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03/28/2009 11:21 PM (UTC)
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JadedReign Wrote:
Yay for thrift. It never goes out of style. smile

Such a Capricorn thing to say. :P
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How is the word "KNOCKERS" refers to boobs? Just curious becuase I never really understood that.
You knock them on the side and they swing back and forth like that those little silver sphere things on a stick that you hit on side and then the last sphere hits it to return the favor... WTF does that mean?

Here's some info for you.
During the 18th century Swedish taxonomist Linnaeus invented the classification Mammalia ("of the breast," from the Latin mammae, which sounds a lot like "Mama!") to describe the order of higher vertebrates that secrete milk from mammary glands. He could have chosen as a common element our hairy bodies, the structure of our middle ears or our four-chambered hearts, but none is as exciting. The word breasts appeared in Europe in the 11th century as bhreus, "to well or sprout." Tit dates at least to the 16th century but referred then only to the nipple, which is likely from nib, the point of a quill pen. Shakespeare called breasts "chalky cliffs." By the 18th century they had become kettledrums, globes, blubber bags, dumplings and diddies. By the 19th century it was top buttocks, berkeleys, buffers, charlies, nature's founts, panters or toora-looras. More recently -- 1930s: boobies, fried eggs, knobs, knockers, the twins. 1940s: balloons, boobs, maracas, pair. 1950s: cans, jugs, lungs, melons, bazooms, TNT (two nifty tits), gazongas, goonas, snorbs, hooters, wallopies, nay nays, milk bar, shock absorbers. 1960s: baby bumpers, bazookas, funsacks, rack, chabobs, chichibangas, credentials, nice pair of eyes, tremblers. 1970s: honkers, mammaries, bazongas, chalubbies, dangleberries, glands, tit lottery (beauty contest). 1980s: tatas, flight deck, handles, balangas, bazoombas, num-nums, bongos, top set. 1990s: fuck udders, puppies, rib cushions, shoulder boulders, chebs, chest flesh, ditties, fleshy bagpipes, nards, nugs, willets.

99 words for boobs
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03/28/2009 11:45 PM (UTC)
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lol, fuck udders.
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Icebaby
03/28/2009 11:54 PM (UTC)
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This calls for a victory tune.
Now, a woman who'll kiss on a very first date
is usually a hussie.
And a woman who'll kiss on a second time out
is anything but fussy.
But a woman who'll wait till the third time around
head in the clouds, feet on the ground
She's the girl he's glad he's found
she's his Shipoopi
Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi, (The girl who'sh ard to get)
Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi, (But you can win her yet.)
Walk her once just to raise the curtain,
Walk around twice, and you've made for certain.
Once more in the flower garden,
She will never get sore if you beg your pardon.
Do re mi fa so la si do si fa so la mi re do.
Squeeze her once when she isn't looking,
Get a squeeze back that's fancy cooking.
Once more for a pepper-upper,
She will never get sore on the way to supper.
Do re me fa so la si do si do
Now little ole Sall's a no-gal as anyone can see,
Look at her now: she's a go gal who only goes for me.
Squeeze her once when she isn't looking,
Get a squeeze back that's fancy cooking.
Once more for a pepper-upper,
She will never get sore on the way to supper.
Do re me fa so la si do si do
Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi, (The girl who's hard to get)
Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi, (But you can win her yet.)
(Instrumental)
Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi, (The girl who's hard to get,)
Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi,(But you can win her yet
yoouu caann wiinn heerr yeeeettttt.............................S HIPOOPI!
All right. I made a touchdown.
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03/29/2009 12:32 AM (UTC)
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I been looking at people's profiles lately...don't ask why cause I don't know. Anyway, lots of dumb shit...not just that regular dumb but super dumb...get a life kinda dumb.
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03/29/2009 02:18 AM (UTC)
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Oh my god, it's a familiar face!
ADORE IT ADORE IT YOU ALL ADORE IT!

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03/29/2009 03:23 AM (UTC)
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I'm watching The Soup.
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03/29/2009 03:33 AM (UTC)
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eugh....
Icebaby Wrote:
A lot of senseless crap

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03/29/2009 02:40 PM (UTC)
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I want more sunny days!
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03/29/2009 02:46 PM (UTC)
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ToXik yur gehy!
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03/29/2009 02:50 PM (UTC)
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Archaic Wrote:
ToXik yur gehy!

Yup, although you had to find out the hard way. ;)
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03/29/2009 02:51 PM (UTC)
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Toxik Wrote:
Archaic Wrote:
ToXik yur gehy!

Yup, although you had to find out the hard way. ;)

sad
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03/29/2009 02:53 PM (UTC)
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Archaic, tell TheKrypt I say "Hi".
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Icebaby
03/29/2009 03:03 PM (UTC)
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Ever smelled something with a strong sent that was so powerful you could literally taste it?
Yuck!
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03/29/2009 03:33 PM (UTC)
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Icebaby Wrote:
Ever smelled something with a strong sent that was so powerful you could literally taste it?
Yuck!

Every time I go to the mall and pass by someone trying out perfume...
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03/29/2009 03:39 PM (UTC)
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ShingoEX Wrote:
Icebaby Wrote:
Ever smelled something with a strong sent that was so powerful you could literally taste it?
Yuck!

Every time I go to the mall and pass by someone trying out perfume...

I hate that when it happends
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03/29/2009 05:51 PM (UTC)
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thecoolscorpion should be banned, and it pisses me off that he isn't. List of reasons:
1. Plagiarized Jerrod (a freaking mod) and doesn't seem to think it's a problem, even asking for Dragon Points, oh and he plagiarized like 5 of his things.
2. Only says he's sorry because he doesn't want to get banned, then proceeds to say "jsut showing them off" in another thread, and seems to think it's okay.
3. Acts like a noob and posts MK vs Halo, a new rant thread (not seeing the stickied one) annd just being an overall idiot.
4. He doesn't see anything wrong with any of this.
I really hate this guy.

I like fries with ketchup, how about you?

Currently, I'm craving Hamburgers.
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03/29/2009 07:10 PM (UTC)
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mkflegend Wrote:Both sides do have their faults(especially the libs) but I have to admit Bill O'Reilly just owns everyone in debates despite party....nuff said.

Yah he is so great...I love how he just yells over the person when they make a good point thus making him the winner. He claims the middle ground but if you watch his show you know that's bull shit. Bash liberals and smile and nod at conservatives.
I personally wouldn't wanna be affiliated with either party in this country... they are all greedy tards out to line their own pockets. I don't see anything good coming from either side. They should all be put up against a wall and shot.
When I was younger I didn't pay attention to politics at all. Then I decided to stop being ignorant and wow what a mistake. Once you see what's really going on you realize its the same shit on both sides. Either way your fucked. How do you wanna get fucked for the next 4 years? That's what you vote for, left fucked or right fucked.

Or he'll just bring up good points in which most Reps/Dems he'll debate with and make them get zip locked lips or to the point of stuttering....because they have no point or can't prove him wrong face to face when challenged. Bill does his homework which is why I like to watch him, despite his more middle ground. He's not in love with conservatives, but he just seems to dislike liberals.
I'm guessing you haven't watched most or all of his debates outside of a few honestly? Then again since you've said you're left, I understand how you wouldn't watch FOX naturally but since I do and have been for the middle for the most part I'll tell ya few things.
He'll only scream if the person he's debating with is raising his/her voice....otherwise he's very down about it. It's simple with Bill, you don't yell he won't yell. A simple concept really. I personally don't like people that ALWAYS yell when I'm discussing or debating, but I'm much like him. If someone is getting loud with me I'll bite back. But seriously if you think he's bad in that "out yells his foes" then what about Rosie? Who was pretty much embarrassed and laughed off the show "The View" for doing more screaming and saying stupid things then actually bringing up good points..miss "I'm against guns and violence" yet has one herself and a body guard with weapons for her protection...hypocrite much? When bill at times actually challenged Rosie to public debate to prove her wrong, she declined more times then most rank whores decline me when I challenge them in MK online...quite sad.
He actually has bashed Republicans quite often btw, he didn't agree with Bush on everything if you watched his show he's stated this quite a few times and wasn't exactly gaga over Palin, he might have agreed with some of her policies but wasn't "a huge fan" let's just say. Yet, at the same time he'll bring good points on "some of the reasons why this guys hated, Bush is Hitler" etc is just stupid and he'll explain why. With Obama it's the opposite, this guy can apparently do "no wrong" in some peoples minds which I can't help but to find a little amusing but that's me. Not everyone agrees in this world especially politically.
I personally have been an Independant more then conservative timewise, but the way I see it I prefer to choose the lesser of two evils. All politicians are corrupt, liars and phony but the ones that can actually help in some ways or do things that won't hurt me or keep me safe I'll always be for as oppose to doing things that just benefit themselves personally or say anything just to get into the white house.
But yeah...that aside, otherwise I find politics rather dull after a while. Once someone gets elected depending on your point of view, it's 4 years of bs or 4 years of happyness.
Ok, well today I'm tired just hanging late with my pals last night.
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03/29/2009 08:04 PM (UTC)
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Bite back haha...glorious.
From the debates you've participated in on this forum I'd say you've got the bite of a 90 year old that lost his dentures.
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03/29/2009 08:23 PM (UTC)
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It snowed, then the sun came out and it melted quite a lot, now it's cloudy and praying that it doesn't snow again.
IT'S ALMOST APRIL FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
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03/29/2009 10:43 PM (UTC)
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Nikodemus Wrote:
mkflegend Wrote:Both sides do have their faults(especially the libs) but I have to admit Bill O'Reilly just owns everyone in debates despite party....nuff said.

Yah he is so great...I love how he just yells over the person when they make a good point thus making him the winner. He claims the middle ground but if you watch his show you know that's bull shit. Bash liberals and smile and nod at conservatives.
I personally wouldn't wanna be affiliated with either party in this country... they are all greedy tards out to line their own pockets. I don't see anything good coming from either side. They should all be put up against a wall and shot.
When I was younger I didn't pay attention to politics at all. Then I decided to stop being ignorant and wow what a mistake. Once you see what's really going on you realize its the same shit on both sides. Either way your fucked. How do you wanna get fucked for the next 4 years? That's what you vote for, left fucked or right fucked.

This might be the most intelligent thing anyone has ever said. QFT. Bravo sir.
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03/30/2009 12:46 AM (UTC)
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Nikodemus Wrote:
mkflegend Wrote:Both sides do have their faults(especially the libs) but I have to admit Bill O'Reilly just owns everyone in debates despite party....nuff said.

Yah he is so great...I love how he just yells over the person when they make a good point thus making him the winner. He claims the middle ground but if you watch his show you know that's bull shit. Bash liberals and smile and nod at conservatives.
I personally wouldn't wanna be affiliated with either party in this country... they are all greedy tards out to line their own pockets. I don't see anything good coming from either side. They should all be put up against a wall and shot.
When I was younger I didn't pay attention to politics at all. Then I decided to stop being ignorant and wow what a mistake. Once you see what's really going on you realize its the same shit on both sides. Either way your fucked. How do you wanna get fucked for the next 4 years? That's what you vote for, left fucked or right fucked.


Move to Canada
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03/30/2009 12:58 AM (UTC)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2KU02lsfH8
Yeah, O'Reilly did his homework...lol. This is one of the main reasons I hate him. Even when he's proven wrong, he simply cannot admit it (note how he twists his words when caught, with ZERO admission of error and no apologies). He's nothing more than a laughing stock - a parody of news reporting, far from legitimate.
I can see why he's losing all these sponsors...UPS being the latest to pull ads from Fox.
wtflegend saying O'Reilly is a great debater is like a mute person believing William Hung has talent.
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