Thish ish good ishn't it?

Last day of my senior year tomorrow

Hahaha, that made me laugh.

On the side note... South Park rocks, Lady Gaga doesn't.

Jesus H. Tapdancing Ice Cream Licking Table Flipping Christ! This site is slow right now!

It takes a good nice minute or so to update the page. And it’s just this site.

If I didn’t want to update a thread of mine that I know no one will read I would just leave.

*checks profile*
YOU'RE 17?! Damn, I had no clue! Oh fuck, does that mean I sent Chippendales to a minor?! Fuck, bro, don't open the door to any police officers for the next week, okay?

Lucky you. My final day isn't for another 2 weeks. I'm soooooooo bored of school!

Hahahaha ! Next time send them to my place !

My MK Key Chain has a notice about cancer and birth defects;

Notice to consumers in the State of California
California Proposition 65 Warning:
This product or its packaging contains chemicals
known to the State of California to cause cancer or
birth defects or other reproductive harm.

.......

So, I still get to keep 20% in case of cancellations.

Who stole all my Whiteie Tighties? it must be hermAphroditie!

didn't realize there were so many seniors...

I'm graduating on June 9th(two weeks, like Killswitch)

Is it just me, or is GlaDOS one crazy ass bitch?

Whoever Hot Chelle Rae is, they created one of the most horrendous and embarrassing songs I've ever heard since Danity Kane's 'Damaged.' Just awful.

And Adele needs to get off the goddamn radio. I swear, they play that song simultaneously on, like, four different stations here. I hate these blue-eyed soul singers. (Duffy, Adele, Natasha Bedingfield, Amy Winehouse,etc.)

Had some Chick-fil-A, though, so I feel better.

Urge to kill...RISING!!........

In honour of the end of the world, I've uploaded Chapter 4 of Through the Eye of the Tortured, Judgement Day!

THIS JUST IN: Harold Camping is full of shit! Today is not Judgment Day!

...wait, what? You already knew that? Oh...

Technically, the End is supposed to start at 6pm Pacific Time.

I still don't believe it, though.

I want to date a suicide girl; if I find this to be impossible I can always invest in the chloraphWeorm industry.

Can I say he's full of shit now?

Sweet.

Sonya smells something...

Laundry day is a very dangerous day...

Haha I was watching it today XD

I just flew in from the rapture, and boy are my trumpets killing me!