Mine is May 8th ;) ;)

With such an amazing singing voice, why didn't Jack Black invest in the music industry?

^ Jack Black? Tenacious D? Are you being serious? Put your fist in the middle of this and it will go by ten times faster.
Edit: I didn't realize that the white wasn't white and that it was transparent. And this works better at its regular size instead of down at 400 pixels.

The fact that you mentioned Tenacious D proves you have no idea what I'm talking about.

Black's vocal skill goes far beyond that film (and the band), and even in that film, his skill shows.

-_-

I never saw the film... I was only talking about his band.

Black has been a fine musician (though not in the limelight) since before Tenacious D. His vocal talent, as well as his skill as a guitarist, fair out well.

In my most honest opinion, in his vocal prime, his voice matches that of Elton John.

If anything, listen to Baby by Tenacious D. His vocal talent, outside the humor, shows well in this song, especially towards the end.

Just got thrown out of a frat party. This was bound to happen since I've been getting snuck into frat parties by my girlfriend and her friends for a while now (only girls can get in). I told my girlfriend to stay and enjoy her night not wanting to make a big deal of it, after all i really have been expecting it. But on the long walk back to my dorm, I couldn't help but feel like a bitch. I let three douche bags grab me by my shirt and threaten me to leave, which i did. Granted I felt guilty sneaking into their frat and drinking some of their cheap alcohol (I had TWO bush lights) but they were such HUGE assholes about it (even when I first walked up to the door) that I can't help but feel like a coward letting them talk to me the way they did. Even though they were bigger than me and telling me if I snuck in again "it wouldn't be pretty" and all that tough guy bullshit, I still feel bad for not speaking up for myself, especially because, deep down, I WAS scared. I don't think I showed it much, but I still didn't stick up for myself. Its silly now to vow to never let this kinda shit happen again, when I'm safe and cozy in my little dorm room far away.

So yeah, thats my night, feelin pretty shitty. I had it coming, just didn't think I'd feel this bad about it.

Don't feel so bad, man.

They're dicks, you're obviously not. Sure, you shouldn't have snuck into the parties, but you shouldn't beat yourself up about it. Hell, it's a common thing, man. I'm sure those dicks did the same thing before.

Cheer up, dude. You'll be alright.

Ah frat parties. Here we just have ratios. So one dude can go in if he has like 4-10 girls depending on how lively the party is that night. I find frat parties to be lame. I don't know, white suburban kids isn't really my crowd. I've had confrontation in there before too, haha just because I wanted to pee in the bathroom and wash my hands, but the frat boys were like "dudes pee outside." But I still peed in there, whatever haha.

Anyways. Word. If I gave blood after a day of drinking, do you think the person who got my blood would get drunk? Don't worry, I'm not actually planning on doing this. That's irresponsible.

I don't claim to understand parties and drinking, I've always been a clean cut nerd. But if their opinion of their party is so high that you drinking two beers that are only out cheaped by Keystone is detrimetnal too it, then they obviously have a screwed up sense of what can and cannot ruin a party, and from my very basic understanding of frat parties, its about getting soused and getting laid, which I doubt your appearance would hinder. So don’t even give it a second thought, they're idiots

edit: nvm. I suck at Amazon

Speaking of snes how much do you think it would cost to refurbish one?

Well. Frat houses are filled with men. So. When the party starts it's just like what? Thirty guys? That's why they don't want more guys coming. They need a lot of girls to even out the ratio so it isn't a sausage fest. Most people don't like sausagefests (I know, I know MKO begs to differ). But yeah. Plus, they don't want some dude coming to their parties and getting laid and drinking their beer. They want that for themselves.

I just don't see why they have to have a party just to get drunk and laid.

Frat guys do way too much for booze and sex. I'd just go to a friend's house, fuck him/her, then drink his/her liquor afterwards. Why do they make it so difficult?

Frat guys are dumb. And mean.

*reads IceBaby's signature*



A transparent, odorless, tasteless liquid, a compound of hydrogen and oxygen, H 2 O, freezing at 32°F or 0°C and boiling at 212°F or 100°C, that in a more or less impure state constitutes rain, oceans, lakes, rivers, etc.: it contains 11.188 percent hydrogen and 88.812 percent oxygen, by weight.

sup

edit: whoops, your sig says hard water, which has no definition as there is no such thing as hard water. Ice and hard water are two different things.

I'm going away now

Got myself a place in Vancouver! Next step, register my car in Canada!
Also, third chapter of Through the Eye of the Tortured is up. Give it a glance, please.

I shall read your fiction of fan bro cracka dawg G brazizzle.

Haha, I googled one day, "stupid answers for tests and quizzes," and saw that one. It made me laugh the hardest. So I placed it in my signature for laughs.

The other one was,

Tracy is explaining about a mathematical problem, Tracy is wrong, and you have to explain exactly why she is wrong.

The guy put, "because she is a woman." I hear too many sexist jokes from the boyfriend already that makes me crack up, I didn't feel like putting that in the signature... not to mention, I'm not sure how that would offend other female users here.

I think I made a good decision.

Shipped the 360 to Microsoft today now just play the waiting game. I really wanna play MK but hope my Xbox gets fixed...


Regards.

Fingers crossed Mokap finally gets a decent freakin' story in the next game!

Maybe in the midst of Shinnok's rise, Johnny Cage seeks the help of the finest martial artist he knows, Mokap.

Yey!

Go home and be a family man.

*Resists the urge to play Dwarf Fortress again*