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None other than the Trix rabbit! So Taven tracked him down and found out that it was his brother, Daegon that has stolen the roster to the next Mortal Kombat generation game. Daegon runs while..
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 •06/18/2006 01:23 PM (UTC) •
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The real Trix Rabbit starts sueing the kids because they keep stealing his goddamn Trix! It's the biggest crime tehy've ever seen! "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids" they said. How come they couldn't just give him some cereal!? *starts crying*
They take the Trix rabbit to court with the kids. Hotaru as the judge is very strict on the rules of his realm, so he sentences all the kids to death on the spot. So Taven comes in and kills them while the Trix rabbit finally gets to eat a bowl of cereal..
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 •06/18/2006 01:40 PM (UTC) •
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What is Trix?
Then Taven remembers Daegon and forgets about the Trix Rabbit. He follows him to the Beetle Lair. In there, Dairou had just killed Darrius. He says 'that's for my parents'. Then Dairou sees Daegon. Dairou chases and kills Daegon. Then Taven comes out and says 'thanks man, I needed that roster!' Dairou looks at Taven and challenges him to Mortal Kombat. They have an epic battle, resulting in...
The destruction of the Beetle Lair, but a mysterious portal opens up.. Taven and Dairou are being sucked forcefully into the portal, not knowing where the portal is going to take them Taven goes into it without a fight while Dairou is still struggling to hold onto a pole which eventually breaks and he is sucked into the portal. Taven says "OH NO, WHY? WHY HERE, WHY NOW? WE HAVE BEEN TELEPORTED TO THE.."
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 •06/18/2006 01:49 PM (UTC) •
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them both exploding in a horrible Beetle exploding accident. Meanwhile the enirgizer bunny challenged this emotion:sleep to death combat!
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 •06/18/2006 02:21 PM (UTC) •
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GodOfWar-TheElder Wrote:
The destruction of the Beetle Lair, but a mysterious portal opens up.. Taven and Dairou are being sucked forcefully into the portal, not knowing where the portal is going to take them Taven goes into it without a fight while Dairou is still struggling to hold onto a pole which eventually breaks and he is sucked into the portal. Taven says "OH NO, WHY? WHY HERE, WHY NOW? WE HAVE BEEN TELEPORTED TO THE.."

The whole trix things was making me lmao but to continue
city known as south park colorado where they saw a fimular face hanging with the south park kids they were
Goro and Kintaro playing house with the little kids of South Park.. Goro and Kintaro played the dad and all the kids were the mommys, these were the rules of the game by Kintaro and Goro because they are perverted fucked, anyway Michael Jackson came to instruct them how to play how the way he does so he told them to..
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Join the KMD (Kang Must Die) club and recieve a free piece of his corpse, no donation=1 of his fingers. small donation= a limb. Large donation=the turkey voiced Monkey boy's Head.

 •06/18/2006 03:21 PM (UTC) •
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get the fuck out so he can show the kids how to sleep correctly then a sound was heard and someone came in it was.....
Peter pan and Jarek, Peter pan just went to go to never land with Michael Jackson and Jarek just went to beat the fuck out of some little bastards(kids) so he started throwin kids around like rag dolls, michael jackson tried to stop him so Jarek punished him by..
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 •06/18/2006 07:22 PM (UTC) •
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Pulling Mokap's dead body out of his merse and throwing it at him. Michael Jackson went straight to the Netherrealm, but as he was leaving, he yelled "NEVER!" and ran into Jarek, transporting them both to hell.
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 •06/18/2006 08:12 PM (UTC) •
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After regaining consciousness, Jarek woke up in the Netherrealm, lying next to Michael . . . which was strange for Mike, because Jarek was not 12.
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Wait a minute...theres no Angus McLeod in North Kiltown.

 •06/18/2006 08:18 PM (UTC) •
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To end the awkardnes jarek must feel we switch scenes to Scorpion and Quan Chi who are enganging eachother in a game of kickball to see who gets to kill who.
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 •06/18/2006 09:35 PM (UTC) •
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the power is suddenly cut off and when it came back on the winner was......
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•06/18/2006 10:19 PM (UTC) •
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Kung Lao's rabbit, Mr. Whiskers, who was chewing both their faces off at the same time.
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 •06/19/2006 01:51 AM (UTC) •
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Then Blaze teams up with Reptile and they both await a worthy warrior at the pyramid, then after much waiting the warrior who arrives is...
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 •06/19/2006 05:19 PM (UTC) •
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Johnny cage but he slipps and falls off the prymid.
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 •06/19/2006 05:34 PM (UTC) •
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but doesn't die, 5 minutes later another guy falls its.....
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•06/19/2006 05:36 PM (UTC) •
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Nightwolf, in...SEXY BOXERS! *dun dun dun* He thinks about petting Mr. Whiskers but remembers what happened when...
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Wait a minute...theres no Angus McLeod in North Kiltown.

 •06/19/2006 09:13 PM (UTC) •
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Mr. Whiskers ripped Nightwolf's face of too. Shao Kahn made Mr. Whiskers his champion to fight in the Mortal Kombat Tournament located at none other than...
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 •06/19/2006 10:46 PM (UTC) •
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His mind he thinks of it so he acually wins this tournment
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 •06/19/2006 11:29 PM (UTC) •
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While Blaze and Reptile are still waiting at the pyramid(irrelevant) Zombie Liu Kang...
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•06/19/2006 11:59 PM (UTC) •
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...is making turkey noises to the tune of Beethoven #5. Nightwolf gets his face reattached by sinister techniques involving midgets. He then throws one of the midgets at Kang, who...
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 •06/20/2006 12:15 AM (UTC) •
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Bicycle kicks Nightwolf into a nearby firepit. Nightwolf gets out of the fire alright, but his sexy boxers are burned off, leaving Nightwolf nude.
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•06/20/2006 12:23 AM (UTC) •
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Evanji rins and snaps some pictures, then runs the hell away before he sees her, remarking that he's quite well hung. Nightwolf tries to cover his parts with a charred piece of wood but...
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