You just got faced.

Lol, you are so wacky!
I really fucking hate life.

It seems like all I am is tired lately. This new medicine sucks. On a side note, I aced my oral for French, which is kinda amazing for me.

I don't want to be cruel.

Reread your sentence. I think you meant it in jest but it came off awfully cruel. =[

You should really work on that then, eh?

Oh man, i don't even know what the fuck.

...My great grandma was pregnant 36 times...gave birth to 19...
*fun fact of teh day with FNM

That's over 14.25 years of her life spent in pregnancy....even more if we could adjust for durations of the pregnancies that resulted in miscarriages/non-births.
I know that having a lot of kids was normal back then, but my goodness. Her poor, poor vagina. *shakes head*

COMPLIMENTS! Thank you
The phrase Suck It comes from the heart, sucking means you should go and suck on something that people want you to suck on. Though, when the phrase, Suck It, comes from a girl, god honestly what are you suppose to suck? There's nothing to suck on unless she claims to be someone she's not.
Though, when coming from a man who says "Suck It" it's perfectly known on what to suck, at least so I've heard.
Have I ever expereienced a moment to suck it? No, will I in the future? Doubt it. Even during it? Probably not, as facial expressions seem to scare them away more than actually doing other things during it.
Have I actually done it yet? ...No.

^have you been visiting my drug dealer?

Drugs is a very interesting topic to discuss about, though frankly in the world today, not that many care about it even though they should.
Though, taking showers to make you clean wouldn't hurt a bit, but I must say, you must know how to take a shower to make it just right. But I gotta tell you, there are wrong ways to take a shower, and those ways are just something that HAS to be avoided... but, in the case of someone not knowing how to take a shower... it's perfectly fine to make fun of that person.
WITH COOKIES in my mouth and a blanket covering my legs, I must say I feel like royalty with my throne safely guarded by my mind with my friends invading the thoughts within me.
If I had a nickel for every time I said that, I have one nickel... and HEY I do!

Tell me about it.

I feel like Icebaby was hacked, and -Rijo- ♥ sorry.

lmao. Icebaby, is that you? *shakes by the shoulders*

Nope, I'm right here. I've been under a lot of stress and honestly, this is the best thing to do to become unstressed out. I'm working on this essay that is NEEDED in order for me to actually pass my English class and it's due this Friday.
And of course, I don't need my friends to be worrying about me seeing how they're already doing that since this condition I've been suffering for at least two years now. I don't need them to worry about me more.
Though, saying funny stuff really eases my mind right now and it's making me laugh... I need to do this more often.

By the time you get into double digits the babies must have been just falling out.

It helps when you insult me? Glad i could help...

Help with what? Worrying? Oh, no no no... I meant my school friends... those guys... yeaaahhhh... that's who I mean. I don't insult people unless they ask for it.

I was only joking, although it was pretty accurate.

...those are my aunts, Uncles and Grandpa you guys are talking about...