Granted, but the sixty bucks is counterfeit, so you go to jail and end up making someone's metal gear rise. *stupid i know* lol

I wish Shaq Fu got remade for the ps4

Granted! People make it their mission to ensure that every copy of it is destroyed like the cartridge versions.
I wish for a pet cat.

Granted, only one copy is available in existence due to some bullshit licensing reasons. It's selling for upwards of $49,963 and the price is growing ever higher by the minute because Shaq Fu is suddenly popular.

I wish the clouds would rain chocolate milk.

Both wishes are granted! unfortunately the pet cat can't stand the chocolate rain and tears your face off... Also dogs die from chocolate poisoning and everyone gets diabeetus from all the chocolate milk

I wish I was an expert archer

Granted! However, every bow you use breaks, preventing the skill from ever being demonstrated.
I wish The Beatles were all alive and well, and touring again.

granted but every single they bring out is like Revolution 9

I wish I had Hayley Williams

Man, I haven't seen this game in years!



Granted, but Hayley Williams is a zombie.


I wish I could afford to finish college without having to work. REAL LIFE PROBLEMS!

Granted! However, you can't find a job off your resime.

Jiro! How dare you steal the Wiki's "Wish-counter Wish" Game!;)

I wish that I had a fully functional 3DS.

I'll take that chance jk :D



Granted but all 3ds games in world have disappear

I wish I was a wrestler

Granted but your first opponent is Shao Kahn.

I wish I could turn into a Polar bear.

Granted, but instead of becoming the animal, you transform into an old gay man with excess white body hair.

I wish Hostess came back, and with a twinkie/ho ho hybrid

Granted! However, it's recalled due to finding shards of glass within them, and the company closes down.
I wish that I could get any gal I wanted.

Granted, but they turn into sand upon touching you.


I wish I could have seen my dad one last time before he died, two years ago.




Yes, I am attempting to make incorruptable wishes. And yes, my pappy is really deceased.

Granted, but he comes back as a zombie and you're his first victim

I wish Sonic '06 wasn't a bug riddled mess

Granted, it was never made. In its place was a Leisure Suit Larry-esq game starring Tails. It is about his exploring his sexuality with pretty much anything he can find and I mean anything, male, female, plant, animal, or inanimate object.


I wish Riyakou's wish wasn't corrupted.

Granted! Riyakou watched his father die, and his father didn't see him because he was too busy dying.
I wish I didn't have to pay rent.

Ouch,


Granted, you're homeless! Barefoot on the streets of Norilsk, Russia begging for Roubles.


I wish nerd-chic would go away.

Granted, but all former nerd-chic people now bully the real nerds relentlessly.

I wish I had a Stephen Amell's Green Arrow suit

I admit, that kinda hurt a bit, but I'll suck it up because it's a game and I chose to make the wish.



Granted, but it's super small because it was in the dryer too long.


I wish The Bachelor/ette would get cancelled already. It's taking up good programming space.

I was very torn about writing it, since it appeared to be a more serious and sore subject, but this is the "corrupt a wish" game and you guys threw it in for a challenge. I honestly meant no disrespect, and would only wish it upon my worst of enemies for them to watch a beloved parent die.

Granted! It gets replaced with "Who wants to Marry Honey Boo-Boo's Mom?" and gets a 3-year deal to document the search, the marriage, and the divorce.
I wish marijuana was legal.

Granted but now potheads have nothing to gripe about, so they turn to more harmful drugs like Cocaine, Heroin, and Crystal Meth.

I wish I could Teleport.

Granted, but you have no control over the destination.

I wish Pokémon were real

Granted, you get eaten by Gyarados.

I wish Zasalamel and Talim were in Soulcalibur V.



No worries, Jerrod.

Granted! Zasalamel and Talim are the only two players in the game.

I wish to become immortal.