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03/28/2009 12:51 AM (UTC)
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Sake bombs bitches.
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MyQueenSindel
03/28/2009 02:35 AM (UTC)
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What happened to this forum? It's so boring now =-/
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Vash_15
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03/28/2009 03:09 AM (UTC)
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WAit a month til MK9's announced, they'll all come running back.
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onaga_dk
03/28/2009 03:40 AM (UTC)
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I'm so happy, I got accepted into UCLA, my dream school. I will be going there in the fall. I also got into UC San Diego and UC Santa Barbaragrin
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03/28/2009 03:59 AM (UTC)
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thhecoolscorpion pisses me off to no end. Strange though, ever since I got the new sig and avy I've been making more serious posts. Hurm.
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SubMan799
03/28/2009 05:43 AM (UTC)
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Vash_15 Wrote:
thhecoolscorpion pisses me off to no end. Strange though, ever since I got the new sig and avy I've been making more serious posts. Hurm.

oxymoron?
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Nikodemus
03/28/2009 12:25 PM (UTC)
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MyQueenSindel Wrote:
What happened to this forum? It's so boring now =-/

Once you joined it was all down hill...wink
Naw it's just against the forum rules to have a sense of humor so all those with one were promptly banned.
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Icebaby
03/28/2009 03:29 PM (UTC)
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How is the word "KNOCKERS" refers to boobs? Just curious becuase I never really understood that.
You knock them on the side and they swing back and forth like that those little silver sphere things on a stick that you hit on side and then the last sphere hits it to return the favor... WTF does that mean?
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03/28/2009 03:45 PM (UTC)
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Icebaby Wrote:
How is the word "KNOCKERS" refers to boobs? Just curious becuase I never really understood that.
You knock them on the side and they swing back and forth like that those little silver sphere things on a stick that you hit on side and then the last sphere hits it to return the favor... WTF does that mean?

Here's some info for you.
During the 18th century Swedish taxonomist Linnaeus invented the classification Mammalia ("of the breast," from the Latin mammae, which sounds a lot like "Mama!") to describe the order of higher vertebrates that secrete milk from mammary glands. He could have chosen as a common element our hairy bodies, the structure of our middle ears or our four-chambered hearts, but none is as exciting. The word breasts appeared in Europe in the 11th century as bhreus, "to well or sprout." Tit dates at least to the 16th century but referred then only to the nipple, which is likely from nib, the point of a quill pen. Shakespeare called breasts "chalky cliffs." By the 18th century they had become kettledrums, globes, blubber bags, dumplings and diddies. By the 19th century it was top buttocks, berkeleys, buffers, charlies, nature's founts, panters or toora-looras. More recently -- 1930s: boobies, fried eggs, knobs, knockers, the twins. 1940s: balloons, boobs, maracas, pair. 1950s: cans, jugs, lungs, melons, bazooms, TNT (two nifty tits), gazongas, goonas, snorbs, hooters, wallopies, nay nays, milk bar, shock absorbers. 1960s: baby bumpers, bazookas, funsacks, rack, chabobs, chichibangas, credentials, nice pair of eyes, tremblers. 1970s: honkers, mammaries, bazongas, chalubbies, dangleberries, glands, tit lottery (beauty contest). 1980s: tatas, flight deck, handles, balangas, bazoombas, num-nums, bongos, top set. 1990s: fuck udders, puppies, rib cushions, shoulder boulders, chebs, chest flesh, ditties, fleshy bagpipes, nards, nugs, willets.
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Icebaby
03/28/2009 03:48 PM (UTC)
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Nikodemus Wrote:
Icebaby Wrote:
How is the word "KNOCKERS" refers to boobs? Just curious becuase I never really understood that.
You knock them on the side and they swing back and forth like that those little silver sphere things on a stick that you hit on side and then the last sphere hits it to return the favor... WTF does that mean?

Here's some info for you.
During the 18th century Swedish taxonomist Linnaeus invented the classification Mammalia ("of the breast," from the Latin mammae, which sounds a lot like "Mama!") to describe the order of higher vertebrates that secrete milk from mammary glands. He could have chosen as a common element our hairy bodies, the structure of our middle ears or our four-chambered hearts, but none is as exciting. The word breasts appeared in Europe in the 11th century as bhreus, "to well or sprout." Tit dates at least to the 16th century but referred then only to the nipple, which is likely from nib, the point of a quill pen. Shakespeare called breasts "chalky cliffs." By the 18th century they had become kettledrums, globes, blubber bags, dumplings and diddies. By the 19th century it was top buttocks, berkeleys, buffers, charlies, nature's founts, panters or toora-looras. More recently -- 1930s: boobies, fried eggs, knobs, knockers, the twins. 1940s: balloons, boobs, maracas, pair. 1950s: cans, jugs, lungs, melons, bazooms, TNT (two nifty tits), gazongas, goonas, snorbs, hooters, wallopies, nay nays, milk bar, shock absorbers. 1960s: baby bumpers, bazookas, funsacks, rack, chabobs, chichibangas, credentials, nice pair of eyes, tremblers. 1970s: honkers, mammaries, bazongas, chalubbies, dangleberries, glands, tit lottery (beauty contest). 1980s: tatas, flight deck, handles, balangas, bazoombas, num-nums, bongos, top set. 1990s: fuck udders, puppies, rib cushions, shoulder boulders, chebs, chest flesh, ditties, fleshy bagpipes, nards, nugs, willets.

Lol, that's... quite a list. I just didn't understand why they're called knockers.
Why do I care about this though? Not sure, but when your friends have a conversation about something completely stupid and something was said that got you thinking... you sit and think... but no answer comes out yet.
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03/28/2009 03:48 PM (UTC)
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thecoolscorpion should be banned, and it pisses me off that he isn't. List of reasons:
1. Plagiarized Jerrod (a freaking mod) and doesn't seem to think it's a problem, even asking for Dragon Points, oh and he plagiarized like 5 of his things.
2. Only says he's sorry because he doesn't want to get banned, then proceeds to say "jsut showing them off" in another thread, and seems to think it's okay.
3. Acts like a noob and posts MK vs Halo, a new rant thread (not seeing the stickied one) annd just being an overall idiot.
4. He doesn't see anything wrong with any of this.
I really hate this guy.
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Nikodemus
03/28/2009 03:55 PM (UTC)
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Icebaby Wrote:
How is the word "KNOCKERS" refers to boobs? Just curious becuase I never really understood that.

Probably because like a door knocker you can grab it and since their are two its knockers.
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03/28/2009 05:39 PM (UTC)
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thecoolscorpion has been banned; the moron actually posted my own work on MKO and attempted to get DPs for it. It takes a special idiot to do that.
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03/28/2009 06:53 PM (UTC)
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thecoolscorpion has been banned; the moron actually posted my own work on MKO and attempted to get DPs for it. It takes a special idiot to do that.

lol, I love idiots
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03/28/2009 07:08 PM (UTC)
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Ugh... Rainy weekend.
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I hate this place.

03/28/2009 07:34 PM (UTC)
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Vash_15 Wrote:
thecoolscorpion should be banned, and it pisses me off that he isn't. List of reasons:
1. Plagiarized Jerrod (a freaking mod) and doesn't seem to think it's a problem, even asking for Dragon Points, oh and he plagiarized like 5 of his things.
2. Only says he's sorry because he doesn't want to get banned, then proceeds to say "jsut showing them off" in another thread, and seems to think it's okay.
3. Acts like a noob and posts MK vs Halo, a new rant thread (not seeing the stickied one) annd just being an overall idiot.
4. He doesn't see anything wrong with any of this.
I really hate this guy.

I think he's just a 10 year old vying fr attention and acceptance by writing someone else's work off as his own.
Happens all the time around me.
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Icebaby
03/28/2009 08:17 PM (UTC)
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Vash_15 Wrote:
thecoolscorpion should be banned, and it pisses me off that he isn't. List of reasons:
1. Plagiarized Jerrod (a freaking mod) and doesn't seem to think it's a problem, even asking for Dragon Points, oh and he plagiarized like 5 of his things.
2. Only says he's sorry because he doesn't want to get banned, then proceeds to say "jsut showing them off" in another thread, and seems to think it's okay.
3. Acts like a noob and posts MK vs Halo, a new rant thread (not seeing the stickied one) annd just being an overall idiot.
4. He doesn't see anything wrong with any of this.
I really hate this guy.

I like fries with ketchup, how about you?
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03/28/2009 08:20 PM (UTC)
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When I posted it he wasn't banned, I could tell because he still had the scorpion icon instead of the default.
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Icebaby
03/28/2009 10:20 PM (UTC)
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Oh my god!
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Vash_15
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03/28/2009 10:22 PM (UTC)
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Never got the joke in that pic.
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Icebaby
03/28/2009 10:31 PM (UTC)
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Vash_15 Wrote:
Never got the joke in that pic.

It's not meant to be a joke... wow... Ruined my fun.
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03/28/2009 10:35 PM (UTC)
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Icebaby Wrote:
Vash_15 Wrote:
Never got the joke in that pic.

It's not meant to be a joke... wow... Ruined my fun.

:(
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JadedReign
03/28/2009 10:44 PM (UTC)
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I ran out of body wash yesterday, so I headed to the local dollar store.
Dollar stores have come a long way. Lots of different kinds, and I even saw body scrubs! Never think I'd see cherry blossom body scrub at a dollar store.
Yay for thrift. It never goes out of style. smile
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03/28/2009 11:00 PM (UTC)
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JadedReign Wrote:
I ran out of body wash yesterday, so I headed to the local dollar store.
Dollar stores have come a long way. Lots of different kinds, and I even saw body scrubs! Never think I'd see cherry blossom body scrub at a dollar store.
Yay for thrift. It never goes out of style. smile

Yeah, with the way the economy is, it's good to see that dollar stores are offering so many goods at affordable prices.
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