just a regular scream


since kitana isnt his "real" daughter.......would it be weird for Shao Kahn to hook up with her?

Yes, it would be weird.

Why does Tanya wear yellow?

Because if she pees in her suit during a fight, nobody will notice!

How Scorpions head can burn only when he pulls his mask off?

the mask is flame retardent

why dose ashrah wear a big stupid hat?

That hat's nothing. You should see the one her sister wears...


Why is Sub-Zero old in MKDA?

He threatened to kill me if I told him the truth!

Why did the team force Liu to kill Jade in MK:Shaolin Monks? Did they bribe him?

Jade didnt wave to them when they saw each other on the street, so they were mad.


what does Goro dress up as for halloween?