Palette Swap!

Looks better than the in game color scheme, imo.
http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i356/KombatNerd/Dark_Kahn.png

"Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole"

I Cum Blood by Cannibal Corpse

Your move.

If only I had the lyrics to Hammer Smashed Face by them.

I Cum Chocolate

Checkmate

Super secret testing, waiting to begin.

I Cum Bacon.

BOOOM!

Manager: Are you available for a shift on Saturday?
Me: What's the shift?
Manager: Noon to 8 PM...
Shit, I'm filming that day, 10-5, and celebrating my birthday in the evening with a hot gal...
Me: Shoot, I'm unavailable...
Manager: Isn't that time listed in your availabilities?
Me: I know, yes, but the thing is... It's my birthday and I'm celebrating...
Manager: Oh well, alright then.
Me: I'm really sorry...
Manager: Yeah, don't worry.

Fucking unreliable job hours.

So everything with my girlfriend is turning out better than expected :) <3

Hung out with her today and went to her play rehearsal with her. Awesome day

I Cum GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD.
I win.

I cum seminal fluid.

And the winner is....

I haven't had sex in over a year!

I think I'm weird, but I don't understand the appeal of kissing with tongue, I mean I hate saliva, it grosses me out to no end from my personal experience, I've gotta be crazy lol.

My friend's rabbit won't stop trying to fuck my foot and hand.

He also bites when he's trying to hump.

IM STILL A VIRGIN!

I have yet to taste the beautiful (some are at least) creature known as vagina. But I do hate that musky, sour smell after the sex. How do I know? I walked in a room after 2 peeps got it on. I didn't know they did it in there til I noticed her limping out and the guy with a huge grin on his face while butt-naked. They made that room STANK.


They were drunk by the way. But thats no excuse.

Same. But IDGAF 'cause I'm 13.

"Now like all my loves, she is mine for forever. She has brought me here to this moment of clarity where time slows down and I choose to look back to see myself. And in that act of seeing, I am reborn."

Ouch, but ... you ... had ... that girlfriend? Ouch.

This page is full of sex and cum.

omg...lol..that's horrible.... I had 2 rabbits....one was albino and would snort like a pig and stomp the ground and attack if you got too close, but it ended up dying of old age...and the other I gave to my little cousin who on the 2nd day of having it decided to walk it on a leash and it was strangled to death..... I've given up on bunnies lol

I'll fill you up with sex and cum.

Yeeeeeeah. Sorta my fault. That's what I get for quoting a Death Metal song...

Hey, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I jam my penis in your vagina?

Long-distance + she was a virgin = too nervous to do the deed. Yeah...