Granted, the series gets cancelled before release.

I wish that I can make good drawings of anything.

Granted you are a great artist but, you are recognized around the world for your ability to draw the male scrotum perfectly. You go down in the history books as "The Sac". I wish that tony the tiger had a death battle with the original dog for cookie crisp.

Granted, and the winner becomes a voice in your head.

I wish that, for his dedication to this site, the Elder Gods would bless Mick-Lucifer and his kindred with many desirable virgins. Beautiful, human, fully-female women that will not explode, self-destruct, be in any way displeased with this, or possess any mental disorders.

Granted, each virgin is a product of human trafficking.

I wish I had my U-Pass already so I wouldn't have to stay home all the time.

Granted, the U-Pass allows you to walk through the open doorway leading to the outside of your house. Enjoy the sunshine.

I wish nebulae were able to be seen without visual magnification devices.

Good news, everyone! The nebulae can now be seen without visual magnification devices, but you have to watch a bunch of ads first because the nebulae are now owned by Wal-Mart. (That's right- just when you thought corporate America has gone to far, they start buying up the universe).

I wish someone would take me to dinner.

Baggage lmfao I can't stop laughing

Granted. However the person who takes you to dinner is a 300 lbs of muscle cannibal.

I wish LancASSter would suck a whole lot less.

Granted, they're down to only two BJs a day.

I wished that the last fight scene at the end of Avengers was a real historical event that took place exactly as portrayed in the movie.

Granted but before the epic last hit connects, the film cuts off then jumps to "meatspin" video with the entire audience vomiting everywhere with the puke smelling like rotten milk.


I wish. for an endless supply of Doritos.